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Amanda Bynes Heads To The Hospital

After posting disturbing tweets Friday afternoon, Amanda Bynes flew to California from New York City and was put under a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold. The Gossip Table gives us the details, including Bynes’ connection to Britney Spears’ former manager.

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No More Drama? Celebrity Relationships Filled With Friction

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We’ve all been in a relationship that, despite all of our best efforts, has had more than its fair share of dysfunction. But through the ups and downs, the makeups and the breakups, some couples in the celebrity world have tried to keep the flames going. Nowadays, which celeb couples have been known for their friction as well as their fame?

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Kardashian Klan Kouture Updates: Kim Splits Her Dress, Kourtney Wears A Turban

Kim Kardashian Green Dress, Kourtney In A Turban

Things are afoot in our favorite “K” obsessed family’s … wardrobes. Let’s start with where we always love to start: Kim Kardashian. Kim was at BOA Steakhouse with some pals wearing that emerald green slashed up to here-and-there dress that you see above. The good news? We have color in her wardrobe again! We’re not sure Kanye West would approve because it seems like she’s been in black-and-white the whole time that they’ve been dating. And you know that’s him talking (and by that we mean, dictating) not her.  The bad news? It’s velvet. And we’re not in the ’70′s. This is also reminiscent of that glorified blazer Kanye made her wear earlier this month. But, like we said, it ain’t monochrome! But the worst news? For her, we mean. The dress split a little as she was getting into her car. You’ll see the seam coming apart in the photograph in the middle, on her back. That’s when you know your clothes are too tight, Kimberly. Tut, tut.

Also making our day was Kim’s sister, Kourtney Kardashian. She was filming Kourtney And Kim Take Miami yesterday and sashayed in to film a speed boat ride in a turban. That’s right, Kourtney wore a turban. As in , Joan Collins in Dynasty. What can we say? It’s too much to handle. Let’s not even get into the fact that she was wearing those heels on a boat. And just so you know that the whole household has lost its collective marbles, Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick also tagged along with filming. Only, it seems he’s trying to grow a mustache. We have a feeling he thinks they’re shooting a promo for Miami Heat reloaded or something. We’re not kidding. Look below to see our point. Shave, Scott. Seriously.

Scott Disick mustache

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Scott Disick Jumps On That Jon Hamm, Conor Dwyer Trend With His See-Thru Trunks

Scott Disick with son Mason in Miami

We’ve been scratching our heads for a day on this and have finally come up with a couple of good explanations for Scott Disick’s rather revealing appearance in see-through white swim trunks in Miami on Tuesday. Tell us which one makes sense to you:

  • He was a big Olympics fan and really admired Conor Dwyer’s choice of swimwear.
  • He was reminded on Sunday just how much Kourtney exposed herself during the childbirth scenes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and decided to, well, keep up with her.
  • He’s a huge Mad Men fan and decided that imitating Jon Hamm’s recent appearance in clingy pants and no underwear was an easy enough way to follow in Don Draper’s footsteps. Hey, it’s easier than adultery and breaking into the ad business.
  • He tried on the suit in a dark dressing room, and has never had experience with getting wet in white clothing.

Fortunately for future teenagers Mason and Penelope, Scott didn’t actually show too much of the goods. Here’s a closer look.
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Apparently Really Good At This Childbirth Thing

Kourtney Kardashian gives birth to Penelope

Thanks a lot, Kourtney Kardashian. Thanks to the tales (and images, and video) of you giving birth to Penelope and pulling her out of your womb yourself, two of the pregnant ladies in this office nearly lost our breakfasts this morning. We weren’t pregnant when you gave birth to Mason and did the same thing, but this time you have our full attention.

“She was coming out, and I was thinking, I should pull her,” Kourtney told Us Weekly last month. “With Mason, I had no idea I was going to do that. This time, I thought, This is what I’m supposed to do.”

A bit of research on this topic comes up with a story of how Busy Philipps also did this when she gave birth to daughter Birdie in 2008. I cannot, however, find out if this is a normal thing that is advisable. Things turned out pretty well for Mason and Penelope, though, so we’ll assume it’s cool.

On the other hand, I now have one more thing to feel inferior to celebrities about. I cannot A) imagine letting anyone other than my husband and necessary medical professionals see all of this going down, let alone have my entire family and TV cameras on location, or B) picture myself being able to sit up through the process, let alone sit up and use my own arms to pull out my child. I mean, I already have little use of my stomach muscles.
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Daughter Penelope Makes Us Debut, Is Already Over Fame

Kourtney Kardashian with Penelope and Mason

Kourtney Kardashian give the world our first look at daughter Penelope Scotland Disick in the latest issue of Us Weekly. And we have to say, in her very adorable fashion, the 1-month-old appears to be so over this fame thing. Just look at that face! She already knows there will be cameras following her from now until eternity, when all she wants is to drink her milk in peace.

Penelope Scotland Disick

Big brother Mason, on the other hand, is totally soaking it up. And he’d better, since his mother is really setting these kids up for some sibling rivalry: “Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her,” she tells the magazine. Really? Not even having your first kid?

But here’s where we’re really shaking our head. Apparently, daddy Scott is “afraid” to change Penelope’s diapers. And you’re going to let him get away with that, Kourtney? Next thing you know, you’ll be letting him call you a “perfect bitch.”

[Photo: Us Weekly]

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