-By Christopher Rosa
The 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks off June 12, and for one month Americans pretend to care about soccer (C’mon, you were all thinking it). One thing none of us have to fake, however, is our love for hot soccer players running on the field and doing things like “bicycle kicks” and “punting.” What is this foreign language? In celebration of this glorious event, we here at VH1 decided to start our own little version of the FIFA World Cup. But instead of focusing on trivial things like goals and penalties, we’re getting down to the essentials, starting with hot bodies–duh.