You know we love Taylor Swift, but oh, how Michael J. Fox‘s comments about her dating his son Sam made us laugh. We laughed almost as hard at his comments as we did when Tina Fey first shooed TSwift away from Sam during the Golden Globes. “No. No … Just back off,” the Back To The Future star told Vulture last night. “I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.” Oh wow, that is a Michael J. Fox burn right there. Between this and the rumor claiming Bradley Cooper turned Taylor down for a date, we feel bad for the girl…but also like laughing with the glee of giddy school children. It’s Michael J. Fox! Riffing on Taylor Swift! We just never anticipated this moment, and it’s wonderful.
Fox later goes on to imagine what would happen if Taylor stopped by for dinner. “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he mused. He would obviously remember her once she and his son parted ways though, after she pens a song about him for her album. “‘Sam, You Piece of S—.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!” You know what? This just makes us want Taylor Swift to date Michael J. Fox’s son even more. You think Taylor Swift can’t tame any parent, no matter how reluctant? Tell it to the Kennedys. Tell it to the Gyllenhaals. She got this.