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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Heidi Klum Admits To Being “Wild And Crazy” In The Bedroom. Go On.

Heidi Klum discusses her sex life

If we may be blunt, we’re pretty sure that many men have wondered what it’s like to be in bed with Heidi Klum. And in her new interview with Marie Claire, she gives us an answer: Terrifying! OK, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration. The former Victoria’s Secret angel and current super hottie opened up about her private night time activities to the magazine, and admitted to being a bit on the wild side.

“It’s good to make an effort to dress up sometimes – to do things outside of the norm,” she says. Wait wait wait, did Heidi Klum just admit to being a fan of furry costumes? That’s how we choose to read that. “Some people are more experimental in bed and others are more boring,” she goes on. Please Heidi, we prefer the term ‘bland.’ “If you are wild and crazy, bring it on so the other person is well aware that you have little devil horns that come out every once in a while.”

Whoa now, Heidi! Sure it’s a little racy, but it’s nowhere near as bad as some of these celebrity bedroom over-shares. Prepare yourself for some real pearl-grabbers and head on down to the gallery below!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

“Sex Like Kenyan Marathon Runners:” Olivia Wilde Joins Our List Of 20 Celebrity Sex Overshares

Olivia Wilde says she and Jason Sudeikis have "sex like Kenyan marathon runners"

Wanna have sex like a rock star? Umm, no you don’t. At least not like these rock stars, movie stars and other stars in the Hollywood galaxy. Many celebs have described their night moves to us in great detail, and the results were less “sexy,” and more “cringe-y.” Olivia Wilde is that latest famous face to have offended our not-so-delicate sensibilities. After telling an audience on Monday that her “vagina died” after the wind-down of her marriage and subsequent divorce, Wilde gave the crowd a happy ending by informing them that she and SNL‘s Jason Sudeikis “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” OK, we’re not really offended, but that line definitely gives your brain the bad touch and makes us want to grab our non-existent pearls just a tiny bit. Yet a part of us loves it anyway! Head on down to the gallery below and check out more celebrities who have hit our TMI button with tales of their sexual exploits. Enjoy!

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Meagan Good Kept The “Cookies” In A Jar For A Year, Wedding Night Will Be The First Time She Sleeps With Fiancé

Megan Good And Fiance Have Never Slept Together

Actress Meagan Good may play the sexy side-chick in a lot of her TV and film roles, but in real life she’s the woman that hasn’t had sex in at least a year despite being engaged. Yes, you read that correctly. Per The Insider, Good revealed to Life & Style that her wedding night will be the first time she’s intimate with her producer/preacher fiancé DeVon Franklin. Good said she knew he was the one because of his willingness to become celibate with her for a year. “Our wedding night will be the first time we’re actually together,” said the Think Like A Man and Californication star. Girl, teach us your ways. Read more…

by (@katespencer)

The Breaking Dawn Sex Scene: Was It Good For You?

By now you’ve probably seen Breaking Dawn: Part 1 over 50 times (what, just us?) and have every caress, every crooked smile and every half-thrust from the sex scene memorized. (Again, just us?) It’s obviously the must-see scene in a movie in which a lot of crazy goes down; the cast discussed it in every interview imaginable and it was all people could talk about at the premiere. Producer Wyck Godfrey even gushed over Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart‘s connection while shooting the scene, which was brought to life by Sleeping at Last‘s lovely song “Turning Page.”

It’s obvious what we thought of it (we even gave the scene a glowing review), but we want to know if Edward and Bella’s inaugural bone lived up to your wildest dreams. Were you put off by the PG-13-ness of it all, or did the amount of back scratching and O faces satisfy your every need?

by (@katespencer)

Did Lil Wayne Have Sex With A 16-Year-Old Fan?

Here’s some underage groupie drama for you. A Canadian teen named Sarah (who goes by Sisi) vaguely claimed via Twitter and Facebook that something went down between her and Lil Wayne. After driving to Montreal to see his concert, the 16-year-old met the Weezy and appears to have hung out with him in his tourbus. Things get fishy from there. There are texts, Facebook comments and tweets that all seem to point to some smexin’ going down (which would possibly violate LW’s parole, as Media Take Out notes), but Sisi took to YouTube (of course) on Saturday to post a video in which she denies the rumors. She also calls the rapper “one of the greatest people out there” and “the absolute best rapper alive,” which are nice things to say about someone whether you boned them or not.

We can’t quite tell what the real story is, but we’re really connectin’ with the words of wisdom her Snookified friend drops in their video. She says, “F*ck what you heard, recognize what you see.” Confusing, because what we see are photos, texts and comments that seem to point to something more than just a fan meet n’ greet. But hey, way to stick up for your friend, gurl!

 

by (@hallekiefer)

Crystal Harris (Sort Of) Apologizes For Hugh Hefner Sex Comments

Look, if anyone is being interviewed about sleeping with a thousand year-old-man, they should to get the pertinent information out first: who, what, where, why and how did you not barf while you were doing it? After making some less than flattering comments about Hugh Hefner’s sex skills to Howard Stern, Hef’s ex-fiance Crystal Harris apologized…at least for making said statements out loud. “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh,” the former Playboy model tweeted last night. “I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.” Oh, do you think so, Crystal? This is like if someone slept with Golem, then complained that he was awful in the sack. No one cares about his technique, girl; they just want a detailed explanation of why you did it in the first place.

Not that Hugh has been sitting around silently massaging his gums with Polident while Crystal insults his wiener on national radio. “Yes, I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear. That’s her MO with most everyone,” Hef’s Twitter read last night. “I don’t blame Howard. Crystal shouldn’t have been booked on the show at this sensitive time.” Have a heart, girl. At least give the bottle of baby oil time to cool first.

by (@hallekiefer)

Olivia Wilde Claims Jonas Brothers Placed A “No Sex Hex” On Her Home

If there’s anything more unbelievable than Olivia Wilde blaming the Jonas Brothers for placing a “no sex hex” on her house, it’s the idea that any supernatural force, no matter how strong, could prevent Olivia Wilde from getting laid. Please. While promoting Cowboys And Aliens on Kimmel last night, the actress was quick to  blame the Jo Bros, former residents of her new L.A. house, for her sexual drought. “We think they placed a no sex hex on the house,” Wilde explained. “We blame the Jonas Brothers for the lack of action happening in our house. We’re like, ‘We know why.’ It’s the No sex hex, Jimmy! Can’t do anything about it.” Olivia’s right, of course; not much you can do about an anti-sex curse. Except, you know, look like Olivia Wilde.

While Olivia’s home might ostensibly be boner-free, her career hopefully won’t be. As the actress told E!, we may be seeing Olivia Wilde as Linda Lovelace, in a biopic of the same famous porn star who Lindsay Lohan, and now Malin Akerman, has been cast to play in a competing film. “It would be a tremendous honor,” Wilde said. “It’s such a cool role. She was a fascinating woman—with where she came from to Deep Throat to then working with Gloria Steinem and Nora Ephron. It’s really fascinating,” We guess those little musical virgins only have so much control over Olivia’s choices! In fact, we’re ready to declare that this house…is clean.

by (@hallekiefer)

Crystal Harris Spills Hugh Hefner Sex Deets No One Should Have To Know

We never thought we’d say this but…we feel bad for Hugh Hefner. Sure, he’s made a fortune out of being the quintessential dirty old man, but hearing about Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s sex life on the radio just seems a cruel prank on someone’s grandpa. “[It lasted] like, two seconds,” Harris told Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM, referring to her former fiance’s bedroom skills. “Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahh.’ I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef. Sorry.” Crystal, please! Can’t you just quietly decide to be grossed out by the idea of sleeping with Hugh Hefner like the rest of America? We blame you for giving Hugh the moral high ground.

Following Hef and Crystal’s canceled wedding back in June, we had a lot of sympathy for the former Playboy model, but this seems extremely harsh. We shudder to think about what our former fiances would say about our withered old bodies and sub-par sexual prowess. Luckily Hef seems to have cloned himself a new identical blond girlfriend Shera Bechard, who hopefully loves money…we mean, loves Hugh enough to keep those intimate, barf-inducing details private.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Rumor We Love: Quentin Tarantino Is A Toe-Sucking Fetishist?

How we reveled when we read Gawker‘s piece on Quentin Tarantino‘s apparent toe-sucking fetishism. That’s not something you get to hear about every day, ya know. If you find this title of this post fully WTF, then wait till you the whole story. Although, whether it’s a story or a tall tale is something we’ll probably never know. It all stems from an email a young lady sent out to fifteen of her acquaintances and friends. Yes, fifteen of them, which ironically corresponds with her pending “15 minutes of fame.” This woman apparently met Quentin at a schoomzy party where he dropped such pick up lines as “…you’ve got a mouth on you. I like that.”

Sassy lady and Quentin went full-out and  publicly made out at the party, and also headed back to his house where they took flirtatious pictures together in a photo booth . Which isn’t bulls—t, because she included the pictures. Which you can see resting on what looks like a film script — nice touch, lady! After a brief cameo by Jamie Foxx, the couple continued making out, and then he took her to the bedroom. Cue the sexy music, right? Well … let’s hold judgement on that.

Girlfriend decided she actually didn’t want to get with Quentin and started devising an exit plan. Fortunately for her, she didn’t need one because, as her email dictates, he asked, “Can I suck on your toes while I j—k off?” You read correctly. Which is what he did — twice.

Enjoy her entire email over at Gawker, because face it, you totally want to.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Kirstie Alley Demands Daily Two Hour Sex Sessions

We’ve already heard about Brad and Angie’s BDSM Grotto, and now the celebrity sexcapade parade is about to roll onward. Kirstie Alley has never been one to shirk from discussing her bedroom exploits in very public forums. Remember when she scarred our collective consciousness by thanking then-husband Parker Stevenson for giving her “The Big One” in her Emmy acceptance speech? Yeah, we repressed it too.

Well, now she’s at it again. The (former?) actress went on Ellen yesterday to talk about her time on DWTS, but felt compelled to share far more than we needed to know about her personal needs.  “I decided that in the best of times you have two hours of sex a day, so you have 22 hours left,” she said to a surprised Ellen Degeneres. “There’s the prelude, the sex and there’s the winding down.” The audience reacted with shrieks of delight. Or was it terror?

The twice divorced Kirstie admits to having been celibate for four and a half years due to feeling insecure about her appearance. “I really hadn’t had a boyfriend for the last ten years – a serious boyfriend. It was the best ten years of my life. I had a lot of freedom.” But after her much documented struggles with her weight and romance, friends say that she is ready to pick up her crazy heart and re-enter the dating world once more. “She’s ready to find a boyfriend again,” a source told the Daily Mail. Let’s hope he’s ready for a workout.

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