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Are Wiz Khalifa And Amber Rose Locking It Down Already?

Kanye, Imma let you finish but Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose are going to have one of the best weddings of all time. One of the best weddings of all time! We don’t know if it’s wishful thinking or if it’s a case of “when you know you know,” but allegedly Amber Rose and and Wiz Khalifa are engaged after only a few months of dating. “Wiz is going on tour for the next month. But he told her when he gets back, he’s going to marry her .. . . and he was serious. He asked her to start making plans,” a source told MediaTakeOut. We can probably guess what Amber’s colors are going to be. “Black and Yellow” is about bridesmaids dresses and coordinating place settings, right?

While neither the alleged bride- or groom-to-be have make a public statement about the rumor, earlier this week, Wiz Khalifa’s dating life came up in an interview, and he couldn’t have been more head over heels for Rose. “We’re really new, but we’re really close and understand each other’s life. Understanding is really important,” Khalifa said, as Amber joined him on-camera. In February, before a Steelers playoff game, Khalifa introduced Amber to his mom, saying “They actually really, really dig each other. Amber is a sweetheart, and my mom, everybody who meets her loves her anyway. So it was really tight.” Earlier this week Amber tweeted, “Congrats my Love, ur so talented,beautiful, Creative,Positive & an amazing person and ur all mine muah :-).” Sounds like two people are getting ready to make this thing happen for the rest of their lives.

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Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Gets A Surprise Proposal On The Red Carpet

What better way to show a reality star you love them than Jersey Shore‘s Angelina’s surprise proposal from boyfriend David Kovacs. “Oh my God, the kid just got down on one knee and I was like, what the f–k???” Angelina gasped to RadarOnline, after her man knelt on the red carpet at STYLE360 Sachika’s Fashion Show with photogs swarming. “She was totally surprised but looked really happy and covered her face with her hand to hide her excitement,” a source said. “She kept dropping the ring on the carpet because she was so nervous. But David picked her up and the two hugged and kissed.” Pivariak didn’t even have to punch someone at a strip club to get the cameras flashing! That must have felt almost as nice as getting the ring itself.

Not only did Pavarnick get engaged today, Angelina landed a role in a feature film as well, titled appropriately enough Every Time I Go To Staten Island Something Bad Happens. Pivariak must have had a gut feeling she would soon be slamming back glasses of champagne, because Angelina failed to get on Dr. Drew’s Celeb Rehab after stalling on her contract. “Angelina wasted two months of the network’s time, their money and legal efforts,” a source repaired. “She was fishing for the best deal she could get, she felt she was worth more than they were offering.” However disappointed she might be, it’s really more of a positive thing not to pay Dr. Drew at such a young age. There’s plenty of time for that in the future. The girl is 3 for 3!

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Master Of Great Timing Seth Rogen Proposed While Girlfriend Was Topless

While most prefer to pop the question over a romantic candle-lit dinner, Seth Rogen’s proposal to fiance Lauren Miller came at an even more intimate moment for the couple:  namely, when Lauren was naked from the waist up. On the first episode of Conan O’Brien’s new TBS show last night, Rogen explained that he was seized with a fit of marriage-related passion and ran into the couple’s bedroom to propose, only to realize “She was in our closet, changing, and she was literally only in her underpants.” See, this is why we want to be proposed to on a Jumbotron: it’d be way less likely that our areolas would be visible.

Seth, however, wasn’t about to slam on the breaks once the Engagement Train had pulled out of the station: “I had already kind of started [to propose]. … I didn’t picture it like this, and I know she didn’t picture it like this.” True, most women don’t fantasize about standing in a pile of old socks while an out-of-breath Seth Rogen wheezes, “Will you marry me?” But for the minority of us who do have that image on our vision board? Man, we’d wait topless next to our shoe rack forever if we thought for a second Seth might burst in with a diamond.

So what did Rogen do when he realized he’d already ruined any violin-and-champagne fantasies Lauren might have had? “I figured the only appropriate thing was to place the ring on her nipple, actually,” Seth laughed. Yikes! We’re happy for those two, but they had better hope the internet gets destroyed or something before their grandkids read this story. Sure, it would be an inconvenience to everyone else, but think of the children!