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Photos: The World’s Hottest Royals

While princess-to-be Kate Middleton‘s white hot bikini bod proves she’ll have no problem blending in with the world’s prettiest princesses, her generation’s royal posse rolls thick in good looks and svelte figures. From Princess Charlotte of Monaco to Princess Madeleine of Sweden to everyone’s favorite redheaded, six-packed Brit, Harry, this crowned crew looks good in and out of their royal garb.

Prep for Friday’s Royal Wedding with some international eye candy. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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Evil Genius Harry Potter Worth More Than British Royals

It’s official: Harry the Wizard has got more dough than Harry the Windsor. It’s just been announced that Daniel Radcliffe’s personal fortune has surpassed that of Prince William and Prince Harry. Next up, he plans to buy Canada. OK, that’s not true, but apparently the boy wizard is also a financial wizard, doubling his fortune in the past year.

According to accounts reported in the Daily Mail, Radcliffe is worth about $45 million, to the Princes’ $44 million. He has around $30 million tied in up “current and fixed investments”, and owns several properties in London and New York. Oh yeah? Well we’ve got a bunch of returnable bottles and cans to take back to the supermarket and you don’t hear us bragging about it.

This announcement comes on the heals of Radcliffe’s proposed sexual conquering of Broadway. Will he stop at nothing!? Although at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter how much cash Dan Rad has, because someday Wills is going to be king and could totally have him burned as a witch or something. So it all evens out.

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Robert Pattinson and Dracula Have More In Common Than Previously Believed

pattz-dracrnrnAnyone who’s anyone already knows that Robert Pattinson (photos) is the hunkiest actor to have ever played a vampire. But what you DIDN’T know is that Robert Pattinson might also be, gasp, an ACTUAL vampire (!!!). Well, sort of. Let us explain.rnrnAccording to the publicity seeking research team over at Ancestry.com, Robert Pattinson’s sexy bloodline traces all the way back to Vlad the Impaler, the fifteenth century Transylvanian leader who is the original inspiration for the character of Dracula and was widely rumored to have drank the blood of his enemies. It also turns out that R. Pattz is a distant cousin of two members of British royalty, Prince William and Prince Harry. This is slightly distressing, as it signals that there may have been some inbreeding on one of the branches in Pattinson’s family tree a few generations prior.rnrnNo wonder R. Pattz is so brooding and bothered!