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No Free Ride To Cannes For Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan’s playing a porn star in a movie. We’d reported that she’s going to portray the legendary adult-film actress Linda Lovelace in a film called Inferno. Unfortunately, the movie’s not getting her as much mileage as she was hoping for. If Lilo wants to make it to Cannes this year, she’s going to have to pay for it out of her own pocket. She’s apparently trying desperately to wrangle some moolah and swing a freebie to get there but no one seems to be coughing up the cash. “She’s been asking around, but hasn’t had any takers,” snarks a source.

Oh, and here’s the juice about the movie she’s about to star in, straight from the director Matthew Wilder himself, “It’s not something I can imagine that anybody would ever be turned on by, unless they’re really sick.” Sounds…interesting.

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Joslyn James Releasing Tiger-Themed Porn Movie

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Tiger Woods may not have apologized to Joslyn James for…whatever it is she wants him to apologize for…but we’re pretty sure he regrets sleeping with her. Following her press conferences scheduled to coincide with Tiger’s and strip club appearances held near his recent golfing events, the adult film star is filming The 11th Hole, a porno based around the infamous “sexts” the golf legend sent her during their months-long tryst. “In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the personal texts Woods sent to James,” says Vivid Entertainment.

Vivid has yet to announce who won the role of Tiger (James was reportedly consulted for the open auditions) but we won’t have long to wait—the film is scheduled for release only ten days from now. See a photo of Joslyn with some of the would-be Woods in the gallery below.

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Porn Star Sasha Grey Scores A Spot On Entourage

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Adrian Grenier’s character Vince is going to have an interesting new romance on the next season of Entourage with notoriously sexy porn star Sasha Grey. The adult-film actress meets Grenier’s Vince Chase in a bar in the fifth episode and sticks around for the rest of next season. “You can’t believe she’s a porn star when you meet her,” Grenier told TV Guide while the show’s creator Doug Ellin said, “I wouldn’t have done this storyline if Sasha passed.” We bet Drama’s going to be hella jealous of his baby bro!

This is Grey’s second mainstream venture; she starred in Steven Soderbergh‘s “The Girlfriend Experience” last year. He also said that the entire story was inspired by Charlie Sheen‘s affair with former porn star Ginger Lynn in the late 1990′s. Wow. You heard correctly… Charlie Sheen was inspiration to someone.

by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan To Play Porn Star In New Movie

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Attagirl Lindsay! This is such a fantastic way to revive your career. Playing Linda Lovelace in a film that’s the porn star featured in 1972′s infamous Deep Throat is a genius move. Forget the fact that you’re playing an adult film actress and you’ve already played a stripper once. You’re in a movie again! Your parents will be so proud (maybe this is what you and Dina were toasting at Chateau Marmont last night?). Oh wait – first you need to avoid going to jail, eh Lindsay? Then you need to get to the point where you can actually see your dad Michael Lohan without a police escort. But hey – this is progress!

This may seem like just another page in LL’s very own gossip bestseller,  Lindsay’s BFF/photographer Tyler Shields says there’s some truth to this tidbit. E Online confirmed the report after Shields told them he spoke to film’s director Matthew Wilder. He stated, “[Wilder] contacted me and asked me if I would do the promos for the movie.” Looks like La Lohan’s really going to be lovin’ up the screen with this one. It’s called, most aptly, “Inferno.”

Oh and just so you know, Lovelace eventually did leave the adult movie business and became an antipornography activist. Hear that, Lindsay?
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Tiger Mistress Joslyn James Wants To Meet His Wife

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Tiger Woods may be aching to get his career back on track, holding a press conference in Augusta, Georgia yesterday as he practices for The Masters, but one woman has yet to forgive him for his trespasses. Oh, we’re not talking about wife Elin Nordegren, we mean porn star Joslyn James, who held another “post-Tiger press conference” press conference to again portray herself as a woman scorned, dismissing his regrets as “malarkey.” “He’s still a big, fat liar” she told reporters in NYC, joined by lawyer Gloria Allred. Even after she published his sexy texts on her “iBone,” James still wants that apology!

“I don’t think the press should let him move on,” said Allred. “He has to contact Joslyn and apologize for lying to her…any time Elin wants to contact Joslyn, she can do so through my office. Joslyn would like to talk with her, and I think they should do so to set the record straight.” And really, who could provide better closure for Elin than the woman who shared with the public Tiger’s desires “to make her sore” and now plans to strip in Atlanta during the nearby Masters. “I’ve got some really, really great costumes I’m really excited about,” she told the Daily News. Maybe she could put Elin on the guest list!

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Tiger’s Mistress Count Rises To 15 As New Porn Star Comes Forward

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Porn Star Devon James is Tiger Woods‘ latest mistress to come forward and reveal an affair with the golfer. It’s like Christmas all over again! Her story seems pretty standard at this point: Apparently, he paid her and another women $2000 for “dirty sex” and then continued to bed James for 2 and a half years. Yep, classic Tiger! (Read Tiger Woods’ sexy text messages to porn star Joslyn James.)

The only thing that makes Devon stand out against his other booty calls is her depressing website DevonJamesxxx.com, which looks like it was made in 1996 and never updated again. (What can we say, we like our porn stars with HTML skills.) On it she reveals her that she’s 29, from Sarasota, Florida, and she offers a check list of the different kinds of porno she’s into. ‘Anal with toys’ – yes, ‘creampies’ – no. [NYDN. Photos: GettyImages, DevonJamesxxx.com]

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Porn Star Joslyn James Posts Tiger’s Sexy Texts Online

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Still hungry for more sexy time with Tiger Woods? Porn star/golf-mistress Joslyn James (aka Veronica Siwik-Daniels) has posted every text she allegedly received from the golf star on a new NSFW website, Sexting Josyln James. The one-sided missives range from banal (“what do you want to eat…no turkey unless it’s a club sandwich”) to profane (“next time i see you you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f— till mercy”) to romantic (“Great thing is we have a life time of this”). Despite her tearful, glamor-free press conference immediately following Tiger’s apology, the site also features nude photos of the star and hosts the texts on an oh-so-classy “iBone” graphic. “Veronica is looking forward to the next chapter in her exciting career,” says her site bio. “Fans are encouraged to keep checking back here for future plans and sometimes controversial announcements.”

See photos of James—and some highlights from her Tiger texts—after the jump.

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Backstreet Boy AJ McLean Proposes To Girlfriend At Porn Party

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean has found his Backstreet Woman, proposing to girlfriend Rochelle Karidis on stage Friday at the Hard Rock Cafe’s Wasted Space club in Vegas. “He got up on stage and the DJ turned the music off. He asked her to come up on stage and he got down on his knee and she squatted down with him,” a bystander told People.”He asked her and she said yes and hugged him. He took the ring out of his pocket and put it on her hand…she seemed very surprised.” Previously to Sarah Jo Martin in 2001, this will be McLean’s first marriage.

Though it was his 32nd birthday, we can’t blame Karidis for not expecting a rock that night. The spontaneity is touching—McLean was spotted shopping at the Hard Rock’s jewelry store that same day—but the club was hosting a party for the adult entertainment company Naughty America as part of the annual AVN Expo. We always knew he was the bad boy of the group, but proposing at a porn party? Unless AJ really knows the meaning of being horny, we’ll just assume he didn’t know who the clubgoers were, what they did or where they were from—only that he loved her.

Check out photos from the 2010 AVN Awards on our Scandalist blog. Anyone notice AJ is starting to look like AVN host Dave Attell?

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Shauna Sand Sticks Out Even At The 2010 AVN Awards

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One doesn’t go to the Adult Video News Awards in Vegas expecting modesty, but reluctant sex tape star Shauna Sand made a spectacle of herself even considering the surroundings, forgetting to put a dress on her over her eye-catching lingerie. The professional porn stars on stage to accept awards—including Crossover Star Of The Year Sasha Grey and Most Outrageous Sex Scene winner Belladonna (who also performed an interpretive dance onstage)—couldn’t help but look respectably glamorous in comparison. Attending alongside the battalion of XXX actors were host Dave Attell, rapper Baby Bash (admittedly not as hot as last year’s Flo-Rida appearance) and comedienne Margaret Cho. Watch your favorite porn stars wear more clothes than usual in the red carpet gallery below.

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Saved By The Bell Porno In The Works

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The first thing we think of when we hear “Saved By The Bell” is not porn. Or sex. Or anything remotely erotic. (Especially not Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls.) But the cast has been in the news ever since Jimmy Fallon tried to reunite them on his show recently, and that’s made them famous all over again. Of course, people want to cash in – like Hustler filmmaker Jeff Thrill, for instance.

Thrill is planning to make a porno based on the show and says, “We couldn’t wait to get our hands on this one. It’s amazing, for such a silly show, how many fans it has. Fans will get this. Expect some great surprises! We have great resources on our staff to ensure that we capture the true essence of the show.” Oh God! What could that mean? Illicit behavior in the bathrooms at The Max? A position called the Fister Belding?

The one thing not yet divulged is the movie’s name, which makes us wonder what they’re calling this thing. Shaved By The Bell? Saved By The Balls? Anyone else care to make suggestions? [Photo: GettyImages]