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Who Will Be The Next Snooki?

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Fans of Snooki, J-Woww and The Situation, brace yourselves for some sad news – after Jersey Shore‘s second season comes to an end, the show’s casting director plans to bring in a whole new cast and give our beloved guidos and guidettes the old heave-ho. In an interview with BlackBook, Doron Ofir, who casts the reality show (as well as being responsible for casting A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila and Paris Hilton’s My New BFF) admitted that he is currently looking for a whole new cast to bring on board for the show’s third season.

We have no doubt he will find some proud New Jerseyites who want to get drunk on film, but the stories about the casting process for the original gang make you wonder why they want to. Josh Allouche, Ofir’s assistant says that when Snooki came to her casting session there were “streaks of bronze on her application, literally bronze fingerprints all over it. She had just come from a tanning salon.” You can’t recreate that kind of magic! He also says that when J-Woww auditioned she told him that as “a guidette from Strong Island, I have diplomatic status. I can get away with murder.” We can only hope the next generation can bewitch us the way these guys have.

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Snooki Celebrates Cinco De Mayo, Snags New Apartment Decor

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It should come as no surprise that the Jersey Shore gang hopped at the opportunity to honor Cinco de Mayo via margaritas and Coronas. J-Woww rolled up to the Miami Beach bar in an oversized sombrero (and Gaga-inspired sunglasses), but it was a matter of minutes before Snooki plopped it over her trucker hat and danced with The Situation. Always the life of the fiesta, the Snookster then made off with a Corona bottle that rivaled her in size, all the while hanging onto her cigarette. How do you say “classy” in Spanish? [Photos: Splash News]

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Snooki Involved In Another Smackdown

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Snooki, not content to just be the victim of a bar fight as she was in season one of Jersey Shore, or have a drink thrown in her face at a club, has allegedly been in a fight where she threw a few punches at another girl while yelling that her victim was a whore. Just another day in the life of Snooki, right?

Radar reports that while hanging out at the VIP section of a Miami hotspot, an unwelcome guest tried to party with Snooki and her co-star J-Woww. Says an onlooker “This blonde girl kept trying to get in and Snooki got really mad. That’s when the fight broke out and Jenni jumped in and took the girl down.” A witness also said “Snooki just started swinging at the girl and then grabbed her neck. Snooki just kept calling her a whore.” Is it bad that we can’t help but imagine if this girl was sober, she could just outstretch her arm, clamp it on Snooki’s head and Snook would just be wildly throwing punches at the air, unable to reach her target?

May we suggest that maybe it’s time these girls returned home from their extended vacation in Miami? They were less violent when they were partying on their home turf.

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The Situation And DJ Pauly D Get Some In Miami

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We heard back in April that the cast of Jersey Shore would only be in Miami for “a short time,” but now it’s May and the boys are still down south chasing tail. Last weekend certainly provided plenty of opportunities, with The Situation fishing for females in the surf (dude didn’t wax his crotch for nothing) and DJ Pauly D using Snooki for a bench-press (you just earned yourself another “Famous Bulldog,” Snooks). See all this sexiness and more—Angelina does a beer bong, yo!—in the gallery below.

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Snooki Gets A Drink Thrown In Her Face

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Look at the bright side… at least it wasn’t a punch, right?  The newly single Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was doing shots with Jenni “JWOWW” Farley at Ocean’s 10 bar in Miami when a man approached her. One thing led to another and it ended with Snooki getting a drink thrown in her face.

Said a witness: “She was in a good mood, but this particular guy was obviously interested and she wasn’t. She told him, ‘Don’t f— with me’ so he snatched her drink and walked off. I guess he provoked her by wanting an apology and she flipped out.” She threw food from her table at the guy, and then slapped him and tossed a plastic cup at him.

The guy then threw a drink all over Snooki. JWOWW ran over screaming “What the f—happened?” as security threw him out. But all’s well that ends well. After re-doing her hair pouf, the party was back on! Watch a video of the action at Radar Online. [Photo: Getty Images]

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The Greatest Picture Of All Time: Snooki Enjoys An Afternoon Drink

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Snooki, busy filming the next season of Jersey Shore in Miami’s South Beach, took the time to enjoy drinks and a cigarette with J-Woww at local hotspot Ocean’s Ten. “The Famous Bulldog,” Snooki’s libation of choice, is a “frozen margarita with two Coronas upside down,” says the bar/restaurant’s menu. “Just delicious and impressive.” [Photo: Splash News Online]

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J-Woww And The Jersey Shore Girls Hit The Beach

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The cast of Jersey Shore may not be staying in Miami for long, but they’re certainly going to soak up as much sun as they can. J-Woww, Angelina and Snooki all skipped around in the surf and sand wearing the standard skimpy outfits yesterday, with The Situation ironically showing the least skin. Can’t wait to find out what they were talking about, can you? See more bikini photos of these bawdy babes in the gallery below.

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Spencer Pratt Mocks Kate Hudson’s Alleged Boob Job

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Spencer Pratt may have expressed some concerns about Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery when the latest model of his Stepford Wife was revealed last January (“I’m her husband—not her owner…I may not be okay with things, but it’s not my call”), but the same supportive nature that forced him to repress such qualms has now made him a silicone enthusiast. How else can we explain his mockery of Kate Hudson‘s alleged boob job on Twitter? “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! – Kate H – get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
Spencer has been on attack mode ever since Audrina Patridge dared to discuss Heidi’s health with George Lopez, joining the choir on Ke$ha’s SNL performance (“looks like a dragon on E threw up on a super hero outfit”) and slamming everyone from Snooki (“I’m coming for you…shark fin in the water…watch out…”) to Lauren Conrad (“Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What’s it called ‘for sale’ or ‘discount rack’?”) to Al Qaeda (“Getting it done. Can’t hide from us…”). “Feeling this free speech today,” he exclaimed. “Can’t shut me down. U feel me?”

Check out the gallery of Kate before and after her alleged operation (one Us Weekly rumor and we can’t stop staring!). R U feeling Spencer on this or R U wishing he’d tweet in hell?

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Jersey Shore Kids Already Trying Too Hard

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Well, here we are again. The Jersey Shore cast arrived in Miami yesterday, and already they appear to be trying wayyyyyyy to hard to recreate the magic of last summer. The cross necklaces are shinier, the heels higher, the animal print luggage animal-y-er… are we the only people who think Season 2 is gonna jump the shark the second The Situation speaks?

Look, within two seconds of landing in South Beach, Ronnie had his shirt off to remind us that his chest is still almost as big as his neck. Snookie – who needs no props to highlight her general insanity – showed up wearing a giant sombrero (this season’s duck phone, perhaps?). And worst of all that terrible dumdum Angelina is back, determined to capitalize on the good thing she gave up last summer. Stop trying to force the Jersey, guys, and just let it flow naturally through your radioactive skin.

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