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August 30th, 2011 | 6:07 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Kim Kardashian Has A Fairy PornMother

Kim Kardashian‘s wedding brought a resurgence of her sex tape, guys. In the most unlikely of places, too. Ireland — because that’s what they love watching when they’re downing Guinness and crisps?  Enjoy it while you can, because if someone has their way, then Kim’ sex tape will be off the market. For good.

An anonymous buyer-good Samaritan has hired a lawyer from Tennessee who has contacted Steve Hirsch (the CEO of Vivid Entertainment) saying their client wants to drop some serious cash on Kim’s sex tape to ”completely remove it from the market.”  An excerpt from the letter reads, “I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”

They even want all the unused footage that the DVD never showed! And because mystery person loves them some Kim, the letter also mentions, “We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.” So “someone” wants to rid the world of all things pornographically Kim, past, present and future? Who thinks it’s Kim herself trying to go all 007 and stealth-like?

June 6th, 2011 | 5:15 pm by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

Jennifer Lopez Blocks Sale Of Her Sex Tape

In case it wasn’t clear to you, we would highly advise against messing with Jennifer Lopez. She might seems like she’s just a sweet woman with inhuman hair extensions and a wardrobe of 500 beige outfits, but one doesn’t become a millionaire and bride of the Skeleton King without some bite in those veneers. After a judge gave J.Lo’s ex Ojani Noa, permission to distribute the Jennifer Lopez sex tape through a porn site last week, another judge has granted the American Idol judge a temporary restraining order preventing us from seeing those “15-20 minutes of total nudity.” It’s probably not that Jennifer minds us seeing her naked; it’s just that she’s wearing these hideous worn-out Sketchers instead of her Louis Vuitton, and she finds that just humiliating.

Reportedly Lopez headed back to court, this time successfully, after finding out Noa was planning to sell the video to his girlfriend/producing partner Claudia Vasquez for $1 as part of a broader distribution scheme. If you though Jennifer was going to stand by while a nude video of her butt was purchased for less than it costs to ride the bus, you were tragically mistaken. Vasquez lawyer Cris Armenta confirms that his client “cannot release any portion of the home videos and does not have the right to use the footage at this time.” Knowing J.Lo, she’ll probably drop $5 million on the classiest, most elegant porno known to man and release it for free, just to her ex and lady friend how it’s really done. Projecting onto the side of their house for the rest of their lives will only be the cherry on the vengeance sundae.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

June 2nd, 2011 | 2:00 pm by Anthony Miccio

Porn Companies Bidding Over Racy Jennifer Lopez Footage

A judge decided last week that racy footage of Jennifer Lopez, shot by ex-husband Ojani Noa during their honeymoon, can be released to the public despite her legal injunctions—as long as Ojani isn’t the one releasing it. Naturally, porn companies are crawling over each other for the opportunity. Looks like Noa and his girlfriend Claudia Vasquez are finally getting the payday they’ve been fighting J. Lo in court over, right?

Not quite. Currently the bids for J. Lo honeymoon footage, which allegedly contains “spanking” but little nudity and no sex, are hovering around $40,000—a less than impressive number considering how much has likely been spent on their legal battles. As it’s unlikely Vasquez will get the $10 million in damages she wants from Lopez——their legal “victory” might do more for J. Lo’s public profile than their bank account. In other words, they might still have to get jobs.

[Photos: Getty Images/]

May 27th, 2011 | 6:29 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Porn Company Makes Cash Offer On Charlie Sheen’s Mansion

Does this qualify as a win? Charlie Sheen put his mansion for sale recently. The Beverly Hills pad is on the market for $ 7.2 million and is “an entertainer’s dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa.” Gotta love realtors for their prose because there’s obviously no mention of all the insanity that comes with Charlie’s life! But very soon, if all goes according to plan, nude people are going to be scattered all over the place too. And we aren’t talking about sculptures!

TMZ is reporting that YouPorn.com has made a cash offer on Charlie’s casbah. Unfortunately it’s not exactly the $ 7.2 mill that was asked for. The porn impresarios are offering $4.5 million, which seems paltry in comparison. But if Charlie accepts the offer then the porn stars will come rolling in to live there! And it’ll be a party for the out-of-work actor, because he will be allowed to visit as much as his heart (or other parts of his anatomy) desires. So will Mr. Sheen accept? That remains to be seen!

[Photo: Getty Images]

May 26th, 2011 | 11:30 am by Anthony Miccio

Chyna Making Her Professional Porn Debut 7 Years After Her Sex Tape Leaked

Fans of Chyna‘s sex tape, get excited—the sequel’s going to have way better production values. Vivid Entertainment announced to TMZ that Chyna recently filmed scenes with porn stars Evan and Lee Stone to be used for a DVD tentatively titled Backdoor Into Chyna. Though the 1999 WWF International Championship holder has posed in Playboy and filmed the aforementioned sex tape with fellow wrestler Sean Waltman in 2004, the proposed movie would be Chyna’s entry in the world of professional porn product.

Chyna, who appeared on The Surreal Life and Celebrity Rehab since retiring from wrestling the mid-’90s, returned to the ring earlier this month as part of Total Nostop Action Wrestling’s Impact! on Spike. She was hospitalized last fall after reportedly taking an overdose of Benadryl.

[Photo: Getty Images]

May 19th, 2011 | 1:00 pm by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

James Franco Tries His Hand At Pornography In Indie Cherry

Supervillan. Wizard Of Oz. The scientist that accidentally created the Planet of the Apes. James Franco has been a lot of things to a lot of people, but now he’s exploring the role we all knew he’d play, though we imagined it would be twenty years and a few failed Apes remakes away from now: creepy pornographer. James Franco’s porn film Cherry follows a teenage porn starlet who falls in with Franco’s cocaine-addled lawyer as she enters the world of adult movies. Cherry also stars Slumdog Millionaire‘s Dev Patel, Heather Graham and Lili Taylor, which is a shockingly A-list cast for such a sleazy topic. It seems like James Franco’s sex tape would be a great source of influence for channeling the character, but we’d have to watch a screener copy to be sure. After all, we’ve already seen Franco with a thin mustache and a layer of flop sweat; put those together and we’ll see if “jail bait” and “Oscar bait” are really as synonymous as they seem in our heads.

May 10th, 2011 | 12:56 pm by Jordan Runtagh (@JordanRuntagh)

Royal Hottie Pippa Middleton Gets $5 Million Porn Offer

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think that future Queen Catherine is the hottest Middleton sister, and those who believe that honor falls to the younger Pippa. While the debate rages on, it looks like adult film mogul Steven Hirsch is definitely on Team Pippa! The Vivid Entertainment head has done something that would make any woman’s heart melt: he sent the Royal Sis a letter telling her that she’s hot enough to do porn. Preferably his porn. Let the swooning commence.

“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding,” he gushed before saying those words that every woman longs to hear. ”As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.” The dude’s smooth, we’ll give him that (not). He went on to add that the slightly-steamy pictures that surfaced this week helped seal the deal. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.” Wow, sometimes it pays to not make your Facebook pix private!

For one scene, Hirsch is prepared to fork over $5 million. “And, of course, you would have your choice of partners.” What a gentleman!  He even offered a million dollars to get her brother James in on the action (in a totally separate scene, we hasten to add). The real question is if Hirsch actually thought the Royal Sister might accept, or if this was all a publicity stunt. We’re thinking the latter. For now you’re going to have to get your Pippa fix in the gallery below!

[Photo: Getty Images]



February 24th, 2011 | 1:10 pm by Liz Black

Cameron Diaz Praises Porn, Pot In Movies And In Real Life

The R-rated trailer for the upcoming film Bad Teacher was released yesterday and in it, Cameron Diaz plays a character with a foul-mouth, a love for pot, and a lust for Justin Timberlake. So basically she plays herself from five years ago, and the only thing that’s changed is that now instead of Timberlake, she lusts after Alex Rodriguez in real life.

Diaz’s fictional alter ego discusses sex pretty frankly, too, which is also something else Diaz herself is known for. This week in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Diaz talked about her love of porn, specifically while she’s staying in hotels. Diaz said “I love porn! You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. I love that they always give you that little thing at the bottom— ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’ It’s great.” What can we say, at least she gets points for honesty. Besides, a girl has to unwind somehow—it’s tough constantly monitoring your boyfriend’s popcorn consumption.

February 24th, 2011 | 6:36 am by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Is Charlie Sheen Living With His Ex-Wife, Porn Star And Pot-Loving Girlfriend?

If Brooke Mueller is indeed living with Charlie Sheen again, then it’s going to be a bit of a full house. Charlie seems to be creating his ideal harem around him, and if this story is true, then looks like he’s been successful in his utopian free lovin’ vision. RadarOnline reports that Charlie Sheen is taking Brooke on vacation WITH porn star companion Bree Olson, and other girlfriend Natalie Kenly. Natalie having posed for Cali Chronic X.  Our brains just exploded.

Not only is Charlie taking his posse on vacay, it’s been reported that he’s been shacking up with all three women under one roof in L.A. A source revealed, “Charlie is back to his old sel —and that’s not a good thing. So much for rehab at home. He took off with the girls on Wednesday.” Of Charlie’s big plans for his harem, the source added, “Charlie talked about building a porn family and now he’s got these three women all living with him and taking off on vacation with him.”

Some may call him the luckiest man in the world (we’re wondering how he pulled if off too), but raise your hands if you think his chips are this close to cashing out. This isn’t going to be a PG-13 vacation. Not even close. And Bree Olson’s loving every second already. She just tweeted, “Going to a tropical wonder for a little while to relax with friends : ) minimal tweets so hold tight! Be home soon babies!”  We can see the smile on Charlie’s gold grill already.

[Photos: Getty/Cali Chronic X]

February 7th, 2011 | 3:16 pm by Anthony Miccio

Charlie Sheen Tells Porn Stars The Party’s Over

Charlie Sheen is totally serious about rehab, guys. TMZ has an alleged photo of Charlie watching the Super Bowl alone—alone!—in the same home theater he previously critiqued porn in during his last wild party. If the fact that he’s chilling in his own mansion wasn’t proof enough of his commitment to overcoming decades of drug abuse and sex addiction, Sheen’s porn star pals are getting farewell texts from the Two And A Half Men actor, including “Please lose the number, we are closed…please drive through…thank you” and “Right now we are on lockdown.” And by “right now,” he obviously means forever! Right?

While this could be proof of a new leaf, it could also be a sign that he needs to choose his friends (with benefits) more wisely. Hardly missing a beat after revaling Charlie’s “briefcase of cocaine” last week, porn star Kacey Jordan is reportedly in talks to star in a XXX re-enactment of the party that ended with Sheen rushed to the hospital with abdominal pains. Sure, Charlie talked about starting his own porn franchise, Charlie’s Devils, but he can’t have people stealing great ideas like that from under him. Do you think he’ll be able to say goodbye to these ladies for good—or even really wants to?

[Photo: Getty Images]