Katy Perry, we don’t know how to tell you this…we can see your underwear right through your dress. Right through. Actually, we’re not even sure if you can rightly call that a dress, either. A nightie? A curtain from your nana’s sunroom? Yards and yards of cheese cloth? Ugh, this is so awkward: your dress is a mint green cheese cloth curtain through which we can see your underpants. There, we said it!
Honestly, Katy Perry, we thought you were looking scandalous on your newInterview cover, but this takes the cake. Everyone was in a tizzy this week after you were spotted out and about with a hot new dude, but then he turned out to be just your stylist Johnny Wujek. You guys…didn’t have a fight or something, did you? Some sort of disagreement where he wouldn’t have told you that your dress is transparent? And that you’re wearing a vest in public? Thank goodness you were wise enough to buy unmentionables that match your outfit! And thank goodness you’re visiting Paris Fashion this week, so you’ll blend right in! That has to be a relief. Not a relief from the freezing cold wind that is probably whipping through Paris right now, but a relief nonetheless!
Shy’m, we just wanted to sit down and briefly discuss your NRJ Awards dress, okay? Actually, could you not stand directly facing us? Great. We’ll admit, the bottom of the dress you wore on Saturday in Cannes was the start of a flawless Grecian goddess gown. You’re gorgeous, you’re French, you sing R&B: it’s hard for you not to knock a red carpet look out of the park. But the top…?
We’ll just say it: the top of your frock looks like a spun sugar corset embedded with fiberglass. Or Yeti hair. Why did you hire a Yeti to make your spun sugar corset, Shy’m? And why did he spend so much time on the abs section? We also wanted to touch on how your name sounds like you borrowed it from a minor Kristen Wiig character in an SNL sketch (possibly Deep House Dish?) but we just do not have the time. Here, borrow our jacket. Your top is also…sort of see-through. You knew that? Oh, Shy’m. Shy’m. No.
David Beckham certainly had his priorities straight when he signed his new two-year contract with the L.A. Galaxy. Yes, there’s the adoration of his fans and chance to excel at his sport. More important, however, is all the money Beckham’s making to pay for daughter Harper Seven’s teeny tiny couture baby clothes. “Her wardrobe is ridiculous,” the soccer star laughed during his recent Google Plus interview. “I’m glad I got a two-year contract.” We’re sure Harper will be too, just as soon as she stops trying to eat her own fat little hands.
Sure, most kids wouldn’t notice if their clothes were made out of old dish towels sewn together, but let’s be fair, those Chloe tights and other designer duds aren’t really for Harper. They’re for mom Victoria Beckham. Gloats David about his 6-month-old’s fashion sense, “Everything about her is very feminine, you know — the way she moves, the way she eats, the way she smiles, the way she looks.” True, though she also kind of looks like a little old man. Though what a fabulous old man at that! Check out some of the Beckham children’s expensive threads below, before they get covered in mashed carrots and wet Cheerios.
January Jones treated her lower torso to some billowing electric blue pajama pants last night while visiting Fogo de Chao in West Hollywood for her 33rd birthday. Maybe it’s just us, but the Mad Men star’s outfit looks like it’s business on top, Hammer Time on bottom. While January’s cardigan says, “I’m a go-getter with a knack for office management,” her pants scream, “I should be dancing through a puddle behind Heavy D in the “Now That We Found Love” video.” Are we just being jealous of how comfortable January’s legs must be in all that fabric, or are those things truly as eye-searing as we think they are?
Lady Gaga has entered her third year at the top of the pop world, and she is showing no signs of dragging when it comes to her fab style. 2011 not only brought us a new album from Mama Monster, but 365 (at least!) deliciously insane outfits that constantly make us put our paws up in reverent salute! This year her gowns got bigger, her stage outfits got wilder, her day wear got more revealing…and of course there’s Jo Calderone. Where can she go from here!? Next year if she really wants to freak us out, she should bust out some Old Navy. Join us in the gallery below as we count down Lady Gaga 50 (yes, 50!) craziest looks of 2011. Enjoy!
We normally hate it when gorgeous actresses joke about being less than stunningly beautiful, but we like Emily Blunt so much, we’d settle for shaking her incredibly toned shoulders while screaming, “Snap out of it!” “God, I’m so un-French in that trailer,” Blunt moaned to Britain’s The Telegraph about her YSL Opium ad, saying “I don’t know. I’ve no idea” why the fashion house hired her and declaring, “They made a mistake, a terrible mistake.” What what wha? We know your last role was in The Muppet Movie, but pull yourself together, woman!
As for the commercial itself, let’s be honest: Emily’s cleavage alone makes the entire country of France seem obsolete. They probably didn’t even use a trained cheetah; it just saw Blunt’s amazing hair and was stunned into domestication! Don’t take our word for it; check out Emily’s Opium ad to see what kind of horrifying “mistake” has been made.
It’s been four months and we’re still aching over the tragic death of Amy Winehouse. But today the pain of her loss is lessened slightly with the release of two new products that celebrate what made her a legend: her music and her style. The posthumous collection Lioness: Hidden Treasureshit shelves and speakers today, and the final designs from her fashion collaboration with Fred Perry were officially released. The 14 styles were unveiled today on the clothing company’s website as part of the Spring 2012 collection. The selections included shirts, skirts and handbags, all heavily soaked in her trademark retro vibe.
“Referencing Amy’s love of ’50s Americana and art deco Miami, the collection features an exclusive print scattered with Cadillacs, jukeboxes and cats-eye sunglasses in a palette of pink mist, pale blue and black,” the site explains. They definitely borrowed liberally from the singer’s everyday dress. In fact, we’ve seen her out and about in most of these looks for years! And most important, they’re still as hot as ever. Back to Black is the new black, you guys! Check out the gallery below to see how the collection compares with the star herself.
We can’t believe it. We just can’t believe it. Britney Spears, the perpetual teen sensation, the girl burned into our brains as that sassy school girl who lit up TRL back in the day, the one who belted “Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman” is now very much a woman! That’s right, our beloved Britney turns the big 3-0 today. And she has packed enough into those three decades to last most people a lifetime. The iconic videos, the Mousketeers, the VMAs, the movies and of course the head-shaving; Britney has done it all, and in the process came to define pop culture for a generation. But let’s not forget all of the fabulous outfits she wore along the way! Sure she’s worn a few duds every now and again. But doesn’t everybody? So to celebrity Brit’s 30th birthday, we’ve compiled her 30 hottest, steamiest, sexiest looks of all time! Enjoy!
Britney Spears is turning the big 3-0 tomorrow, and in honor of her birth we decided to look back on her most insane, over-the-top and confounding fashion choices.Â The woman has never been boring, and we think that is an achievement worth celebrating. Even if it does sometimes get … out of hand. On a related note, we apologize ahead of time for any retinal scarring these photos might produce.
Based on the Britney Spears photos we turned up, we’re going to go ahead and say the years 1999 to 2004 were basically a wash, fashion-wise. Combine trends like metallics, fedoras, one-sleeved numbers, over-tanning and the lightest, softest denim known to man, and you get … well, we’ll let Britney show you.
Maybe we’re flattering ourselves here (OK, we definitely are), but part of us would like to think that Lady Gaga‘s most recent hat selection, made while visiting the ITV Studios in London today, was a direct response to us pointing out Lady Gaga’s most normal fashion choices. Maybe she just needed the wake-up call. The only question is, whom did she call to get an emergency hot-pink sperm-shaped fascinator made overnight? Especially one that tall?