A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were just friends, hanging out in a film studio making a skit for a television pilot. Many love stories start out that way. Apparently Yeezy was set to appear with fellow hip-hop star Rhymefest in a show called Alligator Boots, a comedy series featuring puppets. For some tragic reason that we’ll never understand, the show never made it to air. How did this get the axe, while Keeping Up With The Kardashians just wrapped it’s 7th season?! We’ll take it as yet another example of how life isn’t fair.
Thankfully, some footage of the 2008 shoot still exists, and it amusingly depicts Kanye and future lady-love Kim doing a scene together. The pair are decked out in Star Wars attire, with Kanye as a Stormtrooper (sans helmet) and Kim as a very convincing princess Leia, complete with Return Of The Jedi bikini. Oh, and there’s a puppet. Yeah, we don’t really get it either. But Kim relived the memories yesterday as she posted a picture from the shoot to her twitter for Throwback Thursday. Maybe she was looking for some outfit inspiration for Halloween parties this weekend. That would be a pretty killer couples costume if you ask us. Bring it back!
Kim has always been one to go all out for the spookiest holiday of the year. Check out some of her hottest Halloween looks in the gallery below!
Is it hot in here, or is that just the steam coming off all this cheesy beef? Kate Upton‘s Carl’s Jr. add is here, and we are wondering how anyone in that drive-in theater can pay attention to the movie. The Sports Illustrated model must eat her meals in the privacy of her own home, or else risk getting arrested for public indecency. Having Upton do everything but make love to a patty melt in a parked car isn’t the first time Carl’s Jr. has gotten raunchy to sell a burger, however. And they’re not the only ones! Take a look at sexy food ads from Burger King, Hardees, PETA and Guinness and see if you can remember what product they are selling by the end of it. For those of you who enjoy a boner with your burger, enjoy! (Or lady boner; TheFABlife does not discriminate!)
We can’t be the only ones whose weekend was ruined by the news that Heidi Klum and Seal are breaking up. They seemed like the ideal couple! In every single picture they’re either kissing or wearing insanely elaborate matching costumes. Honestly, we don’t know how to cope with the thought of never seeing them together at their annual Halloween Ball ever again. So to stave off the impending panic attack, we created the gallery below to relive the good old days. Click away to view the insane cuteness and the insane costumes!
It’s no surprise that Rihanna posed for her new Armani print ads after stripping down to her lingerie. We expect no less from our rarely shy Riri. But what is jarring is that she also was snapped wearing pants! The singer posed for Armani in equally steamy pics last September, donning a blonde wig and no pants. The fashion brand must have somehow coached her through her well-documented fear of trousers. And we gotta say, it’s a good look! Rihanna might have missed her calling as a Levi’s model. Check out more sexy pix of her with (and without) in the gallery below!
Everyone knows that the first few days after the holidays can be a real bummer. But these sexy celebs chased away the post-holiday blues by heading to Miami Beach. And we have to say, seeing them strut their stuff in the surf cheered us up, too! Rihanna, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Mischa Barton and even ex-Nsync’er Lance Bass were spotted soaking up the sun, while Jennifer Lopez cruised the harbor in a yacht with her boyfriend Casper Smart. And that’s just the start! Check out the gallery below to see what other stars helped make Miami Beach even hotter!
2011 will be forever known as the year that Rihanna officially shunned pants. We’ve already brought you a pantsless Rihanna retrospective, but to be honest we still had way too many super hot pants-free pix stocked up. And these are just from this year alone! And because the holidays are a time for giving, we’ve decided to share Riri’s 30 hottest pants-free looks of 2011!
It’s been an amazing year for Rihanna, and it’s even more incredible to think of all the stuff she did without bothering to cover up. We all have nightmares about being pantsless in public, but Rihanna does more without wearing pants than most people do in their entire lives. Allow us to demonstrate with our handy timeline…
Rihanna’s Year Without Pants
Rihanna set the tone for the coming year with an interview for British GQ Magazine, in which the singer addresses her haters. “People think I’m overly sexy,” she said. “It bothers them for some reason. Girls don’t like to see other girls dressed sexy.”
So in defiance, she posed pantless on the cover! But that was just the beginning…
Tila Tequila is many things, but shy ain’t one of them. She’s a model who has graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse and more. She starred in the MTV reality show A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila, and hosted the TV classic Pants-OffÃ‚Â Dance-Off. She’s an author, singer, and of course she broke Internet records by becoming one of the all-time most “friended” people on MySpace. But most impressive, she did it all while still in her 20s! Today is Tila’s 30th birthday, and when you look back on her impressive résumé, you will not see “shrinking violet” on there. In fact, she’s one of the red carpet’s most raucous strutters, always flashing the flesh for the flash bulbs. So in honor of her big day, let’s take a lookÃ‚Â back at some of Tila’s most revealing looks. Enjoy!
Not that she wouldn’t be a profoundly talented artist even without the foul mouth and booty shaking that can be seen from space, but having Nicki Minaj fined for “sexual dance moves and explicit lyrics” kind of seems to defeat the entire purpose of a Nicki Minaj concert, right? While visiting Jamaica’s Sumfest 2011 this past weekend, the Pink Friday rapper got served with a summons upon leaving the Catherine Hall complex in Montego Bay. Her crime? Basically just putting on a concert most of us would actually shell out $75 to see.
Instead of arguing that you can’t very well ask the sun not to shine or a bird not to dutty wine in a skin-tight bodysuit, Nicki Minaj, the new face of MAC Viva Glam along with Ricky Martin, plead guilty and paid the fine. What else could she do?Ã‚Â She’s just lucky the cops didn’t get their hands on the “Super Bass” video, or Nicki would be serving three consecutive life sentences.
Woah. Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture from a photo shoot and wrote, “Photo shoot time! @JasonofBH jewels and red lips! #2sexy2tweet?” With the likes of Coco around, there’s nothing too sexy to tweet. But we’ll have to hand it to to Kim for upping the smoldering stakes. We’re not being prudes, are we? That is a hell of a lot of skin, right? Ms. Kardashian seems most comfortable taking it off these days. Remember her W Magazine cover? Taking it off voluntarily, we mean. That sex tape business is a whole other ballgame.
The photo shoot’s for Jason Arasheben, FYI. His twitter account says he’s a “Purveyor of Lavish Diamond Luxuries”. And now he’s a purveyor of a half-naked Kim. Hash tag: win.
Tiger Woods is set to give a press conference tomorrow, in which he will apparently apologize for having sex with a small nation’s worth of women (and getting caught). But he made his first public-esque appearance late yesterday, when he went for a run with a bodyguard (we assume) near his home in Orlando, Florida. He looks good, like a guy who really wants to repair his public image after ruining it with his dick.Welcome back!
Rumors are buzzing around that Tiger has timed his reappearance to coincide with the Masters, golf’s premiere tournament that goes down every April (for laypeople like us, it’s the one where they win a greet jacket). He’s already won the Masters 4 times, but hey, nothing says redemption like coming back from a break and kicking a little ass upon your return. Then again, being faithful to one’s wife also works. [Photo: GettyImages]
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