Jay Leno Stole Our Idea

UPDATE (5:18 pm): The New York Times is reporting that NBC “will acknowledge the work of Mr. Juzwiak and his co-worker” on the Tonight Show this evening. Does this mean Jay will say the words “TheFABLife” on air? How bad will he slaughter the pronunciation of Rich’s last name? Enquiring minds want to know!

rnrnNow we know how Conan O’Brien feels! Do you remember the “Taylor Swift Is Always Surprised!” supercut from last week, the one that our friend and cohort Rich Juzwiak put together for us? Well, not to brag or anything, but it was viewed over 200,000 times last week and caught the attention of quite a few major media outlets, including NBC’s Tonight Show. In fact, Rich traded emails with one of Jay Leno’s cronies about our video last week, as the Tonight Show had intentions of using parts of it during their interview with Taylor Swift that ran last night. Which, to be honest, we were quite excited about!rnrntaylorwhat1That is, until we actually saw the interview. Rather than hearing “VH1″ or “TheFABLife” or even Rich’s name on air, Jay Leno instead told Taylor that “We put together a little montage of you being surprised,” failing to acknowledge our contribution in even the tiniest way. Needless to say, we are a bit peeved that Jay Leno stole our idea and didn’t properly credit us, but what can you do? We are hearing rumblings that Jay is going to make up for it during tonight’s show, but we aren’t going to hold our breath.rnrn Read more…

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Tiger Woods Throws Out Paternity Suit By Deluded Ex-Mistress


We may have lost track of Tiger Woods’ various mistresses, but they refuse to fade into obscurity. It seems that someone new (or old, depends on how you look at it) keeps crawling out of the woodwork.  This round goes to Number 15 on Tiger’s alleged mistress roster. Porn star Devon James had filed legal papers in Florida in June, claiming Tiger was the father of her 9-year-old son Austin Brinling. The paternity suit stated the she was trying to “establish paternity, parental responsibility, time-sharing, and/or child support of a minor child or children.”  Which translates to: ka-ching! Especially since the Elin Nordegren-Tiger Woods divorce drama was reaching its zenith at the time.

Now this is where it gets gold-digger bananas. Devon’s mother, who has custody of the child, allegedly performed a DNA test in 2002, which revealed that Tiger was not the father. Miz Devon refuses to believe that her mother had DNA testing at all – to her the results don’t exist – and wants to force Tiger to go in for another test.

Tiger has filed a counter-suit, asking for the case to be thrown out and to stop this massive waste of time. Porn star mommy has results whether she likes it or not, and he isn’t the father. We have a feeling the courts will agree with Tiger, for once. And Devon? Actually, we have no words left for you.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Ke$ha’s PSA: Don’t Let A Guy Take A Picture Of You Covered In Jizz


Sometimes the road to celebrity is a rough one, with stars making mistakes and learning the ropes along the way. You know – red carpet fashion faux pas, the occasional drunk outing at a club, and that classic: letting some guy jizz all over your chest and photograph the post-coital aftermath.

After we wiped the vomit off our keyboard after viewing the pic, we actually felt kinda sad/bad for the singer. After all, there’s a picture of Ke$ha COVERED IN CUM (NSFW! Seriously!) all over the web. That’s like if Vanessa Hudgen‘s naked pics had a baby with Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape and named it The Most Mortifying Thing Ever. We’re not prudes – lord knows we’ve done some dumb things with douche bags in little to no clothing – but if you’re smart enough to rhyme “Diddy” with “city,” you’re smart enough to know when to pull out the tissues and give yourself a little clean up job (hint: before the camera comes out).

Jesus, Ke$ha. We want to have your back girl. We have tried desperately to like you and defended your SNL performance and crapola fashion choices. In fact, this is the one time we would have approved of you covered up in your cave man cape or some neon body suit before posing for the camera.

But at least from this, uh, mess, blossoms a valuable lesson that applies not just to celebrities but all women out there: That moment, when you’re splayed out on a bed with some man’s body juice all over you, is a sacred one. If the jizzer whips out a camera right after blowing his load it’s probably a good idea to knock it out of his hands and find a new titty-f**cker to bone. Do you really want to be with someone who snaps shots of his own semen?

[Photo: GettyImages]


Adam Lambert Inspired To Audition For Idol On Acid Trip


Kissing a dude isn’t the only controversial thing Adam Lambert did while he was at Burning Man. In a recent interview, Lambert admitted that he got the inspiration to audition for American Idol while on an acid trip.

The UK site Metro talked to Lambert about several different, completely disparate issues, but  buried at the very end and out of nowhere is the question”If people are lacking purpose in life would you advise them to take LSD?”, to which Lambert responds “Sure, it’s one method of finding yourself. My trip led me to some epiphanies about who I was as a performer, what I wanted to do and how I needed to create my own opportunities. When I got home, I started writing music with other people and went to the Idol audition. The vision was about finding opportunities. I wasn’t sitting in the desert in rave-wear thinking about Simon Cowell when I was on acid.”

The comment no doubt will get Lambert in hot water with his detractors and the anti-drug crusade but it’s not like he’s saying it to sound cool. If he wanted to sound cool, he wouldn’t have admitted to wearing rave-wear. [Photo: Getty Images]


Olympic Snowboarder Scotty Lago Leaves Vancouver After Naughty Pics Surface


We’re willing to bet that Olympic snowboarder Scotty Lago isn’t the first guy to use his medal to pick up chicks. He just might be the first guy get caught on camera doing it and then told to leave the host city before the games are even over.

The bronze-medalist was out and about in Vancouver with fellow Team USA snowboarders Louie Vito and Shaun White to celebrate their halfpipe wins when he decided to have some fun with his medal. The pictures show Lago at a club with a girl who licked, bit and simulated some, uh, other oral action on the medal.

While it seems relatively tame compared to the things we’ve seen, say, Tila Tequila or the cast of Jersey Shore do on a regular basis, the Olympic team does abide by something called the Ambassador Program which exists to prevent international incidents and social gaffes from happening, and having a stranger fellate your medal seems to fall outside that code of conduct. Lago left the Olympic Village willingly and apologized to the U.S. Officials for his behavior. (Can we stop for a second just to admire the abs on Scotty, though? The man deserves a medal just for those.)

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Olivia Newton-John’s Ex Back From The Dead


Poor Sandy! Olivia Newton-John’s missing ex-boyfriend Pat McDermott has allegedly been uncovered alive and well in Mexico, and has asked private investigators to stop looking for him. The cameraman, who had dated Olivia for nine years, went missing on a fishing trip in 2005 and was presumed to have drowned. But now a PI who has been looking into the case has received messages from McDermott’s – now going under his birth name of Pat Kim – reps.

“Pat asked that I portray to you his innocence in the crimes you have accused him of. Pat has committed no crime. . . Pat simply wishes to be left alone. . .,” it reads. He’s apparently working as a deckhand in the fishing village of Sayulita and claims he was planning his disappearance six months prior to the date to escape bad debts. Olivia is now married to John Easterling, but the news that her boyfriend skipped town leaving her heartbroken and grieving has got to be a harsh one to deal with. [Photo: WireImage]

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Dodgers Star Manny Ramirez Busted For Using Drugs, Suspended For 50 Games


Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games after he tested positive for using performance-enhancing drugs. The left-fielder will apparently sit out tonight’s game against the Nationals, and won’t be back on the field until July 3rd.

Major League Baseball began testing players in 2003, and Ramirez – a notorious star known as much for his obnoxious on and off-field antics as he is for his home runs – is by far the most famous player to be busted under the new rules. According to the L.A. Times,  Ramirez will lose $7.7 million, as “players in violation of baseball’s drug policy are not paid during suspensions.”

According to an anonymous source, Manny is supposedly going to blame the results on medicine received from a doctor for a “personal medical issue.” Red Sox nation – Manny’s home up until last summer – must be breathing a big sigh of relief today that their team got rid of the scandalous star. Still, as they say up in Beantown, isn’t this just Manny being Manny?  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Afternoon Snack: Busted Business Woman

You know what this picture makes us think of? That “Proud To Be An American” song. Because only an American dude – 42-year-old Fredric Koetter of Alabama – would dress up as the female owner (who is 76)  of a hair salon and break into the ‘Curl and Style’ to see what he looks like pretending to be that poor, old lady. Clearly the answer to his burning question is: like a dude in a cheesy top no dignified woman would ever wear, with a really terrible fake tan. Cops found Koetter at the salon and arrested him; he now faces third-degree burglary charges and up to 10 years in prison.

Yep. That makes us proud. [Photo: Splash News Online]