Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt—together at last! OK! Magazine is ecstatic with news of a celebrity baby summit. “BEST FRIENDS!” crows the headline, though the photoshopped cover undermines the implication that the pair have already met over giggles and cupcakes. Based on the preview article, the meeting remains in Katie Holmes‘ head—or the head of their anonymous source.
Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina [Jolie] about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. It’s something she has wanted to do for ages. Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.
Zahara? Who the hell is Zahara? Oh right, that’s Brangelina’s adopted kid. Funny she isn’t on the cover, no? Supposedly the as-yet-unscheduled playdate was dreamed up when the four parents met at a Golden Globes’ after party and the papas bonded over memories of Interview With A Vampire (if only we could give them ours). “Both talked at length about their children, and they agreed to get their little girls together.”
“Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says OK!‘s source, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.” Suri might be jazzed to interact with another child, but we’re guessing Shiloh is playing it cool. Bet she smirks at overenthusiastic dorks just like mommy does.
The contenders for Cutest Kiddie of 2008 range from newborn to toddler, but they’ve all inherited three things: money, fame and stellar genes. A rock star straight from the womb, Kingston Rossdale has become a child style icon, often seen in Converse and flannel; at two-years old, he’s pioneered the preschool grunge trend. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt hit the genetic jackpot, and the little blondie has upheld the world’s expectation to be one of the most beautiful children we’ve seen. While Suri Cruise‘s home life may be bizarre, the stylista toddler is never photographed looking anything but adorable. Valentina Pinault is constantly smiling in the arms of momma Salma Hayek. But honestly, if you were nuzzled against her all day … you’d be giddy too, right?
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Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt just barely left the womb and already they are raking in big bucks for the Brangelina baby farm. Brad and Angelina will reportedly receive $10 to $15 million from People magazine for the first photos of Brangelina Bunch children numbers 5 and 6. The babies make their debut in next week’s issue of People and a photo from the issue will be revealed on People.com on Sunday.
Could there be some sibling rivalry in the Jolie-Pitt house already? Big sister Shiloh‘s first baby photos only fetched a reported $4.1 million from People. Apparently two baby Brangelinas are better (and cost more) than one. Either way, the youngest Jolie-Pitts are quite the moneymakers already. Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh have already brought in about $19.1 million in just over 2 years. We probably won’t see them setting up a lemonade stand anytime soon.