Smash

by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: WE SAY GOODBYE AS TOM DROPS A BOTTLE OF WINE!

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As tears fell down my face, I finished watching the finale and felt a bittersweet SMASH wave come over me. The finale had everything; stylized camera moves, Times Square walk-throughs, name droppings, Tom on the prowl for some man meat, Jimmy tantrums, horrible loaded plot-driving dialogue, we heard Eileen sing (YIKES), and lots of loose ends got tied up. I’ve had a torrid love affair with Smash since the beginning and I’m sad to see it go, so let’s go out with a 5,6,7,8 -SMASH!

Here we go -

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by (@abby_holland)

This week on SMASH: TOM THROWS SOME NUTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!

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Hi SMASHIES! I’m sad that we are counting down the days until SMASH is off the air. I’m planning on having a Smash candlelight vigil with a glass of wine and my roommate’s cat if anyone wants to join me. But until then we will carry on and celebrate until the very end! This week on Smash there were rumors spread, drama unfolded and secrets revealed!!!! Here are this week’s top ten moments you would share with a stranger on a plane! Get your dance belts on. Let’s do it!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: Jerry Gets A Martini In The Face!

 

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Hello everyone! Let’s just get the bad news out of the way first. I was saddened by SMASH this week because they killed off the sweetest character on the show, Kyle. But on the flip side, Julia doesn’t wear any scarves, Ivy goes to see rival show, Hitlist, AND stupid Jimmy is still the same angry, troubled cry baby he always is. Here are this week’s top ten moments from SMASH! This one is for you KYLE!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s do it!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week on SMASH: DIAPER MINEFIELDS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!

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Hey SMASHIES! This week, Hitlist tried to get some producers so they can go to Broadway, Eileen tried to get as much press for Bombshell as possible and, most surprisingly, Kathie Lee Gifford did NOT drink a glass of wine during her cameo! There were a few cliffhangers that shocked me, but until they are solved next week, here are this week’s top ten moments from SMASH! Get your blond wigs and tap shoes on – here we go!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: SOME LADY PLAYS A SAXOPHONE WHILE SITTING DOWN!

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Hey SMASHIES! This week we FINALLY got to see Bombshell make it to opening night! I never thought I would see the day, but it happened! There were some new hook-ups, some old hook-ups and some questionable hook-ups you wouldn’t want to see again. I’m here to let you know about all the essentials on Smash; from the man-kisses to the scarf counts on Debra Messing’s neck. Here we go!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: IVY SHOWS SOME SKIN!!!

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I think SMASH might be on its way up after this week’s episode. There was a lot of drama, old-flame hook ups, and naked nightmares! Did Karen make a mistake by leaving Bombshell? Did you guys do your taxes? Did Tom hook up with “straight” Ellis? I’ll tell you! Here are the top ten moments from SMASH you should write to your convict pen pal about!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: Springtime Boners!

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Spring LOVE was in the air on this week’s SMASH. There were so many potential hook-ups, so many awkward dates and SO MUCH sexual TENSION. Who made out HARD CORE? Where did Karen’s personality go? Is there a reason my chin hair keeps growing back in the same place? Let’s find out! Here are the top ten moments from SMASH your grandpa will know nothing about.

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On SMASH: Vagina In The FACE!

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Hello again Smash junkies! Did anyone ever change Jimmy’s diaper last week? Is Eileen a linebacker? Where do we go when we die? Sometimes we just don’t know all the answers. BUT I can answer some burning questions from this week’s SMASH. Feast your eyes on these ten essentials that the homeless gypsy down the street told you would happen a week ago and you didn’t believe her…

And… 5, 6, 7, 8 – GO!

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by (@abby_holland)

This Week On Smash: Sean Hayes Touches Some Boobies!

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I don’t know if it was the high definition TV I was watching, the wine I was drinking or the cat litter I was smelling, but last night’s SMASH had my emotions going up and down like a roller coaster. At first I thought, “Where are all the cheesy music numbers? This is boring.” Then the drama started, THEN the surprises started and then more confusion!!!! AHHHH. Well, have no fear, I’m here to give you the top ten essentials from SMASH that you won’t want to leave home without!
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