Rihanna threw herself a pity party on The Jonathan Ross Show this week over her unbearable singleness, but how can this woman be unattached when she looks this dirty fabulous on her new Italian Battleship poster? Even with those tattoos? It defies all logic! “Single life is so overrated,” RiRi sighed on the British talk [...]
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The Artist‘s Jean Dujardin Joins The Proud History Of Raunchy Movie Posters
Sadly, The Artist star Jean Dujardin is not asking where you want these spare mannequin parts. Instead, the Oscars Best Actor nominee is in fact advertising his new French sex comedy Les Infideles, though we guess writing “French” and “sex comedy” is kind of redundant. Dujardin and the film’s creators are currently receiving a lot [...]
What To Expect When You’re Expecting To Eat Until You Need Bigger Pants
What To Expect When You’re Expecting hyped its leading ladies and their respective prosthetic bellies today in a new series of character posters. We were just wondering why it isn’t acceptable to clutch your abdomen in public (sometimes you just need a clutch!) when it struck us: All these actresses with bulging bellies, including the [...]
Katniss Aims For Your Heart In The New Hunger Games Poster
Jennifer Lawrence is just killing it here, isn’t she? What teenage girl doesn’t want the determination and upper arm strength needed to fire a arrow directly into our faces? We wouldn’t even flinch, that’s how much we love the newest Hunger Games poster from Lionsgate. We would probably have to be rushed to the hospital [...]
Hunger Games Posters: An In-Depth Eye-Shadow Analysis
Well, no one’s on fire and no one is being stung by tracker jackers, but we’re sure Hunger Games fans are buzzing with excitement about the eight new posters showcasing the eight main characters. After you’ve calmed yourselves down a bit, let’s take another look at these profiles: Katniss (debuted on Yahoo! Movies): She looks [...]
Leo DiCaprio Is Large, Extremely In Change In J. Edgar Poster
We love, love, love Oscar Bait Leo DiCaprio. Seeing him transform into the angry, beefy director of the FBI in the new J. Edgar poster is in the exact same vein as watching Leo slowly slip off a board into the freezing Atlantic, or invade a businessman’s dreams. Speaking of (bulging) veins, the movie’s tagline [...]
New Breaking Dawn Posters Are Extremely Sexy, Filled With Wolves
Entertainment Weekly has the latest Breaking Dawn Part 1 posters and we are happy to report that they are just hot, and wolf-filled, enough to make us temporally stop dry heaving over that upcoming Breaking Dawn birth scene. We don’t want to see an alien-looking Kristen Stewart giving birth to a monster slime baby via [...]
The Dark Knight Rises Poster Looks Great For Us, Bad For Gotham
Come July 2012, the citizens of Gotham are probably going to want to visit relatives in Florida. Maybe take the whole month of August off and rent a beach house. Whatever they do, The Dark Knight teaser poster, featured on The Dark Knight Rises website, suggests that it’s going to be a cruel summer for [...]
You Got Your Rom-Com In The Muppets! You Got Your Muppets In My Rom-Com!
Audiences seeing Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides this weekend though they were just seeing a trailer for new film Green With Envy, a darling new rom-com starring that charming Amy Adams and that adorable Jason Segel and oh my god, it’s Gonzo ripping his shirt off to reveal the bedazzled hot pink number [...]
New Hangover Part II Character Posters Look Like Sweaty, Regrettable Fun
If the Hangover Part II trailer didn’t give you enough of a sense of what the sequel, opening May 26, will be like, the new Hangover Part II character posters really convey the grimy, panicky good times in store for the Wolfpack. In the promo ads, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha, Ken Jeong and [...]
