Woo, woo, woo! TMZ has footage of Charlize Theron making out with Keanu Reeves on the street after a delicious dinner together! Is it possible that the former co-stars of 1997’s Devil’s Advocate and 2001’s Sweet November are enjoying a belated romance? Has he been politely waiting for relationships with Stephan Jenkins and Stuart Townsend to end so he could swoop down and declare his eternal devotion? Was his shirt off when he did it? “More evidence—when they hugged each other goodbye, Charlize’s hands are clearly UNDER KEANU’S JACKET!” OMG! That’s totally the universal sign of a sexual relationship! What an update!
Granted, these two have acted intimately for years at social events and they clearly were aware of the cameras during their clinch. If they were secretly banging, they probably wouldn’t be hugging at all. But if Charlize and Keanu want to come forward with some grand Hepburn and Tracy story involving years of simmering chemistry, far be it from us to advise them otherwise. See photos of Charli-anu in the gallery below.
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Jennifer Aniston says she showed her new home in Architectural Digest to “celebrate the people who made it: the master craftsmen who poured so much of themselves into its creation.” But according to Us Weekly, Brad Pitt knows the real reason her palace graced the pages of his favorite magazine: Jen’s trying to get his attention! “She was never that into architecture when they were married. It was his hobby, and she used to make fun of him for it…Brad thinks she is pathetic.”
While the story seems like yet another ridiculous “Jen Vs. Brangelina” rumor, we can almost imagine this being true. If you were stuck with a kajillion children and Queen Crazypants Of The Amazon, and your unattached sexpot ex was hitting kittenish poses in the pages of your favorite magazine, you might comfort yourself by laughing at how “desperate” she must be. Who knows? Maybe Jen has a fetish for grotesque goatees and she’s just returning the favor. [via Celebitchy]
You’d think with the amount we write about Rihanna, we would have heard this one by now. According to sites like Necole Bitchie and AllieIsWired, RiRi has been secretly dating her friend/assistant Melissa Forde (allegedly, of course). Their proof: they’ve been spotted holding hands and getting their cuddle on and have matching tattoos (in different places).
Would we be psyched if Rihanna was pulling a Lohan behind our backs while pretending to date baseball star Matt Kemp (Rihanna’s rumored fiance)? Absolutely! But have these bloggers ever seen women interact with their friends? When we get together with our gal pals we spend most of our time spooning each other and 90 % of us have tramp stamps that resemble some member of the butterfly family. Chances are these BFFs are just extra close, with nothing too R-rated going on behind the scenes.
Apparently we weren’t the only five-year-olds intrigued by that wish-granting wiz behind a projector and smoke machine! The LA Times is reporting that Disney is itching to tell the oft-overlooked wizard’s tale of his life pre-Emerald City, with comeback kid Robert Downey Jr. in the starring role. The Great Powerful script is said to present a much darker, deeper wizard than the sillier character in the 1939 musical. If RD Jr.’s stellar performances as Tony Stark and Sherlock Holmes are any indication, this wizard is bound to be twinkly-eyed, charming, and totally captivating.
The two very different directors in contention are Alan Shankman (Hairspray) and Sam Mendes (Revolutionary Road). If all the pieces come together as planned, Disney would like to start shooting as early as next spring. Fingers crossed (and heels a’clickin’) for Downey! [Source: LA Times]
We’re not sure we trust this bit of gossip in the slightest, but it’s just too crazy not to share. MediaTakeOut, hyperventilating in March that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were “getting close” after Kim’s break-up with Reggie Bush, now says that the odd couple actually hooked up before the footballer split. “Reggie was using Kim’s laptop when all of a sudden some IMs came over…from Kanye WEST!!!. And Reggie played it cool and answered them like he was Kim. And come to find out that Kanye and Kim were GETTING IT POPPIN for many months—ALL BEHIND REGGIE’S BACK!!” Upon learning hearing from his one true love that she did indeed cuckold him with the Louis Vuitton Don, Bush promptly “LEFT HER AZZ!”
While we gossipmongers would delight in describing the antics of “Kimye,” their hypothetical union would have other positive benefits for the world at large. One, Kanye would presumably stop crying in autotune about heartless women who cheated after he cheated and instead get on the 808s & Assquakes tip, ideally collaborating with Luke on that one. Also, Amber Rose would have to go find a reality show or some other excuse to exist, having lost her position as Yeezy’s sidepiece. Maybe he’ll even be nice and lend the crazy clotheshorse his autotune so she can really be the 21st century Grace Jones. Cross your fingers and check out the Kimye gallery below.
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Now this we can get behind! Amidst a flurry of news about cheaters, mistresses, and divorce, our favorite new couple is maybe (read: probably not) headed for the altar. After dating for only a few months, LA Dodger Matt Kemp has supposedly asked Rihanna to stand under his umbrella for life.
We first met Kemp back in January when the Rude Boy posed for paps with a handful of RiRi’s booty while vacationing in Mexico. The playful pair has been giggling in every shot snapped since. Just last month, Rihanna proved things had gotten serious when she flew from Berlin to Arizona for a weekend to meet the Kemp family. Gossip Gods, let this mostly-unsubstantiated rumor be true! If for no other reason than to see what Rihanna would wear down the aisle. [Source: Bossip; Photo: Splash News]