Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt—together at last! OK! Magazine is ecstatic with news of a celebrity baby summit. “BEST FRIENDS!” crows the headline, though the photoshopped cover undermines the implication that the pair have already met over giggles and cupcakes. Based on the preview article, the meeting remains in Katie Holmes‘ head—or the head of their anonymous source.
Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina [Jolie] about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. It’s something she has wanted to do for ages. Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.
Zahara? Who the hell is Zahara? Oh right, that’s Brangelina’s adopted kid. Funny she isn’t on the cover, no? Supposedly the as-yet-unscheduled playdate was dreamed up when the four parents met at a Golden Globes’ after party and the papas bonded over memories of Interview With A Vampire (if only we could give them ours). “Both talked at length about their children, and they agreed to get their little girls together.”
“Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says OK!‘s source, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.” Suri might be jazzed to interact with another child, but we’re guessing Shiloh is playing it cool. Bet she smirks at overenthusiastic dorks just like mommy does.
We’re obsessed with this (probably false) story about the Cruises planning the ultimate American family vacation. Apparently the stylish gang of Scientologists are heading out on a cross-country camping trip, in an attempt to “do things as a normal family.”
Sadly, nothing about their outdoor adventure will be normal. Though Katie has claimed that they “love going camping,” she goes on to gush about the gourmet meals Tommy makes while huddled around the campfire. “Once when we were camping Tom made his pasta carbonara for me. He knows exactly how to do it. A pinch of this, a pinch of that. He has a recipe, but he also kind of improvises by himself. You have to do the egg at a certain time.”
Even worse, the Cruises will have their Scientology goons surrounding them the whole time, so no one can infiltrate their inner circle. “They’ll be accompanied by a friend from the church of Scientology, as Tom never likes to be too far away from his religion,” said a source. “They will also have security camped down the road to keep any unwelcome people at bay.”
Yup, there’s nothing like getting in touch with the great outdoors while never escaping the confines of your crazy life! [Photo: GettyImages]
Suri Cruise is finally old enough to realize that she’s spent the last three years being flaunted like an expensive Hermes Birkin bag, and she ain’t down with that sh*t anymore. The super spawn showed off her best “Bitch, please” face while being lugged around Rio de Janeiro by robot her mom Katie Holmes. If she keeps contorting her forehead like that, she’ll need botox by the time she hits puberty.
We know Katie probably thinks she’s doing a good thing by avoiding nannies and trying to care for Suri on her own, but the kid would do better painting and playing with the hired help than shopping for new Louboutins with mommy. We’re just sayin’.
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Suri’s mama insists despite tabloid accusations that since marrying Tom Cruise she has become, “this wallflower, this woman who doesn’t have any control over her life,” she has actually, “made choices in my life that are very strong.”
Katie Holmes, who calls the wallflower description a “misconception” and “wrong,” claims she really doesn’t pay attention to that “noise” anyway. “I’m a mom and an actress with a play to do every night,” Katie tells New York Times Magazine. “I have too much to do.”
No interview with Katie would be complete without her superstar husband chiming in. Tom reveals that Katie almost asked him to marry her before he got the chance! “At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I cut her off and changed the subject. I wanted to ask her.” Strong move. [Source: People.com; Photo: Getty Images]
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The contenders for Cutest Kiddie of 2008 range from newborn to toddler, but they’ve all inherited three things: money, fame and stellar genes. A rock star straight from the womb, Kingston Rossdale has become a child style icon, often seen in Converse and flannel; at two-years old, he’s pioneered the preschool grunge trend. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt hit the genetic jackpot, and the little blondie has upheld the world’s expectation to be one of the most beautiful children we’ve seen. While Suri Cruise‘s home life may be bizarre, the stylista toddler is never photographed looking anything but adorable. Valentina Pinault is constantly smiling in the arms of momma Salma Hayek. But honestly, if you were nuzzled against her all day … you’d be giddy too, right?
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Katie Holmes: “Suri, it’s time I told you a few things. First of all, you’re dad is Tom Cruise. Now about Xenu…” [Photo: Splash News Online]
Here’s a look back at celeb sightings of the past week. See Gwyneth strolling, TomKat grinning, Keira working, Paris parading, and Lourdes…in hot pants? Oh, and we threw in a Suri pic for good measure.
We’ve been a little hard on Katie Holmes these days, what with the rolled husband jeans and and all. But these pics of her and Suri spending a Sunday in Manhattan together are too cute for words. We take back everything bad we’ve ever said (for a few minutes)! [Photos: WireImage]