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Snooki Walks Her Purple Dog To A Psychic, Is Going To Be A Fun Mom

We think it’s safe to say that Snooki is most well-known for getting dreezy, commandeering the smush room at will and indulging in a Shore Shower whenever the need and/or opportunity arises. When drinking and (hopefully) the UTIs fade into the background now that the Jersey Shore star is with child, what will be left [...]

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The Situation Confirms He’s Receiving Treatment For Prescription Pill Problem

Despite what Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino implied on Twitter and his blog, it looks like we can believe rumors that the Jersey Shore star is getting treatment for a substance abuse problem. According to a statement the reality star released this afternoon on his official blog, the Sitch has, in fact, “voluntarily taken steps to [...]

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Vinny “Shocked,” Deena Clueless About Snooki’s Pregnancy

Based on how much Deena Cortese cries during your average season of Jersey Shore, how much do you think she cried when she found out about Snooki’s pregnancy from the news rather than from her meatball sister herself? A million tears? That seems like a solid, conservative estimate. “I actually just found out when everybody [...]

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Pregnant Jessica Simpson Bares All On Demi Moore-Style Elle Cover

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Not to be outdone by Snooki or ex-husband Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson posed nude, Demi Moore-style, for the new issue of Elle. (In an alternate cover, she also wears a gorgeous red Narcisso Rodriguez dress, pictured below the jump.) We feel like she’s been pregnant forever (and imagine how she feels!), and are surprised to [...]

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Snooki Is Pregnant, Weird-Looking On Us Cover

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“OMG! I’m pregnant!” reads the headline of Snooki’s Us Weekly cover story. But sorry, magazine people, the only thing that’s surprising here is how weird they’ve made her look. Her normally cute, round face is all sharp angles, and the cups of that dress are too small for her boobs, and she’s holding her belly [...]

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Snooki Gets Clicked While Getting Inked

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Snooki should really know this is not the most attractive look for her. Why on earth would you invite the paparazzi to click a moment that is reserved solely for grimacing and, if your threshold for pain isn’t particularly high, screaming. She was in L.A. this weekend and decided to pop into the Martlet Tattoo [...]

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Is Snooki A Hipster Or A Bodacious Beach Babe?

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Snooki has many different avatars, y’all. And she wants you to see — and love — all of them. To that end, a couple of very interesting photographs have been popping up on her Twitter feed over the last day and a half. The first is what we’d like to call “Hipster Snooki.” She posted [...]

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Snooki And Her Guido Get Into The Christmas Spirit

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Remember those slimline Snooki tweets we posted a while ago? Well, it just gets better and better. For her, we mean. Let’s just call her Nicole “Petite” Polizzi from now on, because girlfriend has obviously been hitting the gym hard. And we’re proud of her. We’re proud of anyone trying to get rid of the [...]

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Presented Without Commentary: Every Day Is Halloween For Snooki

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Snooki, on the left, is promoting her book Confessions of a Guidette at Barnes and Nobles in Las Vegas, yesterday. Snooki, on the right, is judging a costume contest at Pure, later that night. We don’t think she was in costume, though. It’s just another day for Snookums. [Photo: / Splash News Online]