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The 12 Most Outrageous Outfits At The MTV Europe Music Awards

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The hottest stars in music hopped the pond last night for MTV Europe Music Awards. If you thought Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and Rihanna took fashion risks stateside, wait until you see what they did in Madrid! Interpret their eye-catching choices as crazy hot or just plain crazy; either way, they’re worth a closer look. Here are the 12 most mind-boggling get-ups worn across the Atlantic last night.

12. Johnny Rogers: Johnny Knoxville

11. Colonial Chic: Miley Cyrus

10. Fancy Feather Duster: Snooki

9. Wedding Bells: Rihanna

8. One Hot Ticket: Katy Perry

7. Violet Clash: Ke$ha

6. Algae Alert: Katy Perry

5. Apocalyptic Pink: Hayley Williams

4. 80s Prom Gone Wrong: Eva Longoria Parker

3. Train O’ Tissue: Rihanna

2. Walk of Shame: Taylor Momsen

1. Neon Warrior Princess: Ke$ha

Bonus: Lollipop Guild 2010: Snooki and Wee Man

The 2010 MTV EMAs air on MTV this Friday, November 12th at 9PM EST.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

The 15 Skimpiest Halloween Costumes Of 2010

Halloween ain’t just for kids anymore. Celebs stepped out over the weekend in outfits that were equal parts scary and sexy. Kim Kardashian strutted her stuff as a Bavarian looking Red Riding Hood. Did she pick it up at Oktoberfest along with her dirndl? Coco and her Great Pumpkins hit the town as a (plastic surgeon’s?) nurse, and Snooki rocked it as…Queen of the Pickles?

Okay, we’ll be honest: we don’t know what a lot of these outfits are supposed to be. But that’s the magic of Halloween!  We don’t have to! It’s the one night of the year where it’s not slutty, it’s a costume! Tights, lots of skin, and body glitter: it ain’t just for skanks anymore.

Check out the gallery below to see the best Halloween hotness of 2010!

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15. Angel and Annalynne McCord

14. Ciara

13. Brooke Burke

12. Kim Porter

11. Kim Kardashian

10. Tori Spelling

9. Holly Madison

8. Kendra Wilkinson

7. Alyson Michalka

6. Tara Reid

5. Snooki

4. Carmen Electra

3. Chanel Iman

2. Ashanti

1. Coco

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by (@katespencer)

Snooki Is The Only Person Not Dressing As Snooki For Halloween

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Why so sad, Snooki? Is it because you have to wear an actually costume this Halloween, as opposed to the rest of us who will be sporting a poof and giant slippers with a pickle in hand? Snooki shopped for Halloween costumes in New Jersey this weekend (in a dress and heels, naturally) looking like she was just told that the President had banned house music and fist-pumping. Which, by the way, is a great idea. Think about for 2012, B.O.!

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Snooki And JWoww Plan To Dress As Each Other For Halloween

This is pretty hilarious. Snooki and J-Woww apparently are dressing as each other for Halloween. Considering 95% of girls are probably going to be poufing, pouting and bronzing in order to dress as them this year, we think it’s clever that they plan to join in on the fun. (Poor Angelina – no one plans to dress as her though, right?)

Even though we think this is a funny idea, we’re not sure how they plan to do it. Will Snooki wear stilts? Will J-Woww pull a Dorf and walk around on her knees? (Does anyone else remember Dorf?) Or maybe they could hired the Jared Leto girl to make them over and really transform their faces into each other. It would be like Face/Off: New Jersey Edition!

by (@seapeaz)

TheFABlife’s 20 Favorite Snooki Dance Moves

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With Jersey Shore‘s second season coming to a close, we already feel the creep of the cold dark void that will remain once all the messy hook-ups, alcohol-fueled altercations and club shattering dance moves are gone. Luckily, last night’s episode had no shortage of hard core Jersey dance moves, especially from our favorite pint-sized guidette, Snooki.

If you’re anything like us you’ve kept a close eye on Snooks the last two seasons and watched our tan little friend beat up the beat better than the rest. We are envious of her shocking flexibility, total lack of inhibition and undying commitment to the dance floor. Browse through 20 of our favorite Snooki dance moves and tell us which one is your favorite!

1. The Backflip
2. Ride The Pole
3. Work It!
4. Table Time
5. Snooki Splits
6. Boardwalk Bounce
7. Fist Pump
8. X-Rated Backflip
9. Break It Down
10. Vroom!
11. Friends Get Freaky
12. Booty Dance
13. Free Fallin’
14. On Top Of The World
15. Grab The Pole
16. Dance Battle
17. Ride ‘Em!
18. Beat Up The Beat!
19. Snooki Shake
20. Graceful Dancer

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Snooki Is Becoming An Author, We’re Drooling In Anticipation

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There is absolutely no other way to say this other than straight up. Snooki is writing a book. And we’re going to buy a copy as soon as it’s out. We’re going to buy copies for our friends and our family too, to spread the love.

The enchanting fictional tale of finding love is going to be called A Shore Thing, and will be released next year. Basically, it’s Snooki looking for her perfect guido, but don’t tell anybody.  Snooks is super stoked about this slurring saying, “I’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that I’ve been working on for some time. This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s ‘A Shore Thing!” We’re telling you, this guidette is going to take over the world. You can’t ignore her. You might as well love her!

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by (@katespencer)

Snooki Is the Fourth Kardashian Sister

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That long plastic hair, those lush fake eye lashes, the legendary curves…yep, Snooki has just established herself as the long-lost Kardashian sister. Snook, she of the giant house slippers, posted this pic of her and her new BFFs at Khloe‘s one-year wedding anniversary party. (Wait, people have those?!) Don’t they look thick as thieves?

The Jersey Shore-lette also tweeted a snapshot of her and mama-bear Kris Kardashian, writing, “Kris is bangin, just sayennn.” We’re sure Bruce Jenner would agree, Nicole. Now isn’t it time to sit down with your new clan and pitch a hybrid reality show? Keeping Up With The Kardashians As They Slum It On The Jersey Shore? That sounds like a start.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Snooki Hospitalized With Alcohol Poisoning – Or In Medical Terms, “Being Snooki”

We know we laugh at these Jersey Shore fools a lot: Oh,  how they love to drunkenly fight, smush and smush-fight!  But still, we don’t want any of them to die. We gasped in horror and held our handkerchiefs to our mouths today when we found out Snooki had to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season.

We don’t understand how that girl drinks at all, given how teeny she is. In our mind Snickers should be sipping out of a thimble, or an acorn. She should also have a pointed red hat and talk to a fox and live in a hole in the ground. Basically we want Snooki to be a little Jersey David the Gnome. But she has to stay alive to do it!

A source told Radar that Snooki “was so drunk that she had to be carried out of the nightclub ‘Dream’ by the show’s producers.” We imagine someone just picked Snooki up like a sleeping bag and carted her out under their arm. After her visit to the doctor, “Snooki was out of commission for about two days and was left in pain after undergoing the hospital treatment.”

We guess we shouldn’t be that surprised. For all we know, every night at Beachcomber’s went from fist-pumping to stomach-pumping real quick, with The Situation and Pauly D doing a round of salt-water lavages in the hot tub. We just hope Snooki learned her lesson about getting stinking drunk following her arrest. If something bad happens now, Snicks, you’ll never savor another pickle again, or get to be John McCain’s running mate/wife. And that is too tragic for us to think about.

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Barbie, My Little Pony And A Troll Doll Finally Meet At The Toy Convention

Oh, this glorious photo shoot! It is truly a feast for the senses. First of all, let’s discuss the fact that Snooki is proving without a doubt that a pouf can be rocked even after one decides to get bangs. Second – check out everyone’s footwear. Daisy the pony trainer is rocking the Barbie journalist look, complete with hot pink heels, Snooki’s got some badass ankle boots, and this pony has gold frickin’ hooves. All three were guests on The Late Show With David Letterman last night, where Snooki was there to perform a Stupid Pet Trick while Daisy, her dog and pony taught Dave how to fist pump. Wait – strike that, reverse it.

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Top 10 Courthouse Fashion Moments: From Busty To Buttoned-Up

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Paris Hilton knew what she was doing when she showed up to her hearing today boobs ablazin’. Thanks to her clingy satin shirt (and undoubtedly her celeb status), she essentially clodhopper’d away unscathed from a hefty coke possession charge.

Hilton isn’t the first starlet to strategically dress for their day in court. While some celebs choose to class it up like Nicole Richie and Snooki (shocker, we know), others flaunt the bits that made them famous. Rocking some cleav and sporting a high hem may pay off in some cases, but many judges are less-than-impressed with a sloppy court ensemble. We’re guessing Lindsay Lohan will opt for a bra the next go-around.

Take a look at our Top 10 Courthouse Fashion Moments, from scanty to chic.

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