Rock Of Ages

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Diego Boneta Vows Tom Cruise’s Singing Will Blow Your Mind In Rock Of Ages

Diego Boreta

We all sawTom Cruise scramble down the side of a towering glass skyscraper in Ghost Protocol. It is any surprise he’d bring the same intensity to hair metal? Rock of Ages star Diego Boneta solemnly promises that Tom Cruise’s performance will knock our neon scrunch socks clear out of our Reebok high tops. “As a [...]

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8 Signs Rock Of Ages Is Going To Be Incredibly Cheesy…In A Good Way

Jefferson Starship might have built this city on rock’n’roll but it looks like director Adam Shankman built this Rock of Ages trailer out of pure, delicious cheddar cheese. Set to drop next Wednesday, Tom Cruise‘s official site released the film’s trailer today instead. We had already seen Tom Cruise‘s sweaty rock star Stacee Jaxx. We’d [...]

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Tom Cruise’s First Rock Of Ages Photo Very Promising, Torso-Centric

Action Torso, Engage! We’ve already heartily supported the acid-neon, plastic-bangled-and-Spandex ’80s look depicted by Julianne Hough and Alec Baldwin during filming, but the first official photos of Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages looks like hot liquid cheese of the first order. We’re caught in between piting Cruise’s personal abdomen waxer, and realizing no man [...]