Oh lord, you guys, are we getting this soft in our old age? Are we crazy to think that The Smurfs trailer actually makes the movie look…sort of cute? We know! It doesn’t add up: Katy Perry‘s vocal talents, Blue Man jokes and the use of Tone-Loc‘s “Wild Thing” in the trailer for a children’s movie should be enough to make us smurf our pants with disgust. That being said, look at their little mushroom village! Look at Sofia Vergara! Look at Neil Patrick Harris with a suit jacket filled with squirming blue creatures! We feel like we’ve been taking wizard-prescribed crazy pills, because we cannot deny how charm. Either that, or we were just so horrified by all the Chipmunks films that any other CGI-version of our beloved childhood cartoons looks better in comparison. Just the fact we didn’t see a Beyonce song makes us want to give them a Best Picture Oscar! There…there’s probably a Beyonce musical number, isn’t there?
For the split second after we heard Sofia Vergara’s Three Stooges casting news, we secretly hoped she’d be playing Moe. In your face, gender expectations! While that miracle of movie making has not come to pass, The Hollywood Reporter claims Vergara is in talks to join the Stooges as a “devious woman who pretends to be the wife of a dying man and tells the Stooges she’ll pay them a handsome sum if they kill the man in his sleep.” Sounds like just the kind of woman who could frantically run in a circle on the ground shouting “Woo woo woo!” but still look fierce doing it.
If she signs on, Vergara would be joining Sean Hayes as Larry and Will Sasso as Curly; the film is still searching for their third stooge,Ã‚Â though Hank Azaria as Moe has been a front-runner for awhile. As sultry as her character Gloria tends to be on Modern Family, Vergara has always been delightfully goofy, with an excellent sense of comedic timing. Stooges is shaping up so well in fact, we might actually consider seeing it in theaters. If nothing else is out. And we got paid that day. And they switch Vergara to play Moe, because that is what the people want! WHO’S WITH US?
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How gorgeous did everyone look at the massive Vanity Fair Oscar party at the Sunset Tower in West Hollywood! We had already seen the likes of winners Natalie Portman and Colin Firth at the show, but plenty of other celebrities, who we hadn’t necessarily focussed on, came out to play. And one couple who got adorably frisky together were Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, who held hands and were quite cozy through out. Can we also say Selena rocked it in a gorgeous red Dolce & Gabbana gown? Sure it’s grown up, but Ms Gomez pulled it off admirably especially with the Biebs accessorizing her arm! She also was cutesy with pal Taylor Swift who sparkled (as usual) in a strapless gold beaded Zuhair Murad mini dress.
Gwyneth Paltrow also changed out of her Oscar gown into the Michael Kors number she wore to perform onstage, and posed with buddy Cameron Diaz. The latter’s legs went on for miles in a flirty short-short Carolina Herrera. Other couples included Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel who wore sexy Versace, and Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin who looked great in a red Monique Lhuillier dress. For a fun gallery of stars at arguably, the most important post-Oscar bash, check out our gallery below. [Photos: Getty Images]
We normally hate going to the gym, but Sofia Vergara’s Bally’s commercial makes us want to get back on the treadmill…in the late ’90s. The Modern Family star, then working as a model, vamps in the 1998 ad, wearing a rainbow of late nineties bikinis, Spandex, and exaggerated “I love the burn” sex pouts. Vergara dyed her blond hair brown later in her career after casting directors couldn’t reconcile her Colombian accent with her golden locks, but she’s making us want to send a message through time telling her to put down the box of L’Oreal and run like the wind.
Eleven years later, Vergara is spokesperson for the new Diet Pepsi skinny cans, and the woman looks even hotter and fitter now, if that’s even possible. Some have criticized the campaign for Photoshopping Sofia’s profile for the ad campaign to make her arms and chest more svelte, though why you would hire a goddess only to whittle her down to a coat rack is beyond our comprehension. If we could travel through the space-time continuum and slap that graphic designer’s hands off his or her keyboard, we would, or at least show them this commercial. One of the two.
If the clothes will make us look anything like her, then sign us up! Sofia Vergara has joined forces with Kmart to design a clothing, footwear and a jewelry line for them. The Colombian Modern Family bombshell revealed, “We’re trying to fill a hole in the store. They wanted to appeal to a younger woman with something a little spicy. The times are changing.” Ok, we’ll buy it. Kmart and Vergara don’t exactly go hand in hand in our heads, but hey, you heard the lady…times are changing.
The good news is that she’s keeping curves in mind. Considering her own body type, the collection will follow suit, as she explained, “You have to realize that it’s me wearing it it. You’ve just seen it on me. All the piece are very wearable. And we have them in all sizes.” Hallelujah! One only has to take a look at Vergara’s top 20 hottest outfits (photos) to realize girlfriend knows what she’s talking about.
The collection will hits stores in the fall. We hope we get a preview beforehand, because we kinda love Vergara and hope she doesn’t sell out. We’re expecting hot, but affordable, clothes and killer shoes. Don’t let us down!
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Sofia Vergara has come along way since a modeling scout spotted the one-time dentistry student walking on the beach in Colombia, moving from runways to Univision hosting gigs to a Latin American Desperate Housewives adaptation to her Golden Globe-nominated role as Gloria Delgado-Prichett on Modern Family. We picked 20 of our favorite looks from over a decade of Sofia’s fabulousness—check them out in the gallery below.
20. Gold Sling
19. All Wrapped Up
17. Fiery Fierce
15. Teacher’s Pet
14. Skin-Tight Tweed
12. Red Ruffles
11. Total Knockout
5. Pink Leggy
3. Royally Blue
2. Burst Of Sun
The CoverGirl 50th Anniversary Celebration yesterday in West Hollywood drew its fair share of stars. Drew Barrymore, who we adore, turned up in a bright orange Jil Sander that just missed the mark. We love the color, but we don’t get the weird elastic band around her knees? Also…what’s up with the two-tone hair, Drew? Otherwise, love you, as usual.
The brand’s latest CoverGirl, Taylor Swift also made an appearance, posing for photos with Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi. Tay looked lovely in a strapless, sequined black dress, but the usual sparkle was missing in her smile, probably due to her split with Jake Gyllenhaal. Other celebrities included Sofia Vergara and Queen Latifah (wearing sunglasses and sneakers), plus starlets like Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Amber Riley, Jessica Lowndes and Sophia Bush. Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett and hubby Hank Baskett were hanging out too, with plenty of other ladies! Check them all out in the gallery below and tell us who was dressed best (and worst)?
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