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That’s Amore! Snooki And Deena Bring Frenching To Italy

Where do we even begin? To say that last night’s makeout sesh between Snooki and Deena on Jersey Shore was a trainwreck is a pretty apt description, especially considering that episode eventually ended with Snooki crashing into an Italian cop car. America’s favorite meatballs (and Italy’s least favorite meatballs) are at it again, but this time, it’s with each other. Literally. Check out our gallery to witness Deena and Nicole go at it at the club, the car, the house, and their room, with the grand finale being their reactions when their roommates clued them in about the events of the night before. As Sammi Sweetheart would say, “Not a good look.”

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Snooki Wears A Neck Brace After Car Accident

Well, it looks like Snooki is out of custody following her collision with a police car in Florence yesterday, though she does look a little worse for wear. The Jersey Shore star was wearing a neck brace while walking around town with Deena earlier today, though it should be noted there are also photos of her without the brace as well in the gallery below. Was she suffering or just showing off? We’re sure to find out once this oh-so-promising third season finally makes it to air.

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March Celebrity Madness: Round 9! Who’s Your Favorite Jersey Shore Star?

The FABLife is playing March Celebrity Madness this month, putting 64 of our favorite stars into brackets and having you vote to decide our ultimate FAB icon. First we’ll be pitting four similar celebs against each other in the divisionals, with the winners pairing (and squaring) off in our Sweet 16 until only one is left standing. It’s just like the NCAA, except…ok, it’s nothing like the NCAA.

It’s Monday morning, so who better to wake up with than the cast of Jersey Shore. The Situation may have bombed at Donald Trump’s Roast, but he still makes our shortlist of the show’s stars, along with J-Woww, Snooki and Pauly D. Which one is your favorite reality TV party-starter? If you’re upset that Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi or anyone didn’t make the poll, let us know in the comments. Just don’t break anything!

Don’t forget, you can still vote for your favorite Gleek, Boneworthy Brit, Man Of Action, Pop Queen, Community Cutie, Social Network Stud, Acting Ingenue and Kardashian. The polls don’t close until Friday, March 25th, so vote early and vote often!

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Dr. Snooklove or: How Snooki Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Jersey Shore

Waaah-hoooo! On the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, America’s favorite pickle addict/diminuitive star of the Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is pretty clearly paying tribute to Slim Pickens’ famed rocket ride from the stone classic 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb. That said, we’re fairly confident that this Stanley Kubrick reference was lost on our gal Snooks.

In a video interview taken during the cover shoot (which we’ve got for you below), she compares the rocket ship she’s straddling to Seabiscuit, but not because of the extreme speed with which both the rocket and the famous equine moved. Nope, “Seabiscuit” is a reference to the size of her housemate Vinny’s, um, “ding dong” (her words, not ours). Glad we got that clarification! As the interview continues, she also discusses what life is really like inside the Jersey Shore house (“It’s just like prison, with cameras”), as well as her aspirations for life after the show (“What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions”), among other bits of Snooki-related marginalia.

Oh, and did we mention she deep throats a pickle, too?

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Snooki’s Poof: Back And Scarier Than Ever!

Ironic: just when Justin Bieber cuts his hair, Snooki goes old school. Though the Jersey Shore star has mostly gone poofless for the last few months, she beast brought it back with a vengeance in New York this morning, sporting a mondo mullet that’s a party in the back and Gary Oldman‘s Dracula wig in the front. Are you feeling her return to tonsorial verticality?

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Snooki Bagged And Booted In DC

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi visited DC yesterday to host a look-a-like competition, and was immediately greeted by fans, who may or may not have have outnumbered the bags she was handed. Good thing no one tried to give her those before the flight—even Jersey Shore stars still have to follow carry-on luggage limits. That said, how was it trying to get those giant boots through the metal detector?

See photos of our heroine in the gallery below.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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