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Mary Carey Returns To Her Roots

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Porn star, VH1′s Celebrity Rehab patient, and recovering alcoholic Mary Carey has returned to XXX films, much to the dismay of Dr. Drew Pinsky. To avoid temptation and the risk of relapse, Pinsky urged Carey to ditch the hardcore world of adult films during her stay at his rehabilitation center.

Carey’s comeback film, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, hits the racks on June 2nd.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Porn Star Sasha Grey Makes Big Screen Debut

Existentialist porn star Sasha Grey is about to go kinda mainstream, with her lead role in Stephen Soderbergh‘s new flick, The Girlfriend Experience. On-screen, she plays a high-end Manhattan call girl charging her clients a couple grand an hour to frolick between her thighs. On the x-rated screen, she’s known for asking to be punched in the gut while performing fellatio.

To top it off, she’s a total nerd, and named herself in honor of Oscar Wilde‘s Picture of Dorian Grey. Needless to say, we’re all a bit obsessed with her. In fact, her only flaw seems to be that she’s engaged to a photographer named Ian Cinnamon.

Check out the trailer for the new flick above, and follow Sasha on MySpace and Twitter – but not before you check her out below.  [via Buzzfeed]

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Marilyn Chambers, Porn Legend, Dead At 56

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Marilyn Chambers, one of the most famous pornographic actresses in history, died on Sunday at the age of 56. Though foul play is not suspected, the cause remains unknown.

Chambers had already achieved some success in modeling (she was billed in films as “the Ivory Soap girl” for an early advertising appearance) when she made her porn debut in 1972′s Behind The Green Door. Despite starring in some mainstream films, including David Cronenberg‘s classic thriller Rabid, Chambers continued to appear in adult movies like Naked Fairytales and Little Shop Of Erotica until her death.

[Photo: Hulton Archive]

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Lindsay: Ready To Fake Sex Tape For Millions?

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This story is ridiculous and today is April 1st, so please take it with a billion grains of salt. It could totally be BS, but we are hopin’ and prayin’ that it’s not. WWTDD is alleging that Lindsay Lohan may be in talks to film a sex tape and then release it, all the while pretending it was stolen and leaked without her permission. The actress is strapped for cash, and the porn producer that is lending her his Maserati is supposedly offering her millions to do this sex flick.

Apparently Lindsay could pick the dude (who would remain anonymous), and the video would be relatively hardcore and released in two parts, with a total of six different scenes. It’s origin would be attributed to her trip to Mexico last September with Sam Ronson, (which doesn’t totally make sense as she’d then be the logical sex partner, but we’ll take it).

Is Lindsay crazy/broke enough to do something like this? We’d say no, but this is the girl who got coked up, stole a car and tried to run her assistant off the road. Anything is possible!  [Photo: WireImage]

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Lindsay Lohan’s $115,000 Porn Mobile

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Finally, an explanation as to how Lindsay Lohan‘s been driving a $115,000 Maserati while making close to minimum wage selling spray tan. The starlet was hooked up by a slummy porn producer, Dennis DeSantis, and he’s apparently not even upset that she already knocked up the ride with $10,000 worth of damage.

Dennis is responsible for such cinema classics as Butt Sluts and Origami So Horny, while Linds hasn’t appeared in a film in over two years. Do ya think they’ve arranged some sort of trade, or is Lindsay just hanging out with people who eclipse her on the shady scale (a feat we once deemed impossible)? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Louisiana, This Porn Star Could Be Your Senator!

A movement is underfoot in the Bayou to get porn star Stormy Daniels – winner of the 2006 AVN Award for Best Supporting Actress Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre – to run for Senator. A group in Louisiana has started the Draft Stormy movement, complete with a website touting the Baton Rouge native’s “entrepreneurial experience and inspiration.” The fact that she has great boobs and enjoys masturbating on film is not mentioned, but would certainly be an added bonus.

If successful, Stormy’s campaign would pit her against junior Senator David Vitter, who gained notoriety in 2007 when his number appeared on the phone records of a prominent D.C. madame. He’s a staunch right-winger who loves illegal sex, which makes him the perfect competition for a porn star. She may bone on camera, but he cheated on his wife with prostitutes – clearly the clean cut dude’s got the more questionable morals. Let the race begin!

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Joe Francis Arrested, Blames Flu For Court Absence

Ever ignore calls from work, show up five hours late and blame the flu? Of course you haven’t—you’re not an idiot who wants to get fired. Now imagine using that excuse in court. Judge S. James Otero issued arrest warrant for Joe Francis when he failed to show up in court yesterday morning, and the Girls Gone Wild-man blamed the flu when he finally appeared on the steps five hours later. “He’s been as sick as can be,” said Melissa Weinberger, a lawyer who has yet to drop Francis over “strategic differences of opinion.”

Despite Francis’ sniffles, the arrest warrant stood and the porn entrepreneur was dragged away by U.S. Marshals. If found guilty at his tax evasion trial (scheduled for March), the porn merchant could face up to ten years in prison.

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Judge Issues Warrant For Joe Francis’ Arrest

When we last saw Joe Francis, he was making an unwelcome ass out of himself at Sundance. As hard as it is to believe, someone would actually like to see him again. U.S. District Judge S. James Otero issued a warrant for the Girls Gone Wild creator’s arrest today after he failed to show up in court and could not be reached by telephone.

Francis was needed for a hearing to decide whether his lawyers could remove themselves from his tax evasion case, due to “strategic differences of opinion” (maybe they didn’t like the idea of teaming up with Larry Flynt to ask for a government bailout). Francis’ trial, which concerns his decision to make $20-30 million in phony deductions from 2002 to 2003, is scheduled to to begin on March 31st. Hopefully he’ll find a law firm that can stand him by then. Or not. We’re psyched either way.

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Porn Interrupts Super Bowl Broadcast In Tucson

Comcast subscribers in Tucson, Arizona saw more unncessary roughness than most during the Super Bowl last night. After the Arizona Cardinals scored an almost game-changing touchdown—with three minutes left in the game—viewers were rewarded with 10-30 seconds of the hardcore Club Jenna channel, free of charge. Surprisingly, families didn’t enjoy watching a woman fish a man’s penis out of his pants, let alone the ballsack boogie that followed.

“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said one viewer. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.” About 80,000 homes were potentially blessed by the ballsack boogie, though HD viewers did not suffer (or enjoy, depending on your perspective) any interruption. Comcast has apologized and promised to figure out just what the hell happened (we’d guess “drunk Steelers fan in the tech department”).

You can check out just what Tucson residents saw on TMZ, with the naughty bits thankfully blocked out.

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Porn Kings To Beg Government For A Bailout

After years of fighting the government, Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are teaming up to ask Senators for a $5 billion bailout. Porn DVD sales are down 22%, it seems. “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration,” said Francis, who will be tried for evading over $20 million in taxes this March.

“It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” said Flynt, who was jailed for six months when he wore an American flag as a diaper to court in 1983. We’re sure the Senate will be happy to assist these patriots. They’re not busy fixing the economy or anything.

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