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Supermodel Obsessions

Victoria’s Secret just gets sexier and sexier. The lingerie brand recently unveiled its latest collection, Supermodel Obsessions, which embodies “an effortless and relaxed sexiness.” Also embodying an “effortless and relaxed sexiness” is one of Victoria’s Secret’s newest Angels, Doutzen Kroes, who flaunted her bikini body while on the beach in Miami. Check out our gallery of this 5’10″ stunner.

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Jenna Jameson: Poppin’ Out Twins

No, not those twins. Actual babies! Jenna Jameson and her man Tito Ortiz are expecting a pair of lil’ babies soon, and just found out they are having two. Jenna has said in the past, “I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” Yes, please, do that Jenna. Keep popping the kids out, because chances are in 18-24 years they are going to be hot, and hopefully inspired by their mom to also become erotic entrepreneurs. There’s a 50-50 chance these kids are gonna look just like their momma – and even if they are boys, that’s still kinda hot (or at least totally freaky, which we also support!).  [NYDN. Photos: GettyImages]

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Eva Mendes Has Had Sex In All 50 States

Eva Mendes has done it in Delaware. She’s mounted in Montana. Took the tippy in Mississippi, stuck in a D in Tennessee. According to Eva Mendes, she’s had sex in all fifty states. “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” said Mendes, clarifying that it wasn’t always with a different person.

The best? Taking a boner in Arizona and a cock in Colorado: “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky, whatever it was, it was really, really good.” But the worst was that piece of ass in Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state.” Who wouldn’t?

Eva, if you need some ghost writers for your sexual tourbook of the USA (America, The Bootyful?), give Scandalist a call. We want to know all about suckin’ dick in South Dakota.

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EXCLUSIVE Interview: Girl Auctioning Virginity Wants Obama To Bid

Scandalist got on the phone with Natalie Dylan, who is auctioning off her virginity to “pay for school,” to get the lowdown on her history and money-making proposition. Among the tidbits revealed: Barack Obama would be her ideal candidate to enter the auction — and win. But first, the backstory …

After her stepfather successfully applied for student loans in her name and then spent up all of the money, Natalie (not her real name) came across an article about a Peruvian woman who auctioned off her virginity, but then never went through with the act. The 22-year old thought it sounded like a great idea and so she phoned up Nevada’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, naturally, who offered to help her facilitate the sale of her innocence. Here’s what we learned during our interview.

First Time thoughts.

“Everyone wants the first time to be special and I can’t imagine a more special way than this,” she said.

On her sexual history.

Natalie admitted that she’s had oral sex, but reminded us that she’s technically a virgin.

Who’s eligible to bid?

Natalie won’t do the deed with just anyone! She told Scandalist that money is the primary factor, but she wants a first-time partner who “seems intelligent.” But don’t worry if you have a few black marks on your record, Natalie insists she won’t bother “with a full screening or anything like that.”

Her ideal bidder?

“Barack Obama,” she tells Scandalist. “He is so charismatic.”

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Hey Ladies … I’ve Got The Monogamy Gene!

Update your J-date profile because a new study from the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm, Sweden suggests that you can determine how loyal your man will be with a quick DNA test! How’s that for first date banter?

This so called “monogamy gene” is called RS3 334 and men can have none, one or two copies. The higher the number of copies, the more likely the men were to be single or have a marital crisis if they do find a women strong enough to defy science and get them down the aisle. Variations in RS3 334 affected the way men in the study did at “bonding” and “committing” and other words men never use unless they’re trying to get laid.

Hey science, thanks for making it even easier for men to justify sleeping with a chick named Bambi. Can’t we focus on cancer research or something?

Look for David Duchovny‘s new excuse in 5, 4, 3 … — Evan G.

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Lesbians Want To Get Rachel Weisz In Bed

We may have made a list of Hollywood celesbians we love, but English paper The Sun reports that a recent poll was conducted to find out who the lesbians are loving. In a poll of 4,000 British lesbians (there’s something we never figured we’d ever type), when asked what actress they “would love to love”, Rachel Weisz topped the list, beating actresses like Nicole Kidman and Keira Knightley. Says a spokesperson for the poll: “From her woman in peril in the first two Mummy movies to her Academy Award winning turn in The Constant Gardener, Rachel Weisz is one gorgeous English gal with a whole lot of range.”

The complete list reveals a diverse mix of women who all seem to have worn period costumes at one time or another. After the jump, read the top ten women most desired by lesbians. [Photo: WireImage]

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Lance Armstrong: Too Tired For Sex

Lance Armstrong may put all other men to shame, after all, he is a seven-time Tour de France winner, a cancer survivor, he ran in the New York City marathon and designed a bunch of rubber bracelets worn by every mom ever. But finally he admits the one area where he’s fallible — in the sack. The Bionic Man seems not so bionic anymore. At last, we’ve found his weakness. Sort of.

In the October issue of Men’s Journal, Armstrong says: “The fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You’re just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone, and a lower libido. But you know, I never got any complaints.” While we can’t even imagine riding a bike for five hours and then doing it, the fact that he even attempted it at all is impressive. Maybe when you’re that fine a physical specimen, “low testosterone and libido” are what the average person considers normal.

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Just Shoot Us: David Spade Spawns

Reps for David Spade confirmed that the SNL and Just Shoot Me actor is indeed the father of the baby girl born to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace in August: “David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement.” Spade acknowledged that he could be the biological father to E! Online in January, saying “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

The blonde actor has a history with women, having dated Heather Locklear, Krista Allen and Julie Bowen before producing a mini Gap-Girl with Grace.

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Harry Potter Lost His Virginity To A Cougar

Harry Potter lost his virginity at 16 to a “much older” woman. Daniel Radcliffe is revealing way too much personal information these days to Details magazine. The 19-year-old actor first told the magazine that his dream role is to play a drag queen (“it would be an excuse to wear eye makeup”) and then he opened up about his sex life. Radcliffe wouldn’t reveal his first time cougar’s age, but he said the age difference “wasn’t ridiculous,” but it would definitely “freak some people out”.

Let’s get some perspective here, this would have been around the same time this angelic school boy was filming the fourth movie of the Potter series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. We’ll never be able to watch that movie the same way again. He started making his transition from child actor to hunky leading man last year after appeared naked on the London stage in Equus and he’ll be reprising the role this fall on Broadway.

Little Harry is all grown up!

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Hollywood’s 16 Hottest Celesbians

Between Katy Perry kissing girls (and liking it), Lindsay and Samantha pledging their love via MySpace messages, and Penelope Cruz‘s tonsil hockey session with Scarlett Johansson in this summer’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, girl-on-girl action appears to be the latest Hollywood trend. From the obviously out (Tila) to the maybe-the-world’s-just-wishing (Jessica Biel), check out Hollywood’s 16 hottest celesbians.

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