Everyone have their barf buckets ready? The following is by far the worst tale yet to emerge in the Jesse James sex scandal. Sandra Bullock‘s beloved (heh) husband allegedly had a foursome with good ol’ Michelle Bombshell McGee, tattoo artist Eric McDougall, and his receptionist Skittles. Let’s repeat that: Jesse James banged two women at the same time, named Bombshell and Skittles, with another dude. Oh Sandy, we hope you have an infinite amount of shoulders to cry on.
Eric, who owns Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, tells Life & Style that the group met at the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival in June 2009. While Sandra was off promoting The Proposal, Jesse, who Michelle introduced as her boyfriend, went to town nailing both ladies. Says Skittles, “Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex. I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.”
Because this story can only get better, it’s also revealed that Jesse did not use a condom. [Cue vomit]
[Photos: Life& Style/Getty/Splash News Online]
Cheating in Hollywood is as common place as nose jobs – everyone does it, and everyone denies it. Since the start of the new year alone, both Jesse James and Tiger Woods have f*cked their way to infamy, leaving behind trails of tattooed mistresses and dirty text messages. But the secret sex game is old school, and Sunset Boulevard is littered with tales of two-timing guys who have cheated on their wives with their co-star, nanny, assistant, intern, escort, or whoever else they could get their hands on. Sometimes the mistress is even more famous than the married man she’s bedding, if not before their affair than certainly after.
Some of these ladies went on to land their man, while others posed for Playboy and started failed handbag lines. But long after the sex ends and the scandals die, their legends live on – on Wikipedia at least. Check out the FABlife’s picks for the Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses below.
Porn Star Devon James is Tiger Woods‘ latest mistress to come forward and reveal an affair with the golfer. It’s like Christmas all over again! Her story seems pretty standard at this point: Apparently, he paid her and another women $2000 for “dirty sex” and then continued to bed James for 2 and a half years. Yep, classic Tiger! (Read Tiger Woods’ sexy text messages to porn star Joslyn James.)
The only thing that makes Devon stand out against his other booty calls is her depressing website DevonJamesxxx.com, which looks like it was made in 1996 and never updated again. (What can we say, we like our porn stars with HTML skills.) On it she reveals her that she’s 29, from Sarasota, Florida, and she offers a check list of the different kinds of porno she’s into. ‘Anal with toys’ – yes, ‘creampies’ – no. [NYDN. Photos: GettyImages, DevonJamesxxx.com]
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee naked pictures are now all over the web. High fives, world! Yes, now we all can see for ourselves the lady Sandra Bullock‘s husband Jesse James just couldn’t live without nailing. They’re your standard web girl nudie pics; her fake boobs are even more blinding than her tattoos, so look at your own risk. It should go without saying that most of the images are very NSFW. They’re certainly also NSFSandraBullock.
Looks like Scotty Lago isn’t the only Olympic medalist who shows poor judgment when he celebrates. The entire Canadian Women’s hockey team celebrated their gold-medal win last night by drinking some brews and smoking cigars on the ice, and the International Olympic Committee is not thrilled with their behavior.
Several team members, including underaged Marie-Philip Poulin who is 18, have come under fire for their actions (which took place in a near-empty rink, with only teammates and members of the media inside the arena). Gilbert Felli, director of the Olympic Games, said that their alcohol consumption was “not what we want to see” from athletes at the games. Does Felli know about the legendary sexual activities the Olympic Village are known for? Because that seems like something a little more scandalous than a lying on the ice with a bottle of Champagne or our favorite image of the night, player Colleen Sostorics trying to take the Zamboni out for a spin. We guess if you have to scapegoat someone’s poor behavior at the games, the old adage is true: Blame Canada! [Photos: Getty Images]
Despite reports by TMZ and E! that troubled Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson has died, her fianceé Tila Tequila has been furiously tweeting that she is actually in a coma. After knowing each other for a few hours, the pair announced their engagement last month, and discussed buying a house and having kids five days later.
Neighbors of Johnson say her maid came running out of her LA home this morning and screamed “She’s dead!” Her 3-year-old adopted daughter Ava is now in the custody of Casey’s mother in Manhattan.
Like her fianceé, Casey Johnson used Twitter frequently. Her last tweets were in the early morning hours of December 29th, wherein she discussed buying a new car with room for her daughter.
The cause of death is undetermined. [Photo: Getty Images]
UPDATE: Tila Tequila has confirmed the death of her bride-to-be. At 10:15PM, she tweeted:
“R.I.P my Angel. @ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey.”
In 2009, a lot of ordinary people became famous for next-to-nothing, previously A-list stars fell from grace, and quasi-celebs made outlandish statements for publicity. From the Balloon Boy stunt to Glenn Beck‘s fear-mongering to Tiger Woods‘ mistresses coming out of the woodwork; some people really tested our patience and wore us thin. Here are the top nine “celebrity” losers we hope go into hiding for 2010.
9. Balloon Boy’s Dad: Think little Falcon Henne had any idea about his fame-guzzlin’ father’s publicity plot while he was chillin’ in a box in their attic? We doubt it, and the little guy’s televised bodily functions pretty well summed up how we felt about the whole stunt after we wasted hours of our lives watching an empty weather balloon float above Colorado.
8. Carrie Prejean: The dethroned Miss USA contestant first ignited a media firestorm with her statement against marriage equality during the Miss USA pageant. Her controversial proclamation was just the tip of the iceberg, as a flurry of nude photos and sex tapes followed over the next several months, as well as an exceptionally awkward appearance on “Larry King Live.”
Seven more losers after the jump.
Just as Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses continue to crawl out of the woodwork, so do photos of the now 10 women hoping for hush money. We gathered ranchy, sexy, and scandalous photos of Jaimee Grubbs, Mindy Lawton, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, and Joslyn James. More pics to come, we’re sure. [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]
The Mackenzie Phillips publicity train chugs on today – she was just on “Oprah” reflecting on her family’s reaction to her recent revelation that she had a sexual relationship with her father. She called her stepmother Michelle Phillips‘ harsh reaction “unkind” and said her younger sister Bijou has yet to contact her. Bijou hasn’t stayed silent when it comes to the press, however. The Scientologist (and sometimes actress/model who is engaged to Danny Masterson) released a statement revealing that her ex-junkie big sister told her about the incest when she was practically still a kid. Yikes.
“When I was 13,” says Bij, “Mackenzie told me that she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3. I didn’t know what to believe, and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn’t happen. Mackenzie’s history with our father is hers, but also clouded with 30 years of drug abuse.”
She adds, “I understand Mackenzie’s need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it’s devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn’t here to defend himself.”
MacKenzie’s other sister, Wilson Phillips‘ singer Chynna Phillips, was also on “Oprah” today declaring support and forgiveness for her sis. Coincidentally (as all these Hollywood things are, natch), Chynna’s Christian rock album is also being released this week. Go figure. [Photo: GettyImages]
“One Day At A Time” star Mackenzie Phillips had a turbulent upbringing full of drug and alcohol abuse, not to mention pressure of living in her famous father’s shadow. John Phillips of the Mamas And The Papas had addiction problems of his own and theirs was obviously a dysfunctional relationship, but Mackenzie has only now just revealed JUST how dysfunctional it was: the father and daughter had an incestuous affair.
Our mind was blown when we heard this – it’s all in Mackenzie’s upcoming tell-all entitled “High On Arrival” – and it just seems too horrible to be true. In an excerpt from the book, Phillips writes, “My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.”
She explained that both of them were incredibly high and she doesn’t actually recall how many times this kind of thing may have happened – we can’t even fathom this, nor can we fathom that even once they both entered rehab, they continued to have an affair. Normally we (obviously) love juicy celeb gossip but this story deosn’t sit well with us at all, we’ve basically been in holy sh*t! mode since we heard it. However, if you’re anxious to know more, the book is out now. [People. Photo: GettyImages]