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Has Selena Gomez Ditched Her Purity Ring To Be With Bieber?

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Sexy teenage scandal! After spending time with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez has reportedly ditched the purity ring she has famously worn for the past two years. This never would have happened when she was with Nick Jonas!

Gomez received the ring, which symbolizes her pledge of abstinence till marriage, from her parents in 2008 and it was blessed at their church. Let’s face it, abstaining is one thing, but getting such a ring from one’s parents is an open can of worms we’re creeped out by. Maybe at age 18 Selena feels she’s ready to move away from empty gestures like a promise ring — or maybe she just took the ring off for a few minutes because it was turning her finger green.

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Vincent Gallo Responds To Chloe Sevigny’s “Therapy” Statements

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If we were Chloe Sevigny, we’d totally be embarrassed for running our mouths off. In a dramatic statement, the actress bared her, erm, thoughts about her infamous b.j scene in Vincent Gallo’s Brown Bunny, saying, “There are a lot of emotions. I’ll probably have to go to therapy at some point. But I love Vincent. The film is tragic and beautiful, and I’m proud of it and my performance. I’m sad that people think one way of the movie, but what can you do?” If we performed a real-life sex act on screen we’d probably have to go to rehab, not therapy, because it would take a lot more than “art” to go ahead with the scene.

But Chloe’s saving grace, for her at least, was that the person she was going down on was her boyfriend. That would be Vincent, right? Not quite, as far as “boyfriend” is concerned. Gallo responded to Sevigny‘s statements, and he’s really putting Chloe in her place (which, for the record, is not kneeling). He’s categorically stated that they were never together. “Chloe and I were never boyfriend and girlfriend. In 1995 we made out once in Paris.” Woah. Translation: Talk to the hand, Chloe. He slammed added, “I feel Chloe has suggested we were boyfriend and girlfriend to lessen the boldness of her appearance…and to portray herself as a devoted girlfriend and victim rather than a great radical performer. I am sorry she feels the experience was so startling that she needs therapy to resolve her feelings.” Ouch. If Chloe’s “emotions” were bruised before, they’re probably battered now.

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John Mayer Still Has A Way With The Ladies* (*Sarcasm)

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Another day, another story about how John Mayer creeped a girl out with his inappropriate sex-talk. According to Page Six, Mayer was recently at a bar on New York’s Upper East Side when he and a young woman struck up a conversation. After chatting for a few minutes, he allegedly offered the woman some unsolicited advice as to how to keep a man happy. The source explained “He said that she was going to make someone very happy one day, as long as she remembered to talk dirty while having sex.” At least he didn’t offer to tuck her in or make references to his racist d—, but still, what gives, John Mayer? Are you really that 12-years-old that you need to tell a stranger this kind of stuff?

We just hope Mayer’s skeeze didn’t rub off too much on Taylor Swift‘s sweet, impressionable little self. We know we’ve been critical of the fact that Taylor’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal who’s ten years older than she is, but that’s because we totally forgot she had been involved with Mayer, who is 12 years older and way more objectionable.

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Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie Lost His V-Card On The Hood Of An Elderly Woman’s Car

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They say you never forget your first smush, and that’s certainly true for Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro. The TV star appeared on MTV’s When I Was 17 to talk about his first time, which apparently happened al fresco on the hood of a car. His friend’s grandma’s Toyota Camry, to be exact. No, it wasn’t with his friend’s grandma. But still, pretty awkward. Let’s hope he at least paid for a trip to the car-wash after.

“It just happened randomly, he said. “I was with my friend hanging out on the corner and some girl walks up to him and is like, ‘Your friend is hot, I want to hook up.’” This is by far the most interesting part of the story to the other 99 percent of us whose first time required significantly more effort. “When you’re young, the place to have sex is in the car,” he continued. But sadly poor Ronnie didn’t have wheels of his own. Enter the Grammy-Mobile. “I went to find a quiet spot down the block, and [I thought] ‘I’ll do it on the hood of the car right now. My friends were watching from the car behind me!” And thus began his enthusiasm for broadcasting sex acts to the masses.

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Michael Lohan Presents: Lindsay’s Conception

Hey guys, wanna know how Lindsay Lohan was conceived?! No? Well too bad, because Michael Lohan is feelin’ talky. Big Mike officially jumped the shark yesterday on XM Radio’s Playboy Morning Show, telling us wayyy more than we wanted to know about the start of Lilo. Fittingly, the tabloid legend was created during a drug-addled hotel room romp.

“Dina and I were in Switzerland,” Michael told the host of the program. “It was the first time I ever smoked pot in my entire life.” He then “joked” that he was so high that he couldn’t leave his hotel for three days. “You’re stuck in a chalet for three days, so you’re going to have a lot of sex.” But Mike started to get shy when the host pushed for details on the position they were in when the magic moment occurred. “I don’t even want to go there…there are so many positions…actually probably on my hands and knees.” And in describing this, he ruined Mean Girls and The Parent Trap for us forever. That’s all for this week from TMI Corner!

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Robsten Had Sex For Twelve Hours Straight!*

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*While filming Breaking Dawn, we mean. But still! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart simulated the roughest (and palest) vampire sex of their lives for TWELVE. STRAIGHT. HOURS! Can you imagine? And this is just the beginning! Hollywood Life is reporting that this session was for the first of three sex scenes between Hollywood’s most stylish couple. Judging from the first photo released by director Bill Condon over the weekend, this one must have included RPatz famous pillow-biting moment. We bet it will be the Citizen Kane of sex scenes.

How it took twelve hours is totally beyond us. Don’t these two get enough practice in real life? Perhaps they got a case of the giggles. Rob’s made it known that he thinks it’s an odd moment. “I’m looking forward to the pillow-biting scene,” he said in an interview with People Magazine. “But I thought that was so funny. Of all the random things too do, really? He bites the pillow.” Or maybe they just wanted to “get it right.” We can see it now…”Sorry Bill, we weren’t feeling that one. Can we do it again?” *twelve hours later* “Sorry, give us one more time.” We know your tricks, Robsten!

Check out some more on-set action in the gallery under the jump!

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Khloe Kardashian “Disgusted” She Lost Her V-Card At 14 To An Older Man

In case you had any lingering questions about how Khloe Kardashian lost her virginity, the Kardashian sister spilled the beans on The View yesterday, saying she lost her v-card to an 18-year-old man…when she was just 14. “Looking back, I think that’s not a normal thing,” Khloe reasoned. Um, you think? We’ve seen episodes of To Catch A Predator that were less creepy than that. Khloe even says she felt sort of “conned” by the guy. Explained Khloe, “Well, not conned, but persuaded, because he was older and I felt I wouldn’t be accepted or cool or whatever.” Seriously, where is Chris Hansen when you need him?!?!?

After the two slept together, “I felt so disgusted with myself,” Khloe admits. “I stopped talking to him and actually didn’t have sex for three years after that because I knew I was young and I knew I wasn’t ready.” We’re glad Khloe did the right thing for her. Now she’s Lamar Odom’s wife, and the other guy is probably getting offered iced tea by an actress disguised as a 13-year-old as we speak. Then BAM! Creep gets Hansen’d.

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Charlie Sheen’s Lawyer Calls Stripper Capri Anderson A Liar, No One Comes Out Good

The three types of people we are least likely to trust in the world are strippers, lawyers and Charlie Sheen, which is why it’s so hard to take the following story seriously.  Capri Anderson, the stripper that was found naked and cowering in a closet after Sheen’s Plaza Hotel rampage is claiming that Sheen threatened to kill her, but Sheen’s lawyer says she’s full of baloney.

In an interview with Good Morning America, Anderson described the night in question, saying “I was sitting on the edge of a coffee table, and he was serving us both drinks, and he was snorting something. There was a little bit of romance, if you will.” Oh, we will! After that, Anderson says “When I became really uncomfortable is when he put his hands around my neck.” The violence escalates and Sheen started throwing things at Anderson, and she says “He was calling me a whore a lot. And he was yelling things like, you F-ing bitch. If you don’t come out here, I’m going to kill you. If I get in there, you’re going to be sorry. If I get in there, you … whore, you whore, whore.”  She says Sheen offered her $20,000 for her silence, which she clearly did not accept, however, Anderson is miffed that she never received the $3,500 she was promised for services rendered on that night and she has filed a criminal complaint against Sheen. The lesson here being don’t call someone a whore if you don’t plan to pay them for their services.

But Sheen’s lawyer Yale Galanter says these claims are lies. Galanter says “Ms. Capri never made any allegation of wrongful conduct on the part of Mr. Sheen the night of the incident. She has posted on her website that she was ‘fine’ after the incident but if you wanted to see more of her enter the web site for money. We will defend this lawsuit vigorously and will never pay her a dime. These allegations against Mr. Sheen are completely false, and are a blatant attempt to cash in on his celebrity. Whether Sheen settles up with Anderson remains to be seen, but you’d think that $3,500 is pocket change to him, since he’s the highest paid actor on TV.

This just goes to show that when you work for Charlie Sheen, no one wins.

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The World’s Most Ironic Abstinence Commercial, Starring Bristol Palin And The Situation

Bristol Palin and The Situation have a new PSA promoting safe sex (and/or abstinence and/or Magnum condoms). There’s a lot wrong with this. We made a list.

1. These two are perhaps the most famous sex-having people in our country. One of them with eff anything that moves (well, not grenades), while the other is the most high-profile teenage mother ever. It’s weird that they’re doling out safe-sex advice right? Unlike all the examples from the Alanis Morissette song, this is the actual definition of ironic, isn’t it?

2. Gotta love that this conversation takes place backstage at Dancing With The Stars and it basically begins with The Sitch propositioning “B. Palin,” and referring to the act of sex, their private parts and Bristol’s child as “situations.”

3. “For real.” “For real for real?” “For real for real for real for real.” “Wapaow!” “Snap!” The writing is so nuanced, you know? Not to mention the performances.

4. We have no problem with the slogan “Pause Before You Play” or the intent behind this PSA, but shortening it to “PBYP” is a little too “WWJD”, KWIM? Besides, kids today don’t watch commercials – that’s why fast-forward was invented.