by (@missmuttoo)

TMI Alert: Hayden Panettiere Talks About Sex With Her Boyfriend

How obliging of Hayden Panettiere. She talks about sex with boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko with her fans! The petite actress — she’s 5’1 — spoke about how people are concerned with the birds and bees with her boxer BF on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, where Ellen seemed quite appalled at the privacy breach! Not Hayden though. She revealed, “I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way… Where there is a will, there is a way!” To which Ellen replied, “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock!”

Hayden went into more details about the intrusive questions saying, “[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know. Like, I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…” Wladimir is 6’6 so people are probably wondering if Hayden needs a ladder or something right? It’s totally weird but Hayden responded, “I don’t mind it.” That’s even weirder! But honestly, if you had to ask a nosy question, it’s better to ask Hayden rather than Wladimir. Cheerleader versus Boxer. Choose your battles wisely.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Gaga Says First Time Was “Terrible,” Didn’t Enjoy Sex Until Two Years Ago

We’d always imagined Lady Gaga’s first time was on the back of a dragon made of glitter and flames, so we were epically disappointed that Lady Gaga says losing her virginity was terrible. “I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 17. But I have to say even then I wasn’t ready and it was an absolutely terrible experience,” the singer admitted. “It wasn’t good at all. I have never not had safe sex, I have always asked a guy to be tested and to use protection, which was always my rule. Otherwise you’re playing Russian Roulette.” See, Russian Roulette was exactly how we thought Gaga would start a romantic evening with a gentleman caller. We have so much to learn.

“I never actually enjoyed sex until two years ago,” Gaga, who debuts her new song “Judas” at the Thierry Mugler fashion show Wednesday, admitted. “It was a proper monogamous relationship in which I felt free enough to trust and I had enough self love. Sex is the ultimate expression of vulnerability and for me it was important to know that it was a proper relationship so it was sex as a source of love and nothing else.” We don’t know if Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl is the relationship in question, but either way we imagine a lot of eyeliner-smeared trysting on a pile of sweaty bandannas and foam rubber monster claws. We wouldn’t want to imagine it any other way.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Christina Aguilera Makes Family Party More Awkward By Having Sex During It

It’s easy to feel uncomfortable bringing a new boyfriend to to hang out with the relatives, so we encourage a girl do whatever she needs to in order to feel comfortable. Just not this. According to US Magazine, a source reports that Aguilera and Matthew Rutler had sex at a family party, apparently thinking a bathroom was a discrete enough spot for a romantic interlude. “Her friends are fed up,” the source claims. “Nobody can get through to her. They think she’s trashy. And her ego is out of control.” Her friends are fed up? How about whatever aunt or uncle has to clean out the guest bath when she’s done? Christina better not have touched those fancy soaps, so help her, God.

Christina found herself in a similarly awkward position last month after Aguilera got drunk at Jeremy Renner’s birthday, though at least then she doesn’t have to see Jeremy again at the cousins’ graduation party this summer. “She’s really spiraling,” the source claims. “I would be shocked if she’s not in rehab in the next month or two.” Allegedly Aguilera might be a judge on The Voice, a new singing competition that would potentially have her working with Cee-Lo and Adam Levine. If not, we’re sure Real Housewives of Orange County would be thrilled to throw her antics in the mix.

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Director Steven Soderbergh Admits To Having A Baby While On A Break From Wife

It’s one thing to take a break from your marriage to clear your head and figure out your relationship, but it’s unfortunate when your soul-searching sojourn results in having a baby with the other woman who helped clear your head over…and over…and over. That’s the situation director Steven Soderbergh finds himself in at  the moment. Soderbergh separated from wife Jules Asner briefly in 2009 and moved to Australia to direct a play. While there, he began a relationship with a woman named Frances Lawrencina Anderson who says that the pair hooked up on numerous occasions and ultimately, Anderson became pregnant with Soderbergh’s child.

Anderson has filed a paternity suit against Soderbergh, and says that the pair engaged in “sexual intercourse on many occasions covering all possible dates of [conception]…and as a result thereof, she became pregnant.” Soderbergh, to his credit “has acknowledged that he is the father of the child verbally and [offered] to pay various medical and other expenses incurred by [Anderson] in relation to the pregnancy.” Soderbergh and Asner are back together and he reportedly accepted full responsibility for the child and the as soon as he learned about the baby. Considering they were already separated in 2009, we’ll be impressed if they manage to work through this situation.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Keira Knightley Says Theatre Is Like Orgasmic Sex

This will teach us to watch reruns of Reba on the couch rather than take in a play. In an interview with Elle, Keira Knightley compares theatre to orgasmic sex. “Oh, God, the only thing that’s going through my head to describe it is, it’s like sex with an orgasm at the end of it!” Knightley swoons. “Whereas film is like you have sex but you never get the orgasm. A lot of stopping and starting but… oh, I wish I hadn’t said that.” Lady, you don’t have to apologize for what turns you on! You just have to write us a great recommendation for our application to the American Repertory Theatre.

While Knightley will take the stage February in London to star in the play The Children’s Hour, later this spring she’ll have to star in the boner-killing film Cosmopolis with Robert Pattinson, unless she suddenly develops a terrible chronic headache. “You go on stage, and you don’t know what character the audience is going to have, and it’s almost like improvising with a new person every single night. Film, you’re second-guessing an audience because they’re not there,” Knightley gushes. You don’t have to sell us on the idea anymore, Keira; we already have our tickets purchased! And if we like the play a little too much, it certainly won’t be the first time we’ve gotten kicked out of Jersey Boys…or the last.


Is MTV’s Skins Too Raunchy For TV (And Parents?)

MTV’s newest show, Skins, premiered on Sunday and already it’s drawing flack from the network and irate parents for being too sexy. Seems the show, which aired in Britain and is being remade for American audiences, is too raunchy for some, including the higher-ups at MTV. Network execs have told the producers to tone down the sex, particularly in an upcoming episode where the character of Chris, played by Jesse Carere, exposes his backside. Sure, we’ve all seen ass on TV before, but Carere is only seventeen, which makes the issue a whole lot more about child pornography than say, David Caruso‘s pasty, old NYPD Blue butt.

In addition to the network’s notes, the show faces some rough criticism from the Parents Television Council. There’s not much that these people don’t find offensive, but a show about teen sex has just about made them bust some neck veins, and they called Skins “most dangerous program that has ever been foisted on your children.” So, a fictional show about kids having sex is dangerous, but reality shows featuring the real thing are less so? And also, have these people ever seen an American Apparel ad? This sounds like a lot of hyperbole to us.

MTV does defend the show, and a spokesperson said Skins “addresses real-world issues confronting teens in a frank way. We review all of our shows and work with all of our producers on an ongoing basis to ensure our shows comply with laws and community standards. We are confident that the episodes of Skins will not only comply with all applicable legal requirements, but also with our responsibilities to our viewers. And if you don’t like it, just rent the British version.

[Photo: MTV]

by (@missmuttoo)

Robert Pattinson Thinks Onscreen Sex Scenes Are Like Playing Twister


We pretty much had an aneurysm when we saw the first sex scene still from Breaking Dawn. Oh the anticipation! The pillow biting! The headboard breaking! You know what we’re talking about, right? We can’t wait to see the honeymoon action on Isle Esme. But apparently the only person not feeling our joy about our favorite couple getting it on onscreen, is Robert Pattinson who’s revealed those scenes are not easy to shoot. But, but, but… they’re with Kristen Stewart, Rob? You’re not-so-undercover lovahs anyway?

RPattz was cornered at the Golden Globes for some dish about what to expect other than the softly lit, tender lovin’ we got a glimpse of. “I think I’m sniffing” is what he had to say about himself in the still, with his characteristic down-playing (only increases our love for you Rob, FYI).  “I love how they release that for the first one. Just give it all away, you know?” he added, laughing.

About the scene itself (and other intimate scenes in films like Bel Ami and Remember Me) Rob reckons that all the choreographed sexin’ makes it a whole lot of awkward rather than hot. He revealed, “It’s always awkward in a way if you’re doing it with anybody. It really depends on how it’s staged and stuff. It’s like doing Twister.” Right… but this time it’s Twister with KStew. Makes all the difference, doesn’t it?

[Photo: ROBsessed]


The First Softly-Lit and Sexy Breaking Dawn Still Is Here


Forget Prince William and Kate Middleton, the most anticipated wedding this year belongs to Edward and Bella. That’s because it means the Twilight couple will finally get to consummate their relationship with lusty, pillow-biting sex. And Entertainment Weekly has the first still image from their time on Isle Esme. So tender. So well-lit. So vampire-impregnating. It’s everything we hoped for. Director Bill Condon told EW “It’s one of the most anticipated scenes. I spent a tremendous amount of time thinking about it. The anticipation is part of it and you want to play with what people expect and maybe subvert it a little and surprise them.” No doubt there’s anticipation, but as for surprise…maybe the surprise will be just what movies are in Edward’s glorious and extensive DVD collection.

[Photo: ROBsessed]

by (@missmuttoo)

Sting And Trudie Styler’s Saucy Sound Bites Make Us Blush

Oh, Mr and Mrs Gordon Sumner. How do you do it? If these two ever split up it would just break our hearts. Who would be our poster children for the benefits of tantric sex and yoga then? Not that they’ve ever been shy about talking about the details of their raunchy sex life, but Sting and Trudie Styler told Harper’s Bazaar about some stuff we didn’t know, and then some. And FYI: these two have been together for almost three decades and married since 1992, so they’re doing something right. The photographs of the couple getting rather, erm, close, were taken by who else, but Terry Richardson. Mention the word “sex” and he’s there like a condom on prom night.

Sting revealed, “When we see each other, it’s romance. I don’t think pedestrian sex is very interesting. There’s a playfulness we have; I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up…Romantic? We like tawdry.” The best part was when Sting spoke about the their bond. “Relationships aren’t easy, and I don’t think they’re particularly natural, but we’re lucky because we actually like each other. We love each other–that’s a given—but Trudie lights my world up when she comes into a room. I don’t take her for granted. I could lose her. He’d have to be very rich and very handsome, but …”

Swoon. No one could be more handsome (or rich), Sting.  Seriously.


Brett Favre And The Jets Get Sued For Harassment


Geez, you send a lady photos of your penis once and all of a sudden you’re a sexual harasser. Brett Favre has been under fire for a few months now, ever since he allegedly sent lewd texts to New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger and it’s about to get worse.

He was already fined $50k for his behavior, but now Favre is being sued by two more women who claim he sexually harassed them in 2008. The Jets are also named in the suit, which was filed by two of the team’s former massage therapists, Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole. The women claim that Favre propositioned them for a three-way, texting O’Toole with the message “Brett here, you and Crissy want to get together, I’m all alone.” After demanding apologies and rejecting his advances, the women say they were not hired back for their services, which is why they filed the suit.

Favre had no comment on the allegations, but you just know he wants this story to have a happy ending.

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