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Mel B. Takes A Page From The Jada Pinkett Smith School Of TMI

We get it, celebrities! You’re beautiful, you have money, and you do it constantly, and then you talk about it…why, exactly? To rub it in? To impress us? To make yourselves feel cool? WHY?

Why are we so irritated, you ask? Well, because if it wasn’t bad enough that Jada Pinkett Smith is always talking about the quickie sex she and Will Smith have in their limo, Mel B. is joining in on the action (literally). Mel B. gladly discussed her sex life on Lopez Tonight the other night, admitting that she and hubby Stephen Belafonte “shag five times a day”. Which is great for them, but it only serves to make us wonder how they hell they make time for work and, you know, parenting and stuff.

We’re guessing that their neighbors are used to hearing multiple zig-a-zig ahhh’s throughout the day.

by (@missmuttoo)

Cameron Diaz Travels Around The World For Sex

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Cameron Diaz is totally okay with going the distance to get some action. In an interview with Playboy, she revealed how her horniness sends her around the word hunting for some booty.

“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] c**k. You’ve got to go where it is.”

Oh and there’s more. She’s also quite – ahem – touchy-feely. She explained, “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

It gets even more interesting when she gabs about the differences between love and lust, saying, “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”

Then it was on to the V-Card discussion. It was all very Nike for her -  just-do-it style. She commented, ” I kind of did it just to do it. I wanted to get it over with just so it was done…After that it was as if the gates were open.” The good news is that Diaz won’t be a bitch to guys who hit on her, saying, “I never shut down any man who’s willing to ask me out unless he’s a total douche bag. It takes a lot for a guy to ask out a girl like me—not because I think I’m superspecial or anything. It’s just that I think men are intimidated, and it’s a lot to get involved with. It’s not uncomplicated.”

Of course the A-Rod question came up, but Cammy played it coy with, “No, no, no. I’ve been in relationships since I was 16 years old. In the past three years I’ve made a conscious decision not to be in a relationship for as long as I want. I’ve stayed away from all the traps out there for me to just fall into something that will potentially lead me down the same road…I want to have a relationship with myself right now.”

Dude, give us a break! You’re even hosting dinners with A-Rod!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Robert Pattinson Talks Sex… In Eclipse

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Robert Pattinson (photos) reckons he knows why the Twilight series is so successful: it’s because they’re super sexy…without showing actual sex. It’s all in the innuendo, apparently. Can’t disagree there. You know you’ve been wondering whether they’re going to show Bella and Edward getting it on in Breaking Dawn (er, in both the Breaking Dawns), right? Or is it just us.

In an interview with Nightline he said, “[Fans] like that moment before [sex] … the kind of tipping point before it goes over. I mean, everybody likes that. That’s the best part, for a relationship.”  He also spoke about how it’s important not to stray into being too old-fashioned. The fans need to see something! Eclipse has Bella and Edward most-def getting close… but not too close! He stated, “If there was a hard and fast decision by both [Bella and Edward] saying, ‘Yeah we’re going to remain virgins our entire lives, it’s never going to happen,’ I don’t think it would be as popular a series.”

Yeah yeah, you know exactly how to keep us hooked!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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January Jones Exercise Tip #1: Early Morning Walks Of Shame

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How do celebrities in Hollywood stay so fit and trim? Well, one way is to have after-party sex and then do a walk of shame the next day. But don’t take my word for it, ask January Jones, who was caught partaking in the new exercise craze just yesterday.

After she attended the Oceana World Oceans Day Party (in the dress pictured above) on Tuesday, apparently the actress didn’t spend the night at her home. Mad Men star Jones was seen exiting a cab the next morning, hair disheveled and wearing the same dress. Check out all the pictures of Jones being dropped off curbside after her night of partying on WWTDD.com. We’re not judging, in fact, we’re glad that Jones is getting some action (as long as she’s not hooking up with Jeremy Piven, we’re cool), we’re just wondering why, if you’re a star, you can’t you ask your cab driver to pull into your driveway? Or maybe pull over at The Gap to grab some jeans and a tee shirt? Just another one of those “If it were me” thoughts we tend to have when it comes to bad celebrity decisions.

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Christina Aguilera, Bionic and Bisexual?

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Christina Aguilera‘s raunch-factor ebbs and flows. She’s a mom after all, so so nowadays she has to balance tucking her son in with being “Dirrty”, you know? Still, motherhood doesn’t stop her from opening up about her (homo)sexual desires.

Aguilera admits she likes women in an interview with MTV, saying “My husband [Jordan Bratman] knows that I get into girls. I think it’s fun to be open and play.The line is real to me. My husband and I check in with each other, but I definitely love women. I think they’re more attractive to the naked eye…” As much as Xtina enjoys playing with women though, there’s one giant reason she’s not a lesbian. To put it bluntly, she explains ” I love d*ck. To be honest, that I cannot live without”.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Miley Cyrus Gets Super Raunchy Again

Miley Cyrus can’t seem to keep it even somewhat age appropriate. We’re not expecting PG-13, but seriously, if you simulate a make-out sesh with a (female) back-up dancer, people will get their panties in a twist. For Round 2 Miley’s panties were in full view.  The Artist Formerly Known as Hannah Montana was in London doing publicity for her forthcoming album Can’t be Tamed. One of her promo pit-stops was at super-famours nightclub G-A-Y, where everyone from Donna Summer to Kylie Minogue have performed.

In pure Miley style, her performance took the raunch up a notch. G-A-Y has always been notable for that; everyone who performs there can push the envelope – but they’re not bloomin’ 17. Miss Miley pranced onto stage in a tacky Union Jack top and proceeded to strip down to a teeny black dress which was cut-out from the torso and the top of her thighs. Cue flashing underwear! The cherry on top, again? She grabbed one of her writhing on-stage cohorts, pushed her backwards and leaned in for what totally appeared to be a kiss.

Now Miley denied her first kiss earlier this week blogging, “During my performance I supposedly “KISSED A GIRL” and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story.” Followed by the ubiquitous, “I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong.”

What’s explanation part deux going to be, Miles?

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Jersey Shore Creator Says House Is “Like A Herpes Nest”

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Well this makes us shudder (and think twice before sitting anywhere on the Jersey boardwalk). In a roundtable discussion about reality TV for The Hollywood Reporter, Jersey Shore producer SallyAnn Salsano explained that she provides herpes medication Valtrex regularly to the cast of the show. She said (a little too enthusiastically) “We hand it out like M&Ms! ‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.” And to think, these kids go swimming up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Forget the Gulf oil spill, it’s the Atlantic Ocean we need to worry about.

Salsano also admits that she provides an on-set therapist for the cast to cope with the pressures of filming, and says that in all her years in the business (she had previously worked on The Bachelor), she said  Jersey Shore was “S**t-house crazy. I’ve never seen anything like it as a producer.” Sure, because on The Bachelor, the women get roses. On Jersey Shore, they get sores.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Nick Cannon: An Older Lady Popped His Cherry

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Nick Cannon had a thing for older women, way before he popped the question to Mariah Carey, who is 11 years older than her her hubby. Cannon revealed, “I was always a little attracted to women that were a little older than me. I even lost my virginity to an older lady… I actually ended up crying at the end of the whole ordeal.”   Ummm sure, it’s emotional?

He went on to say,  “She was in high school and I was in junior high…we were in a sleeping bag…I said we should change positions, she was like ‘just get off me!’” he added. “She ran into the bathroom with all of her friends and they were in there laughing…I vowed from that day forward no woman would ever laugh at me in the sack again and that’s when the ‘Cannon’ was born.” That’s called blowing your own…uhh…trumpet, Cannon.

About his wife, he had this to say, “We connected at a spiritual level… she is the funniest person ever and has a great sense of humor.” But M.C. is a diva so he’s learned to work around her quirks. Cannon said, “Imagine if you’ve got the diva of all divas… if we gotta be somewhere at five or six o’clock, I tell her it’s time to go at noon so she gets those five hours to do what she needs to do.”

On another note, pregnancy rumors have been flying around Nick and Mariah. The buzz peaked when she abruptly dropped out of  Tyler Perry‘s new film. Filming was supposed to begin next month on the adaptation of Ntozake Shange‘s 1975 play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf. Her rep stated, “She is not doing the movie because her doctor advised her not to. More than that I cannot comment further.” Sounds smokey, so there’s got to be a fire!

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A Preview Of The Kendra Sex Tape Is Online

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If Kendra Wilkinson‘s relationship with her in-laws was strained because she made a sex tape, it’s only going to get worse now that a preview of Kendra’s sex tape has been released online.  Happy Hump Day, Grandma and Grandpa Baskett!!

A visit to the website KendraExposed.com brings up a very not safe for work video of Kendra, naked and in the middle of some serious action – which is certainly the very last thing that Hank Baskett‘s parents want to see. Unless, of course, the hundreds of thousands of dollars Kendra raked in from its release are buying them a new house or a Bentley or something. We know the internet’s primary function is to deliver porn to the masses, but the tape is still a lot for us to take in before noon.

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Chris Brown’s New Video Is Simultaneously Sexy, Creepy and Hilarious

Oh, Chris Brown. We feel a teeny bit bad for still thinking you’re a creep and yet, every time we’re ready to forgive you, you do something that makes you even more creepy. Like, for instance, this new video for the song “No Bullsh*t” which is all about making sweet love till 9am.

Maybe we’re really 5 years old about this thing, but lyrics about lighting candles and doin’ it for hours and especially the line where he says “I’m a leave it in” make us giggle uncontrollably. And also need a shower. Oh, right, that reminds us, there are lyrics about showering together. So if you like Skinemax and cheesy music, this is the video for you. Enjoy.