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First Dr. Phil, Now Leaked Sex Photos…Maybe It’s Time For Terrell Owens To Be Single For Awhile?

Terrell Owens Nude Sex Photos Shopped Around

Hey Terrell Owens…how you doing today? Not great, right? We wouldn’t be in a great place either if photos of our “graphic” nude Skype sexcapades were allegedly being shopped around the internet. And it’s the woman you were cybering with that is allegedly trying to sell them? That is deeply cold. So cold in fact, we’re going to go ahead and suggest you take the rest of 2012 as solitary “Me Time.” Just do you, T.O., but not in the way that you’re “doing you” in those leaked pics. If you’re picking up what we’re putting down.

Now, we don’t mean to blame you for someone else trying to take advantage of your Interweb nudity; clearly the woman who is doing this needs a blog post of her own, but as far as we know she’s not famous and as such doesn’t get one. But between this incident and that horrible dressing down you got on Dr. Phil last month by three of your kids’ moms, you might benefit from some time alone. As if that wasn’t bad enough, you told Grantland last week, “Am I wrong for saying somebody has thought about, Is it worth living? Just because I’m a figure and I say sometimes what people are thinking, that’s not wrong. I’m not less of a person or a mental case because I say that.” That’s a red flag that you need to take some personal time immediately, T.O. Get out of the lime light for a while! Take up pottery! Start a dream journal! And whatever you do, don’t do it over Skype anymore. It’s the exact advice we just gave Demi Lovato, and it applies to everyone.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Lindsay Lohan/Terry Richardson Photos Remind Us How Good This Girl Can Look

We see photos like this, then we see Lindsay Lohan’s overgrown bangs, Sasquatch cuffs and…whatever was going on with her mouth at last week’s amFAR Gala, and we just do not know what to think. With the help of her good friend Terry Richardson and his camera o’ salacious, photos snapped snapped for LOVE magazine prove definitively that Lindsay can still stand on solid, sexy ground when she wants to. And by “sexy,” we of course mean you can totes see her butt. In more than one photo. Ah, but do two butt shots equal a Lindsay Lohan nip slip? If only Uncle Terry was here with us right now, he’d know the answer. That man is like a perverted calculator!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Maria Menounos Strips To Her Bikini In Times Square After Lost Super Bowl Bet


If you were rooting for the Patriots last night, you’re probably feeling pretty bummed out right about now. But here’s something to help cheer you up a little bit! And if you happened to be Team Giants, well then here’s yet another reason to celebrate. Extra host and Pats superfan Maria Menounos made a bet with fellow co-anchors Mario Lopez and AJ Calloway last week that the New Englanders would go on to win their fourth Super Bowl victory. If they didn’t, she would bare her bikini bod on air in frigid Times Square!

Sadly for her — but great for the rest of us — she lost the wager and ended up having to strip down to a tiny Giants-themed swimsuit as a crowd of fans looked on. No word on what the guys had to do if that Patriots won, but honestly, we’re too mesmerized with these photos to care. We bet they’ll even make Tom Brady smile today! Check out the gallery below for more!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

The 25 Sexiest Celebrity Santas: 2011 Edition!

Christmas time is here again, FABLifers! And with it comes another edition of the Sexiest Celebrity Santas! Yes, it’s your chance to see your favorite stars still managing to look super hot despite the fact that they’re wearing red crushed velvet and goofy hats. Trust us, you wouldn’t mind sitting on these Santas’ laps. We’ve got divas like Mariah Carey and Katy Perry, A-list actresses like Scarlett Johannson and Rachel McAdams. And then we top it all off with a Victoria’s Secret Angel or two! So step right up and check out the gallery of the ho-ho-hottest Santas around! (Sorry.) It’s not only sexy, it’s tradition!

[Photo: Getty Images/Island Records]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Abby Elliott Is The Latest Comedian To Go Glam In Super Sexy Maxim Shoot

We’re sure that Abby Elliott originally had a very lovely, chic, tasteful dress for her upcoming spread in Maxim . But someone must have spilled red wine on or or something, because when the time for the photo shoot came, the SNL heart throb went before the flashbulbs wearing nothing but her skivvies. Not that we’re complaining! In fact, Abby is just the latest comedy star to pose for some glossy (and did we mention uber sexy!?) magazine spreads. Kristen Wiig just recently took it all off for her hot spot in GQ. We guess funny is the new black! Check out the gallery below for more funny people whose hotness is no laughing matter!

[Photo: Maxim]