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by (@missmuttoo)

Join Us In Drooling Over Prince Harry

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Hello, Harry. Seriously…how hot has the Prince become? We were quite beside ourselves typing this post due to how dee-lish he’s looking. We also considered it our duty to publish photos of him looking that sharp, ’cause boyfriend can certainly pull of a suit. William-marriage-bonanza is getting all the press, and we think it’s unfair to leave the ginge hottie behind.

Harry was in Berlin yesterday visiting the Bernauer Strasse Wall Memorial, where he left behind a wreath and personally written note. Looks like his costume party-Nazi faux pas has been forgotten! ‘Course it is…look at him. Who wouldn’t forgive him? Need convincing, then check out the photos in the gallery below. Be prepared to swoon. [Photos: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Angry Student Mob Attack Prince Charles And Camilla Parker Bowles Car

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Really, England? We’d have thought that all the hoopla around Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s engagement would’ve made the whole country feel gooey and mushy and generally non-violent. Clearly, not the case, because someone or the other is always going to be pissed off at the monarchy.

The latest target of the anger-angst were Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles, riding in their Rolls Royce on their way to the Royal Variety Performance in London. Annoyed by a bill that just increased tuition fees, student protesters chucked white paint, bottles and bins at the car while Camilla and Charles were in it! We haven’t brushed up on our British Royalty 101 lessons, but aren’t they supposed to travel with a cavalcade and bodyguards and the like? What the hell were they doing? Why didn’t James Bond-esque agents jump in and sort it out? Scotland Yard? MI6? You listening?

An apparent eye witness commented, “They were whisked inside as soon as they arrived. All security were on hand to protect them as they entered the theatre. Charles kept a hand on Camilla’s back and she looked very unsettled by what had just happened.” Uh, no s— Sherlock.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

It’s On! Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Engaged

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We so called it! Well, so did the whole of the United Kingdom, but who cares! Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged. It was just a week ago that bookies were betting on the odds on whether Will and Kate were going to make it official, so someone’s making a killing on this one. Looks like Daniella Issa Helayel picked the right time to start designing wedding gowns because she’s been Kate’s go-to custom designer for a while now.

The couple have been quite cheeky about the whole engagement affair. Buckingham Palace officials have said that William popped the question a whole month ago, while they were on vacation in Kenya. Okay, so they’ve had time to prepare themselves for the frenzy that awaits, which is probably going to be of the Diana-scale. Now that the news is out,  Prince Charles‘ rep has stated that the proud Dad is “delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton” and they apparently going to get married in London either in the spring or summer of next year.

So, what do we have to do to score an invite? Anybody? Does Harry need a date?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Is Prince William En Route To Getting Hitched?

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If reports are true, then it means that one very eligible prince is off the market. Apparently, England collectively believes that Prince William and Kate Middleton are this close to making it official, so much so that bookies are betting on it. Anytime between December and February is what’s being bandied about.

Considering they’ve been together on and off since the Prince was in college, it’s about bloody time! Post attending William’s friend, Harry Meade’s wedding together, one of Kate’s pals said, “Kate knows she she’s going to need conservative yet attractive outfits once they are engaged and she’s started collecting a very enviable wardrobe.” That comes from the fact that Kate’s going the custom outfit route (pictured above) with designer Daniella Issa Helayel, who conveniently, just started designing wedding gowns too. How badass would it be if William popped the question by turning up at Kate’s house in a helicopter (again).

Right. We’re just going to go ahead and say it… as long as Prince Harry‘s still single, we’re going to be just fine. No offense to William, but have you seen how hot the ginge-brotha has got lately? A girl can dream, ok?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Evil Genius Harry Potter Worth More Than British Royals

It’s official: Harry the Wizard has got more dough than Harry the Windsor. It’s just been announced that Daniel Radcliffe’s personal fortune has surpassed that of Prince William and Prince Harry. Next up, he plans to buy Canada. OK, that’s not true, but apparently the boy wizard is also a financial wizard, doubling his fortune in the past year.

According to accounts reported in the Daily Mail, Radcliffe is worth about $45 million, to the Princes’ $44 million. He has around $30 million tied in up “current and fixed investments”, and owns several properties in London and New York. Oh yeah? Well we’ve got a bunch of returnable bottles and cans to take back to the supermarket and you don’t hear us bragging about it.

This announcement comes on the heals of Radcliffe’s proposed sexual conquering of Broadway. Will he stop at nothing!? Although at the end of the day it doesn’t really matter how much cash Dan Rad has, because someday Wills is going to be king and could totally have him burned as a witch or something. So it all evens out.

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