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Spankwire Reactions Solidify Video’s Rep As Worst Ever

Late last week a friend posted his reaction to a mysterious video he called “Spankwire” on his Facebook page with simple instructions: “Never watch it.” We heeded his warning, but others have not, and Spankwire reaction videos are popping up all over the web just like back in the “Two Girls One Cup” hey-day (don’t watch that video either). Apparently the Spankwire video is horrible in that “doing awful things to one’s genitals” sort of way. Google it at your own risk, but you’ve be warned – it is that bad.

Our favorite reaction thus far is that of our pals at Funny or Die. While four people watched the video, the rest of the staff observed their co-workers watching Spankwire, with some switching sides in the middle. Follow that? You can watch it in all it’s adorable-awful glory above (language NSFW).

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Watch A Minute Of The Palin Porn!

Obviously we’re all counting the days until Who’s Nailin’ Palin comes out. Just the thought of porn stars portraying characters based on Sarah Palin, Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton engaging in a threesome gets us all hot and bothered. The only thing better than being politically active is being sexually active, obviously! Lucky for us pervs, the first minute of Hustler‘s political porno has leaked onto the web, and we’ve got it for you above. While there’s no hardcore booty action in the clip, you can tell it’s gonna head there real fast. Forget the election, focus on these erections instead!

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Photos: The Hardcore Sarah Palin-Themed Porno Flick!

It’s only twenty-two days until the election, and it’s easy to get distracted by the campaign drama and the major issues currently plaguing our country. But if you want a break from all the heavy stuff, we offer you these pictures of the upcoming Sarah Palin-themed hardcore Hustler porno, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” The sure to be classic movie stars Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin, who appears to get tangled up in some boner-packed action with her Russian neighbors, her business partner, her professor, and for the girl-on girl-on girl scene, two ladies named Hilly and Condi. We kid you not.

You can read the script here – we’ve counted 5 sex scenes, including an anal sex scene between Serra’s husband and her intern. God bless America, my friends!

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[Photo: Splash News Online]