The “Jersey Shore” kids have made it clear that they’re devoted to primping and hitting the town decked out in their finest pleather minis and Aldo heels (gym, tan, laundry, ya know?), so we were kinda surprised when we saw our beloved, the wee Snooki, shuffling out of our building here in Times Square looking like she hadn’t left her bedroom in three days.
So you wanna dress like Snickuhs? Here’s what you’re gonna need:
Stealing the Snook’s look will cost you around $489.49, by our estimation. But the attention you’ll get? Priceless. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Some things about the morning are just beautiful beyond belief: a gorgeous sunrise, birds chirping, or on this particularly special one, Snooki and her poof doing the weather. Although she was “scared,” the Jersey Shore star pushed her cleavage up high and did her best impersonation of Al Roker, when she was a special guest on WPIX news in New York to do the weather.
After the co-hosts praised Snooks for her work on “the MTV” and admired her gravity-defining hairdo, she took a moment to clarify that her famous poof is God-given. “No Bump-It, all natural,” Snooki confirmed.
Love her or hate her, “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki is all over the place! Although her controversial style might make some people sick (i.e. her “Porn Star In Training” trucker hat and her “freakin’ poof”) some of her choices are downright unhealthy. Cosmopolitan wrote an open letter to the reality star in their latest issue, bashing her love of tanning beds and slamming the tanorexic star for advocating a “dangerous” beauty practice. Check out the letter the mag writes to Snooki below.
We’re not afraid to admit it: even though Jersey Shore is the latest show-you-love-to-hate, we kinda like you. Your “Porn Star in Training” trucker hat makes us laugh. Your back walkovers in a thong and mini skirt impress us. And your ability to come up with jewels like, “He shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side, that’s what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it’s all in the same,” give us writer’s envy.
But as great as you are, there’s one thing about you that really bothers us. (And no, it’s not your “freakin’ poof.”) Our issue with you is that you bake your skin. We were willing to overlook the comments about your ideal man being “Italian, dark, muscles, juice-head, guido” since maybe you just meant a naturally dark-skinned guy (who, uh, uses Steroids?) and your ultimate dream being “to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced, hot, tanned guy and live my life” since maybe you were referring to a guy who spray-tans (and, uh, uses Steroids?).
It’s official,”Jersey Shore’s” Snooki - Nicole Polizzi by birth – has saved television with one fell swoop of her wee body on the dance floor. You know, this backbend-y, thong-flashing move:
This orange-skinned adora-dwarf has taken the mundane, washed up world of reality TV and somehow made it interesting again, with just a hair poof, a pickle fetish, and an earnest love of house music to guide her. Of course she couldn’t do it without the help of her Shore housemates, but there’s something about Snook that makes her stand out, even if she only clocks in at 4’9.
In her glorious, Poughkeepsian honor, we’re collecting every Snooki-related tidbit we can find – photos, videos, hairclips – and sharing them with you, dear readers, in this here post. We’ll update it accordingly as she continues to spread her brilliance around the globe, spritzing her genius upon us like a giant can of hairspray.
Heaven awaits you, under the jump!