Super Bowl XLIII

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Hef’s Twins Do Super Bowl

Hef’s twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon slapped some body paint on their boobs and threw a star studded bash at the Playboy Mansion for Super Bowl Sunday. Reality stars like Bret Michaels, Ambre and Heather from Rock of Love stopped by, as did a bevy of playmates, ex-girlfriends and even porn stars. Check out our gallery of Game Day at the Playboy Mansion. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lingerie Bowl Hotties Are Here For 2009

The Super Bowl may be over, but the party’s not. There is plenty of football fun to look forward to in 2009, but these players are hot, female, and – they play in their panties. The Lingerie Bowl kicks off later this year and features hotties on ten different teams throughout the country who will play in major arenas on Friday nights. Once your hangover wears off or you’ve wiped your tears away, get ready for the Lingerie Bowl ladies – coming to an arena near you. [Photo: Lingerie Bowl]

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Flashback Lunch: Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Butt

One of the most impressive things about Bruce Springsteen‘s Super Bowl Half Time show was that he pulled it off without hypnotizing the audience with his butt. It might be hard for young people to understand, but there was a time when Bruce Springsteen’s greatest weapon was not his conviction or his energy—it was his butt. Born In The USA has sold three times as many copies as any other Springsteen album, and you want to know why? It’s because he put his butt on the cover instead of his face. Anyone at his label who thought it was absurd tp put the Boss’s butt in front of the American flag clearly hadn’t seen Bruce Springsteen’s butt. That butt made you proud to be an American.

[Photo: Getty]

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Kim Kardashian Skipped Super Bowl To Do Squats

Even a celebrity-studded Super Bowl party can’t keep Kim Kardashian from working it out. What, you thought she kept that big badonkadonk tight and up high by sitting around drinking beer and watching football? Think again: Although she hit Tampa for some pre-game parties, Kim skipped the big game to head back to Los Angeles and film her new workout video.

Kim spent Super Bowl Sunday filming one of her three new fitness DVDs. On her blog, she said she felt “awful that this whole crew has to work on Super Bowl Sunday,” but to take away some of the pain, Kim set up a TV so her crew could catch some of the game in between filming her do leg lifts and jumping jacks.

Finally, Kim advocated the benefits of getting your heart pumping and your tush moving. “Working out is a way of life and I encourage everyone to do it and feel good about themselves,” she said. [Source: KimKardashian.com; Photo: Getty Images]

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Porn Interrupts Super Bowl Broadcast In Tucson

Comcast subscribers in Tucson, Arizona saw more unncessary roughness than most during the Super Bowl last night. After the Arizona Cardinals scored an almost game-changing touchdown—with three minutes left in the game—viewers were rewarded with 10-30 seconds of the hardcore Club Jenna channel, free of charge. Surprisingly, families didn’t enjoy watching a woman fish a man’s penis out of his pants, let alone the ballsack boogie that followed.

“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said one viewer. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.” About 80,000 homes were potentially blessed by the ballsack boogie, though HD viewers did not suffer (or enjoy, depending on your perspective) any interruption. Comcast has apologized and promised to figure out just what the hell happened (we’d guess “drunk Steelers fan in the tech department”).

You can check out just what Tucson residents saw on TMZ, with the naughty bits thankfully blocked out.

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Bruce Springsteen: Almost 60 And Still Humping Things On Stage

To state the obvious, Bruce Springsteen must work out. The 59-year-old and his equally aged E Street Band blew more than a couple minds last night with their dexterous Super Bowl Half Time show. Dude humped the mic stand, humped his guitar—he even slid across the stage and humped a camera!

Bruce is lucky he didn’t sing in falsetto for the rest of the set. Check out more shots from the show in the gallery.

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The 5 Lamest Super Bowl XLIII Ads

In a sea of Super Bowl commercial hits, there are always misses that make us cringe from the couch as we lick the chicken wing sauce off our fingers. Here are Scandalist’s picks for the stupidest, snooziest and just plain lame commercials from Super Bowl XLIII.

  • 1. Teleflora’s Talking Flowers – When the talking flowers in the commercial make us feel bad while watching, you know the ad is no good.
  • 2. Really Vizio? You wasted all that money to bore us to death with stimulus package jokes? FAIL.

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The Super Bowl’s Most Scandalous Commercials

The commercials are arguably always the best part of the Super Bowl, though Bruce Springsteen did just give ‘em a run for their money. You’ll find Scandalist’s most salacious and sexy favorites below – we’ve got everything from lusting horses, killer Cheetos and of course, Danica Patrick showering for GoDaddy (watch above). You may forget who won the game, but you never forget the commercials!

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Bromance Blossoms In The Florida Heat

We always imagined that Brody Jenner would be like, a lip-locking genius. Maybe it was those luxurious eyelashes, or the fact that he seemed to please the always-complaining Lauren Conrad that convinced us he was a pro. But Brody and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, started sucking face on the red carpet for Maxim’s Super Bowl party, and things got awkward fast. Unsure of where to put his hands, Brody settled on the top of Jayde’s head, which looks more like a wrestling move and less like something we’d wanna do in bed.

Check out the pics below – do they turn you on or just creep you out?

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Despite Canceled Parties, Stars Rage Hard In Tampa

Playboy, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret may have all canceled their Super Bowl celebrations as the country’s economic woes worsen, but that didn’t stop the stars from gettin’ down! Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian all had some free time on their hands, and they showed off their dancing skills at the various events that rocked Tampa this weekend.

Kim, Reggie Bush, and Michael Strahan partied away at the Moves Magazine bash; Lindsay and Sam joined Benji Madden, Lil John and Alyssa Milano at the ESPN Magazine shindig, where Wyclef Jean grinded with a hot chick; and Brittany Snow and Stacey Kiebler showed of their D List worthy moves at Maxim’s party.

We’ve got all this weekend’s partying celebs caught on camera below.

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