Things are afoot in our favorite “K” obsessed family’s … wardrobes. Let’s start with where we always love to start: Kim Kardashian. Kim was at BOA Steakhouse with some pals wearing that emerald green slashed up to here-and-there dress that you see above. The good news? We have color in her wardrobe again! We’re not sure Kanye West would approve because it seems like she’s been in black-and-white the whole time that they’ve been dating. And you know that’s him talking (and by that we mean, dictating) not her. The bad news? It’s velvet. And we’re not in the ’70′s. This is also reminiscent of that glorified blazer Kanye made her wear earlier this month. But, like we said, it ain’t monochrome! But the worst news? For her, we mean. The dress split a little as she was getting into her car. You’ll see the seam coming apart in the photograph in the middle, on her back. That’s when you know your clothes are too tight, Kimberly. Tut, tut.
Also making our day was Kim’s sister, Kourtney Kardashian. She was filming Kourtney And Kim Take Miami yesterday and sashayed in to film a speed boat ride in a turban. That’s right, Kourtney wore a turban. As in , Joan Collins in Dynasty. What can we say? It’s too much to handle. Let’s not even get into the fact that she was wearing those heels on a boat. And just so you know that the whole household has lost its collective marbles, Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick also tagged along with filming. Only, it seems he’s trying to grow a mustache. We have a feeling he thinks they’re shooting a promo for Miami Heat reloaded or something. We’re not kidding. Look below to see our point. Shave, Scott. Seriously.
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We’ve been scratching our heads for a day on this and have finally come up with a couple of good explanations for Scott Disick’s rather revealing appearance in see-through white swim trunks in Miami on Tuesday. Tell us which one makes sense to you:
- He was a big Olympics fan and really admired Conor Dwyer’s choice of swimwear.
- He was reminded on Sunday just how much Kourtney exposed herself during the childbirth scenes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and decided to, well, keep up with her.
- He’s a huge Mad Men fan and decided that imitating Jon Hamm’s recent appearance in clingy pants and no underwear was an easy enough way to follow in Don Draper’s footsteps. Hey, it’s easier than adultery and breaking into the ad business.
- He tried on the suit in a dark dressing room, and has never had experience with getting wet in white clothing.
Fortunately for future teenagers Mason and Penelope, Scott didn’t actually show too much of the goods. Here’s a closer look.
Thanks a lot, Kourtney Kardashian. Thanks to the tales (and images, and video) of you giving birth to Penelope and pulling her out of your womb yourself, two of the pregnant ladies in this office nearly lost our breakfasts this morning. We weren’t pregnant when you gave birth to Mason and did the same thing, but this time you have our full attention.
“She was coming out, and I was thinking, I should pull her,” Kourtney told Us Weekly last month. “With Mason, I had no idea I was going to do that. This time, I thought, This is what I’m supposed to do.”
A bit of research on this topic comes up with a story of how Busy Philipps also did this when she gave birth to daughter Birdie in 2008. I cannot, however, find out if this is a normal thing that is advisable. Things turned out pretty well for Mason and Penelope, though, so we’ll assume it’s cool.
On the other hand, I now have one more thing to feel inferior to celebrities about. I cannot A) imagine letting anyone other than my husband and necessary medical professionals see all of this going down, let alone have my entire family and TV cameras on location, or B) picture myself being able to sit up through the process, let alone sit up and use my own arms to pull out my child. I mean, I already have little use of my stomach muscles.
Kourtney Kardashian give the world our first look at daughter Penelope Scotland Disick in the latest issue of Us Weekly. And we have to say, in her very adorable fashion, the 1-month-old appears to be so over this fame thing. Just look at that face! She already knows there will be cameras following her from now until eternity, when all she wants is to drink her milk in peace.
Big brother Mason, on the other hand, is totally soaking it up. And he’d better, since his mother is really setting these kids up for some sibling rivalry: “Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her,” she tells the magazine. Really? Not even having your first kid?
But here’s where we’re really shaking our head. Apparently, daddy Scott is “afraid” to change Penelope’s diapers. And you’re going to let him get away with that, Kourtney? Next thing you know, you’ll be letting him call you a “perfect bitch.”
[Photo: Us Weekly]
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Nothing says “Deck The Halls” better than men’s wear, skin-tight sequins and gothic mood lighting. Not according to the Kardashians 2011 holiday card, anyway. Continuing their grand tradition of yuletide divadom, Kim Kardashian unveiled the card today, tweeting, “This year’s family Christmas card is finally here!” This year’s photo might take the cake when it comes to least jolly Season’s Greetings. Where did they shoot this thing? An haunted Grecian ruin? Check out the increasingly moody leanings of the Kardashian family Christmas cards dating back to a startlingly normal photo from 2008. You have to hand it to them, though: no one is going to be sending out anything nearly this eerie for the holidays. Well, maybe the Munsters. They wish.
[Photo: Kim Kardashian’s Blog]
Congratulations, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick. She told E!, “Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.” Her son, Mason, is going to turn 2 on December 14, and no word yet on whether he’s going to have a baby brother or sister. Kourt has just started a Web series on E! called Kourtney’s Mommy Blog, which deals with parenting and kiddie tips.
Kourtney also told US Weekly that she’s nine weeks along, revealing, “Now I’m nine weeks along.Â You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.” We’re happy for the K family!
Of course, celebs like to play dress-up all year long, but this Halloween weekend provided a bonanza of crazy pics of famous people. Nicole Richie was one of our favorites. She was a dead ringer for Jennifer Lopez, even tweeting “My love don’t cost a thing,” along with a picture of her dressed in a pink velour tracksuit. She was heading to Kate Hudson‘s annual Halloween bash, as wasÂ Gwen Stefani,Â who was a picture perfect Cinderella. (Check out our favorite celebrity Halloween Twitpics, Best Week Ever’s analysis of the only 13 celeb Halloween costumes that matter and VH1 Blog’s ultimate gallery of VH1 stars’ costumes.)
Heidi Klum freaked the hell out of us at her annual Halloween Party at Tao Nightclub. She came dressed as a corpse, complete with being wheeled in on a gurney.Â Ice-T and Coco are obvious picks too. We don’t what the hell Coco was dressed as as usual — there wasn’t enough fabric on her to tell — but Ice-T was Hannibal Lecter. Kim Kardashian made a pretty sexy and convincing Poison Ivy while hosting the Midori Melon Green Halloween bash at Lavo. You clearly can’t wrap a white sheet around yourself and pass off as a ghost anymore. (VH1 Blog has your fave VH1 stars in costume too!)
Click away on our gallery to see our top 10 celebrity costumes for yourself. Happy Halloween!
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Umm…aww? Kourtney Kardashian decided that her young son Mason Disick should have a pet. Sounds perfectly natural, right? But then she had to go “Kardashian” all over everything, and the result: she went out and bought the 21-month old a snake. And this isn’t just a some friendly little garter, either. Apparently Baby’s First Reptile is “big and vicious.” Kourtney made the purchase in the New York City store Fauna yesterday along with little sis Khloe, who was understandably pretty grossed out by the whole ordeal. “Eww! It’s not mine,” she told photographers as they carried the serpent out of the shop. No word yet on what they named the snake (may we suggest “Scott Disick”?), but it now resides comfortably in the Kardashian suite at the Gansevoort Hotel where it passes the hours “snapping at the grass” in it’s tank. File this one under “Things they wouldn’t do if they weren’t followed by a camera crew.” Don’t forget to save the snake skin for Mason’s baby book!
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Oh, Scott Disick. You, who single handedly insure Brylcreem stays in business. You, of pointless fame. You, who thinks you’re the biggest baller this side of the planet. This is Scott filming a segment of Kim And Kourtney Take New York. Behold his lavender jacket, his icy blue tie and the shoe minus the socks — because he’s European like that. We’re going to try and not influence your judgement on this outfit. Because we’re giggling too hard! Let him have it, ladies and gents. By that we mean, please vote and tell us what you think, of course.
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On the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashains Kris Humphries was shocked -shocked!- to learn that his fiancee Kim Kardashian had already been been married once before. Which is weird because he could have learned this by doing a ten-second scan of his wife-to-be’s Wikipedia page. Yes, despite all the hype around Kim’s “big day”, people seem to forget that this ain’t her first trip down the aisle. In 2000 she tied the knot with record producer Damon Thomas, which ended in divorce four years later. But apparently no one told Kris about this until after the couple were already engaged. One of Kim’s relatives evidently let it slip during a Kardashian family vacation in Bora Bora.
“You were really married? You guys are serious?” gasped a visibly shaken Humphries as they sat around the fancy dinner table. The fellow Kardashian men tried to cheer him up, with some attempts more successful than others. “Kim wasn’t really married,” Rob Kardashian offered confusingly, while Scott Disick lived up to his mega-douche title by saying, “You really thought that you were going to the first?” Charming. Kris was pretty bummed out, moaning “I didn’t see that coming, that hit me like a ton of bricks. What else will Kim break to me?” But as we all know now, he got over it and the two lived happily ever after in the land of Donk.
What we wanna know is, how did this not come up before? Come on guys, communication is key to any relationship. Maybe the K-Kult were keeping the factoid hidden until they could spring it on him while the cameras were rolling. Ratings are ratings, y’all. But seriously, we thought that knowledge of Kim’s previous marriage was just kinda…out there. So we’re not sure who to be mad at in this sitch. Let this be a lesson to couples everywhere: always remember to Google your significant other before you pop the question.
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