Nothing says “Deck The Halls” better than men’s wear, skin-tight sequins and gothic mood lighting. Not according to the Kardashians 2011 holiday card, anyway. Continuing their grand tradition of yuletide divadom, Kim Kardashian unveiled the card today, tweeting, “This year’s family Christmas card is finally here!” This year’s photo might take the cake when it comes to least jolly Season’s Greetings. Where did they shoot this thing? An haunted Grecian ruin? Check out the increasingly moody leanings of the Kardashian family Christmas cards dating back to a startlingly normal photo from 2008. You have to hand it to them, though: no one is going to be sending out anything nearly this eerie for the holidays. Well, maybe the Munsters. They wish.
Congratulations, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick. She told E!, “Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.” Her son, Mason, is going to turn 2 on December 14, and no word yet on whether he’s going to have a baby brother or sister. Kourt has just started a Web series on E! called Kourtney’s Mommy Blog, which deals with parenting and kiddie tips.
Kourtney also told US Weekly that she’s nine weeks along, revealing, “Now I’m nine weeks along.Â You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.” We’re happy for the K family!
Heidi Klum freaked the hell out of us at her annual Halloween Party at Tao Nightclub. She came dressed as a corpse, complete with being wheeled in on a gurney.Â Ice-T and Coco are obvious picks too. We don’t what the hell Coco was dressed as as usual — there wasn’t enough fabric on her to tell — but Ice-T was Hannibal Lecter. Kim Kardashian made a pretty sexy and convincing Poison Ivy while hosting the Midori Melon Green Halloween bash at Lavo. You clearly can’t wrap a white sheet around yourself and pass off as a ghost anymore. (VH1 Blog has your fave VH1 stars in costume too!)
Click away on our gallery to see our top 10 celebrity costumes for yourself. Happy Halloween!
Umm…aww? Kourtney Kardashian decided that her young son Mason Disick should have a pet. Sounds perfectly natural, right? But then she had to go “Kardashian” all over everything, and the result: she went out and bought the 21-month old a snake. And this isn’t just a some friendly little garter, either. Apparently Baby’s First Reptile is “big and vicious.” Kourtney made the purchase in the New York City store Fauna yesterday along with little sis Khloe, who was understandably pretty grossed out by the whole ordeal. “Eww! It’s not mine,” she told photographers as they carried the serpent out of the shop. No word yet on what they named the snake (may we suggest “Scott Disick”?), but it now resides comfortably in the Kardashian suite at the Gansevoort Hotel where it passes the hours “snapping at the grass” in it’s tank. File this one under “Things they wouldn’t do if they weren’t followed by a camera crew.” Don’t forget to save the snake skin for Mason’s baby book!
Oh, Scott Disick. You, who single handedly insure Brylcreem stays in business. You, of pointless fame. You, who thinks you’re the biggest baller this side of the planet. This is Scott filming a segment of Kim And Kourtney Take New York. Behold his lavender jacket, his icy blue tie and the shoe minus the socks — because he’s European like that. We’re going to try and not influence your judgement on this outfit. Because we’re giggling too hard! Let him have it, ladies and gents. By that we mean, please vote and tell us what you think, of course.
On the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashains Kris Humphries was shocked -shocked!- to learn that his fiancee Kim Kardashian had already been been married once before. Which is weird because he could have learned this by doing a ten-second scan of his wife-to-be’s Wikipedia page. Yes, despite all the hype around Kim’s “big day”, people seem to forget that this ain’t her first trip down the aisle. In 2000 she tied the knot with record producer Damon Thomas, which ended in divorce four years later. But apparently no one told Kris about this until after the couple were already engaged. One of Kim’s relatives evidently let it slip during a Kardashian family vacation in Bora Bora.
“You were really married? You guys are serious?” gasped a visibly shaken Humphries as they sat around the fancy dinner table. The fellow Kardashian men tried to cheer him up, with some attempts more successful than others. “Kim wasn’t really married,” Rob Kardashian offered confusingly, while Scott Disick lived up to his mega-douche title by saying, “You really thought that you were going to the first?” Charming. Kris was pretty bummed out, moaning “I didn’t see that coming, that hit me like a ton of bricks. What else will Kim break to me?” But as we all know now, he got over it and the two lived happily ever after in the land of Donk.
What we wanna know is, how did this not come up before? Come on guys, communication is key to any relationship. Maybe the K-Kult were keeping the factoid hidden until they could spring it on him while the cameras were rolling. Ratings are ratings, y’all. But seriously, we thought that knowledge of Kim’s previous marriage was just kinda…out there. So we’re not sure who to be mad at in this sitch. Let this be a lesson to couples everywhere: always remember to Google your significant other before you pop the question.
Scott Disick and Jay Leno must have a had a fun time trying to keep eye contact with Kim & Khloe Kardashian yesterday. The ladies were apparently too busy Thursday to change outfits between their appearance on The Tonight Show, a Tom Ford party and dinner at Mr. Chow’s with Scott Disick, showing off impressive decolletage at all three.
Kim kept things bubbly with Leno, discussing her relationship with Kris Humphries (“I was really afraid of [tall guys]. I’m, like, the biggest hypocrite now, ’cause now I feel so tiny and small and so protected. It’s like the best feeling in the world to be with a really tall guy”), but Kourtney’s still obsessed with the horror of having to kiss a man during her One Life To Live appearance. “I feel like a prostitute, being paid to kiss someone” said Kourtney. Well, there goes the rom-com career she never had a chance of sustaining anyway.
See more photos of the sisters—and Scott!—in the gallery below.
The FABLife given you 64 celebrities to vote for in our March Celebrity Madness polls this month…and now comes the madness! Today we’re tackling the top half of our Sweet 16 to find out who will advance to the Elite 8 on Wednesday. These stars have all proven victorious in their division, but it’s up to you who gets a step closer to being our ultimate icon of FAB. You’ve got till 10am EST Tuesday to make your voice heard, so vote now and vote often!
Scott Disick may have beaten Justin Bieber and Kanye West to win Celebrity Bad Boy, but sexy Scot Gerard Butler managed to push past Robert Pattinson to take Boneworthy Brit. Who wins this round?
We’ve given you 64 celebrities to vote for in our March Celebrity Madness polls this month…and now comes the madness! Starting Monday we’ll pit the winners of the last two week’s polls against each other until we’ve found our ultimate FAB icon (click on the bracket above for a closer look at who’s competing). Here’s what we’ve got in store!
Wednesday 3/30: Butler or Disick vs. J-Woww or Aguilera, Perry or Rossdale vs Gosling or Eisenberg, Mars or Steinfeld vs. Kunis or Damon, Colfer or Glover vs. Kardashian or Shayk – polls close 10am EST on 3/31
Thursday 3/31: The Final Four! – polls close 10am EST on 4/1
Friday 4/1: The Championship Round! – polls close 10am EST on 4/4
Take the weekend to wrest your wrists, because there will be plenty of clicking to do come Monday!
The FABLife is playing March Celebrity Madness this month, putting 64 of our favorite stars into brackets and having you vote to decide our ultimate FAB icon. First we’ll be pitting four similar celebs against each other in the divisionals, with the winners pairing (and squaring) off in our Sweet 16 until only one is left standing. It’s just like the NCAA, except…ok, it’s nothing like the NCAA.
This morning we’re taking a look at some of our favorite bad boys…Kanye West and John Mayer have put their feet in their mouths as often as they’ve dropped great tracks—though plenty of ladies still love them—and Scott Disick‘s Patrick Bateman vibe has been giving everyone the willies on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Justin Bieber may be new at the controversial interview game, but between his cowbell pranks on Willow Smith and his once-secret relationship with overage Selena Gomez, this guy’s got real promise. Which one is your favorite?