And you thought that the Glee GQ magazine cover was raunchy? You know, the one where Cory Monteith looked like he couldn’t believe his luck, sandwiched between Naughty Schoolgirl (Dianna Agron) and Booty Shorts (Lea Michele)? The Parents Television Council didn’t take too kindly to the spread, natch.
But is Round two due? A behind-the-scenes of the Glee shoot has been released by GQ and if the photo’s got your hormones riled up, then wait till you watch this. They look like they’re having so much fun, just, you know, with multiple changes of lingerie, props and tee-shirt tearing. Photographer Terry Richardson is in heaven (EWWW).
Is it a photo shoot or a lingerie campaign? Watch the video and let us know what you think.
Charlie Sheen is responding to the whole cocaine/porn star/hotel trashing bender that’s kept him in the news for the last two weeks. He’s back at work on the Two and a Half Men set and clearly nothing fazes him, considering his take on his crazy-pants behavior. As always we’d like to insert our opinion on the actor’s mess of a life, so here are Charlie’s recent comments on the incident and our response.
Charlie Sheen: “IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not panicking.”
Fablife: Ã‚Â Have you lost your damn mind?
CS: “A guy has one bad night and everyone goes insane, panics.”
FL: Ã‚Â Have you lost your damn mind?
CS: “If you have expensive taste you have to be prepared for expensive losses. It is what it is.”
FL: Ã‚Â Have you lost your damn mind?
This is how Charlie rolls. Hookers, porn stars, drugs, alcohol: it’s all good with him because he reckons he doesn’t have a problem. Confirmation that, yes, he’s lost his damn mind.
Clearly, the nine most insane aspects of Charlie Sheen‘s crazy bender aren’t closed chapters. After Sheen’s pornstar and cocaine fueled binge in New York last week you’d think he’d be keeping things low-key, but apparently the dude ain’t done. Back in L.A, Charlie’s continuing the sex n’ drugs scenario and sources tell Radar Online he’s not showing any signs of stopping.
Sheen going to rehab isn’t even on the agenda, says a source. “None of the people around him can ever convince him to go to rehab.Ã‚Â Charlie will never listen to them,” the insider tells Radar Online. He feels like he’s the star, and they only have jobs or make a lot of money because of him.Ã‚Â He thought about rehab at that point, but isn’t anymore. He was just on one of the worst benders in a long time. And when he gets like this, no one knows what will happen next.”
Of this new L.A rampage, another source has said, “CharlieÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s cocaine use is out of control. The situation has gotten even worse. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been a non-stop party of drugs and hookers since Charlie got home.” Reports of prostitutes spending plenty of nights at his house are also doing the rounds. Tick tock, goes the train-wreck clock!
The first rule in journalism: always consider your source. In case the cupcake bras didn’t give it away, we can now say for certain thatÃ‚Â Katy Perry is a beast in the sack. How do we know? Because we’ve been told by noted Katy Perry expert, Katy Perry.
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'” the new Mrs. Russell Brand told Now Magazine. “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a ten out of ten.” *Tooooooooot toooooooooooot* Sorry, that’s just the sound of Katy Perry’s horn.
But Russell would be a good one to judge, as the comedian has an award winning sex life. Really. He was voted Britain’s Shagger of the Year three years running back in 2006, 2007, and 2008. It looks like he gave up the crown after he met Katy at the 2009 VMA’s. Aww, the sacrifices he made for love/sex. Spoiler alert:Ã‚Â the couple married last weekend.
Despite his sordid past, Katy isn’t worried about her new husband returning to his wild ways. “He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future. He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100 percent.”
David Beckham is rumored to be a cheater, but we refuse to believe it based on how adorable he looks with his family. We’re even less likely to believe said rumors now that he’s given an interview where he discusses his discomfort in telling his oldest son Brooklyn about the birds and the bees. It’s just so damn precious – we don’t want anything to tear this family apart!
On the radio, Beckham told Ryan Seacrest this week “‘We’ve had the talk with Brooklyn,” referring to the dreaded sex conversation all parents and children are forced to endure. But Becks admits he deferred to Victoria to do the talking. “It was more Victoria than me,” he said. “I had to walk out of the room because Brooklyn was sort of looking at me through the corner of his eye and laughing. I was thinking, ‘I need to get out of here because this is a serious talk.’ I was very uncomfortable.” Hard to believe that one of the hottest men alive can’t openly discuss sex, but that only makes him more adorable to us.
Still, this piques our interest over what Victoria told her son. Perhaps she just played the old Spice Girls chestnut “2 become 1″ to illustrate what goes on when two people love each other very much. Or maybe she referred to the deed as “a zig a zig ahh”. That’s what we plan to do with our kids, anyway.
Today in your Very Important News Update: Taylor Momsen flashed her boobs in concert last night! Also: Taylor Momsen masturbates! Taylor Momsen has a vibrator! Taylor Momsen watches sex tapes!
The Most Desperate Attention-Seeking Teen In The World is doing everything she can to get you to notice her. Notice her, god damn it! Last night, at a concert at Don Hill’s in NYC sponsored by Paper magazine, Taylor performed with her band The Pretty Reckless and flashed her breasts at the audience during a song (there’s edited video of the NSFW lameness below). As if that wasn’t enough desperation, there’s a new article out in which Taylor talks to Revolver magazine and makes sure to say the word “clit” in between talking about masturbating with her vibrator. You want direct quotes? Here’s a sample!
- “Hey, I’ve never said I don’t need to get off once and a while, man. That [vibrator] fits right in my suitcase.”
- “We’re born with clits in our fingers.” (in reference to masturbation, not a science experiment gone wrong…or right.)
- “If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it.”
- “I smoke a lot.”
Congrats Taylor! You are just like every other 17-year-old in the world, hungry for attention and doing your best to get it. You know what would really shock us? If you shut up for once. There’s nothing crazy about walking into a store and buying a vibrator. It’s not like you harvested it in a garden or created it out of found items in a dumpster. Now THAT would be worth telling the world about. More from our Teen Queen of Crazy Talk, below.
Suddenly GQ’s Glee spread just got kind of creepy again. It turns out that Billy Ray Cyrus is actually a member of the Parents Television Council, the organization that got its suspenders all bunched up over the non-nude photos of some twenty-somethings that appeared in a men’s magazine. And it breaks his achey breaky heart to hear the pics dissed as offensive. Somehow we don’t think the Billy Ray Seal of Approval will help GQ’s argument, but let’s hear him out.
According to TMZ, Cyrus disagrees with the PTC’s accusations that the photos of Lea Michele and Diana Agron are bordering on pedophilia. And we trust him.Ã‚Â If anyone knows the fine line between art and pedophilia, it’s this guy.Ã‚Â Mr. Miley has grown “disappointed” Ã‚Â and “fed up” with the council’s actions as of late, saying that it “has recently beenÃ‚Â spending all its time attacking people rather than promoting family television.” “Like Hannah Montana,” he added in his mind.
This isn’t the only rift between him and the PTC. Just recently they criticized his daughter Miley (who actually is underage)Ã‚Â for her newÃ‚Â “Who Owns My Heart” video. But apparently it wasn’t serious enough to force him to, you know, actually leave the council. Oh well. All we have left to say is: damn you Glee for making us side with Billy Ray Cyrus on something. Savor this moment Billy, because it’s probably the only time your name and “GQ” will ever appear together in print.
[Photo: GQ/ Images]
Dianna Agron has apologized for that racy Glee GQ cover and photo-shoot on her Tumblr blog. Apparently the actress got tired of crazy parents groups comparing the Glee pics to pedophilia and she finally caved to the criticism… a little. While she apologizes in her post, she makes it clear that she’s gonna live her life how she wants, which seems reasonable to us seeing as the girl is 24-years-old. Writes the pretty blond:
In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl, other public figures and shows that have pushed the envelope and challenged the levels of comfort in their viewers and fans…we are not the first. Now, in perpetuating the type of images that evoke these kind of emotions, I am sorry. If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?
Good point Di. She goes on to declare how she was a kid who had no idea what sex was until she saw Grease (er, okay) and calls out parents on protecting kids from her and Lea Michele‘s exposed skin: “I understand that in today’s world of advanced technology, the internet, our kids can be subject to very adult material at the click of a button. But there are parental locks, and ways to get around this.”
Again, the woman is correct. Parents, STFU. When we were 8 years old the most popular song around was George Michael‘s “I Want Your Sex.” And guess what – we’re fine. Did we go through a phase were we had 1290180 one night stands set to George Michael’s music*? Sure! But other than that – a-okay! This GQ cover is not going to ruin your kid’s life. Trust us – it’s probably made it a whole lot better.
*Neither of these things are true.
Parents just don’t understand. The powerful watchdog group known as the Parents Television Council is up in arms over the recent photos of Glee stars in GQ. Shot by famed photographer Terry Richardson, the racy shoot depicts Lea Michele and Dianna Agron stripping in a high school, while Cory Monteith hangs out and plays the drums. What do the PTC have against drummers?
The organization issued a statement to TMZ today saying that the spread “borders on pedophilia. By authorizing this kind of near-pornographic display, the creators of the program have established their intentions on the shows direction. And it isn’t good for families.”
This would all be true, were it not for three flaws in their logic. First, last we checked GQ doesn’t really bill itself as a family friendly publication. Also, the high-schoolers are played by actors, all of whom are well above age. Cory Monteith turns 29 in May, while Michele and Agron are both 24. For those of you keeping score, that’s older than the Shannon twins (21), porn star Sasha Grey (22), and this month’s Playboy Playmate, Arianny Celeste (22).
We’ll be the first to admit that Terry Richardson kinda sketches us out. His photos may be a little creepy or unsettling to some, but we’re not sure if that makes them pedophilic. GQ editor-in-chief Jim Nelson responded by telling The Insider that “the Parents Television Control…should learn to divide reality from fantasy. As often happens in Hollywood, these ‘kids’ are in their twenties. Cory Montieth’s almost 30! I think they’re old enough to do what they want.”
What do you think? Do the photos go too far, or is the Parents Television Council over reacting?
Yes, we’ve heard about Taylor Swift‘s new song “Dear John,” read the lyrics and devoured web coverage of the sappy, whiny heartbreak jam. The song title and lyrics, combined with this quote in which Taylor describes the targets of her new songs as “very clear,” has lead the world to believe that “Dear John” is indeed about Mr. Sexual Napalm himself. Here’s part of the “Dear John” chorus for you to ponder:
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.
It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.
My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”
But we don’t want to jump to conclusions and point fingers at Mayer without exploring other possible scenarios behind Taylor’s latest lovesick song. Let’s review some other options, shall we?
1. John, 32, performed the booty call version of a dine and ditch on 19-year-old Taylor and she wrote a song calling him out on it.
What this means: John is gross for banging a kid 13 years his junior, Taylor is gross for banging a guy gross enough to bang a girl 13 years his junior, Mama Swift was aware of the whole thing.
Clues: The song title, rumors the pair got a little too close last spring, and the fact that TSwift’s songs are painfully literal. (She has a song on her new album called “Mean,” about…someone who was mean to her. Genius.)