On January 1st we can start a clean slate and draft our ever crucial new year’s resolutions. Whether or not we actually achieve those goals is another matter (we’ve yet to do 2012′s spring cleaning). Nevertheless, it’s always a fun challenge to set them for ourselves…and also for our friends in Hollywood. Just like us, our celebs could use a little goal setting for 2013. Just like your mother says, we do it because we love you. Here’s our resolutions to the stars, and -most importantly- Happy New Year!
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling – We know one of Hollywood’s hottest couples is costarring in The Place Beyond the Pines in 2013 together. However, after watching the two show their comedy chops in the latest Drunk History clips, we cannot wait to see more of these two collaborate. We know the duo has some off screen chemistry, and the silver screen may not even be able to handle the hotness between them. We have a proposition for these two for 2013: more projects together, please!
While princess-to-be Kate Middleton‘s white hot bikini bod proves she’ll have no problem blending in with the world’s prettiest princesses, her generation’s royal posse rolls thick in good looks and svelte figures. From Princess Charlotte of Monaco to Princess Madeleine of Sweden to everyone’s favorite redheaded, six-packed Brit, Harry, this crowned crew looks good in and out of their royal garb.
Prep for Friday’s Royal Wedding with some international eye candy. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty Images, Splash News Online]
It’s official: Harry the Wizard has got more dough than Harry the Windsor. It’s just been announced that Daniel Radcliffe’s personal fortune has surpassed that of Prince William and Prince Harry. Next up, he plans to buy Canada. OK, that’s not true, but apparently the boy wizard is also a financial wizard, doubling his fortune in the past year.
According to accounts reported in the Daily Mail, Radcliffe is worth about $45 million, to the Princes’ $44 million.Ã‚Â He has around $30 million tied in up “current and fixed investments”, and owns several properties in London and New York. Oh yeah? Well we’ve got a bunch of returnable bottles and cans to take back to the supermarket and you don’t hear us bragging about it.
This announcement comes on the heals of Radcliffe’s proposed sexual conquering of Broadway. Will he stop at nothing!? Although at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter how much cash Dan Rad has, because someday Wills is going to be king and could totally have him burned as a witch or something. So it all evens out.
rnrnAnyone who’s anyone already knows that Robert Pattinson (photos) is the hunkiest actor to have ever played a vampire. But what you DIDN’T know is that Robert Pattinson might also be, gasp, an ACTUAL vampire (!!!). Well, sort of. Let us explain.rnrnAccording to the publicity seeking research team over at Ancestry.com, Robert Pattinson’s sexy bloodline traces all the way back to Vlad the Impaler, the fifteenth century Transylvanian leader who is the original inspiration for the character of Dracula and was widely rumored to have drank the blood of his enemies. It also turns out that R. Pattz is a distant cousin of two members of British royalty, Prince William and Prince Harry. This is slightly distressing, as it signals that there may have been some inbreeding on one of the branches in Pattinson’s family tree a few generations prior.rnrnNo wonder R. Pattz is so brooding and bothered!
Britain’s Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy have called it quits. This comes after splitting last year and then reuniting to give it yet another shot. They’ve been dating on-and-off for the last six years, but the 24-year-old Davy is now moving to South Africa to begin a legal career, after having told him they were through. The Zimbabwean heiress apparently told friends, “We’re finished. This is a new beginning for me. I want to start my career in South Africa where I plan to spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to live in Britain.”
They’ve also not been together in public ever since HRH Harry got his helicopter pilot wings in May. A source revealed, “It was a gradual end to the relationship. It whimpered out. It’s not practical with Harry’s commitments to the Army and his family to be in a relationship with someone in a different country. It was an obvious time for a clean break. The spark is gone and she’s focused on moving back to be where her heart lies. She was distraught when they split last year but it’s different now. She knows she did everything to make it work.”
Chelsy was supposed to begin as a trainee solicitor at the London law firm Allen & Overy in September, but those plans are off. The source also added, “They are still friends and will always have a special place for each other.”
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