Roast Of Charlie Sheen

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Emilio Estevez Swears Charlie Sheen Is “A Completely Different Guy” Now

And we were all like, Emilioooo! According to Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen is doing much better. “He’s a different guy. He’s a completely different guy,” Emilio told Access Hollywood. “He’s got his voice back. And I think he’s got his focus. He’s on a new show and he’s gonna be roasted by Comedy Central – which I think is going to be hysterical. I think that he’s really got it together. And he’s very excited about the crew of the show he’s putting together.” On the flip side, both Charlie Sheen’s roast and Anger Management sitcom are going to be way less entertaining of the man’s just sitting there quietly, drinking green tea and filling out his I-9.

Despite his personal motto involving ducks and how they all fly together, Estevez had some harsh words for his brother in the past, comparing him to Fredo in The Godfather: Part II and joking, “There are times, like these, when I want to take Charlie out for a boat ride.” At the end of the day, though, these two have the same warlock blood flowing through their veins. And in Charlie’s case, let’s hope that’s it.

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Denise Richards Surprised To Hear She’s Roasting Charlie Sheen

Sometimes people are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. It’s the same thing with doing stand-up at Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central roast. Rumors were circling this morning that Charlie’s ex Denise Richards was seriously contemplating taking the podium at the roast in August. Us Weekly even reported their source as saying, “She’s interested. Denise has a terrific sense of humor.” Either way, let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be an amazing idea. You  know that woman probably built a new wing on her house to store the thousands of unflattering anecdotes she wanted to throw in his face later.

However, Denise Richard’s Twitter tells a very different story. “I just heard the news I’m roasting Charlie? First I’m hearing this, Is that appropriate for the mother of his children to do that?Good, Bad?,” she tweeted this afternoon. The man parades his steroids-and-porn star lifestyle in front of America, and you’re worried about being appropriate? Oh girl child, have you learned nothing from being married to The Sheenius?