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The 27 Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses

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Cheating in Hollywood is as common place as nose jobs – everyone does it, and everyone denies it. Since the start of the new year alone, both Jesse James and Tiger Woods have f*cked their way to infamy, leaving behind trails of tattooed mistresses and dirty text messages. But the secret sex game is old school, and Sunset Boulevard is littered with tales of two-timing guys who have cheated on their wives with their co-star, nanny, assistant, intern, escort, or whoever else they could get their hands on. Sometimes the mistress is even more famous than the married man she’s bedding, if not before their affair than certainly after.

Some of these ladies went on to land their man, while others posed for Playboy and started failed handbag lines. But long after the sex ends and the scandals die, their legends live on – on Wikipedia at least. Check out the FABlife’s picks for the Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses below.

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Ricky Martin: Living La Vida Out Of The Closet

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Ricky Martin came out as “a fortunate homosexual man” yesterday on his personal website. Hurray and high fives! Ricky’s gayness has been an open secret since forever, and we’re psyched he finally opened the closet door and hopped on out. The father of two apparently decided to spill the sexuality beans after the process of writing his memoir brought him closer to his “truth.”

Writes Ricky, “These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed. What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.”

Now we feel compelled to speak our truth: we’d still bang Ricky Martin, regardless of his sexual orientation.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Jesse James Inducted Into Adultery Hall of Shame

Adulterers Hall of Fame: Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin

While Jesse James still has quite a long way to go before he catches Tiger Woods’s record of sixteen (and counting!) extramarital affairs, his recent shenanigans with heavily tattooed webcam models have quickly skyrocketed the Vanilla Gorilla into the Adultery Hall of Shame. It’s an exclusive club —from what we hear, there’s a secret handshake and everything— that is made up of some of the world’s most famous actors, athletes and politicians. Past inductees into the hallowed club include the likes of Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton, Michael “Air” Jordan and Jon “Still in Search of a Catchy Nickname” Gosselin. Take a gander at our photo gallery below to see what other lecherous lotharios made the list.

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The Night I Did Heroin With Peaches Geldof: One Man’s Story

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Gawker is reporting a fascinating, we-couldn’t-look-away story about a guy who met British model-singer person Peaches Geldof in L.A. when they were both crashing at a friend’s place, and ended up having a night that should seriously be turned into a The Hangover-style movie. Only  instead of meeting Mike Tyson and getting drunk, this guy did heroin and ended up on the way to meeting Xenu at the Scientology Center in L.A.

Reddit user Thatcoolguyben wrote his account of a night spent with Peaches Geldof, and while any part of it could be fabricated, he has the NSFW pictures of Peaches to prove that at the very least, he got naked with her. We’re condensing his story down to some of the juicier bits – the entire thing is posted at Gawker - and it basically reads like hipster porn, all the way down to the part where they decide to get each others’ names tattooed.

“At 3am I grab my friends car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlor, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began. . .At about 5am I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we’re naked. . . We continued to use all night so I was quite foggy about the happenings. I faintly remember her asking me for a ride and me driving her somewhere. I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. . .I look around and read some stuff realizing I’m in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif. . .Not until days later when I looked through my camera of the pictures of that night did I fully realize everything.”

And by “Everything,” he means “Holy sh*t, I just shot up with the daughter of the guy who wrote “I Don’t Like Mondays” – score!?” If it wasn’t for Peaches’ signature tats (which we got a good look at when we saw her lingerie ad photos), we don’t know if we would believe this, but the proof is in the ink, we think.

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Tiger’s Mistress Count Rises To 15 As New Porn Star Comes Forward

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Porn Star Devon James is Tiger Woods‘ latest mistress to come forward and reveal an affair with the golfer. It’s like Christmas all over again! Her story seems pretty standard at this point: Apparently, he paid her and another women $2000 for “dirty sex” and then continued to bed James for 2 and a half years. Yep, classic Tiger! (Read Tiger Woods’ sexy text messages to porn star Joslyn James.)

The only thing that makes Devon stand out against his other booty calls is her depressing website DevonJamesxxx.com, which looks like it was made in 1996 and never updated again. (What can we say, we like our porn stars with HTML skills.) On it she reveals her that she’s 29, from Sarasota, Florida, and she offers a check list of the different kinds of porno she’s into. ‘Anal with toys’ – yes, ‘creampies’ – no. [NYDN. Photos: GettyImages, DevonJamesxxx.com]

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As Expected, Sandy’s Gonna Dump The Loser

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are divorce-bound, reports TMZ. According to the site, Sandy is interviewing some high profile divorce lawyers, including Lance Spiegel, who has a dorky name but has repped superstars like Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson in their divorce cases. Jesse is also apparently reaching out to some attorneys, though he will not initiate the divorce, because that would make him only look like even more of an ass. We just hope Sandra moves quickly, as she’s quickly on her way to becoming the world’s next Jennifer Aniston: lovely, sweet, and best known for being scorned by a stupid husband.

Meanwhile, Michelle Bombshell McGee‘s ex-husband is capitalizing on his ex’s sluttin’ around, snagging his 15 minutes in this interview with The Insider. He claims Michelle targeted Jesse as a f*ck buddy and was determined to become the next Mrs. West Coast Choppers. Most interestingly, he says Michelle revealed that Sandy and Jesse were having problems and were going to roll out their divorce on some sort of time line schedule. Deets below.

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Tiger Woods Is Sorry, Still Somewhat Silent On Sex Scandal

Tiger Woods is sorry for all that sex he had with random women. At least that’s what the golfer said in televised interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel yesterday, in which he apologized once again for bedding a small village but also remained tight-lipped on the details of what went down between he and wife Elin Nordegren. Surely this is all part of a well-planned PR blitz before Tiger returns to golf at the Masters in April, and we commend Tiger for his Daytime Emmy-worthy performance. But don’t forget: this is still the dude who text messaged porn star Joslyn James about golden showers. Yeah, Tiger’s probably sorry, but he’s probably also still curious about urine-based foreplay.

by (@katespencer)

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Has Naked Pics, Of Course

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee naked pictures are now all over the web. High fives, world! Yes, now we all can see for ourselves the lady Sandra Bullock‘s husband Jesse James just couldn’t live without nailing. They’re your standard web girl nudie pics; her fake boobs are even more blinding than her tattoos, so look at your own risk. It should go without saying that most of the images are very NSFW. They’re certainly also NSFSandraBullock.

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Let’s Play A Legal Game: Producer Sues Gaga For $35 Million

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Music producer Rob Fusari is suing Lady Gaga for $35 million. This means she’s finally made it, right? Apparently Fusari started working with the Lady in 2006, and, according to the suit, came up with her stage name, co-wrote songs like “Paparazzi” and “Beauty, Dirty, Rich,” and shifted her sound from cheesy piano rock to cheesier dance music. Fusari is claiming that Gaga cut him out of her career – and the lucrative payday that has come along with it – and now wants some of that cash.

Most interestingly, numerous sites are referring to the producer as Gaga’s ex-boyfriend. We checked out pics of Rob Fusari online and have judged him on looks alone, and damn – if this guy is Gaga’s type then we all have a little bit of soul-searching to do. We’re just saying – we never pegged her as being into the mini-mullet and generic hippie necklace type.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Jesse James Apologizes For Cheating, Wants Oscar-Winning Wife Back

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Jesse James is really sorry for cheating on Sandra Bullock with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, or so he said in a statement released last night to various media outlets. Here’s his “Oops, I f*cked a crazy lady with big boobs and terrible tatts” apology:

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.  This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Sounds like someone woke up and realized his meal ticket was gone! Here’s a tip for other dudes who don’t want to bring about “pain and embarrassment” on their wives and families: don’t cheat. What a novel idea, right? Meanwhile, The Huffington Post reports that ol’ Bombshell only got $30,000 for ruining Sandy’s life. Not that we have much knowledge of how much people get paid to talk about these sorts of things, but doesn’t 30k seem a little low, especially after Sandra just won an Oscar? Sadly, poor Michelle might be the biggest loser in this whole situation. At least Sandra can dry her eyes with tissues made of gold and make “f*ck you” money for some shiteous rom-com, while Mich is left tattooing the word “scorned mistress” on her butt.  [Photo: GettyImages]