Rihanna Fashion

In hideous fashion news, Fergie and Rihanna attended the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend in downright mind-boggling ensembles. Both went for a high-glitz look sans fabric on their backs. It’s not the backless thing that bothers us; they both have great bodies. What bothers us is everything else about their outfits. Between the wacky fabric combinations, clashing textures, and over-shimmered skin, we’re wondering if they lost their minds on the flight over. [Photos: Getty Images]

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For Rihanna, it’s not a question of whether to wear your gigantic winter hat—it’s a question of which gigantic winter hat to wear. The singer zipped from Paris to London today, stepping on and off the Eurostar with a black furry monster of a cap and carrying what appears to be the pelt she slapped atop her skull the other day in NYC (or some other slicing from the same animal). Is this some kind of promotional tie-in or does she just really, really want to keep her head warm? If stylish young ladies start strutting around with dead Muppets on their dome, we’ll know who to blame. The newspaper print pants she wore in Paris? We’re not too worried about those catching on (give them a look in the gallery below).

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Even someone who’d never heard of Rihanna would have spotted her shopping around Manhattan yesterday, thanks to the  ginormous furry hat she refused to take off inside or out. Kept warm by the Muppet humping her head, Rihanna and pal Melissa Forde hit 5th Ave, Louis Vitton, Toys R Us and Jason’s Jewelry, a bargain electronics store in Union Square. Between this caterpillar gangbang and the fuzzy wonder she wore in London last month, we can’t wait to see what headwear the Barbadian beauty will rock when it really gets cold.

[Photo: Splash News Online]