That wasn’t meant to be a cryptic headline, funnily enough. TMZ has given us some deets about how Charlie Sheen‘s Two and a Half Men character, Charlie Harper finally dies on the show. Making way for Ashton Kutcher, of course. Let’s just put it this way — Chuck Lorre took out all his frustration-hatred-angst out in the death scene!
Sources told the site about what went down on the show, which taped on Friday night. According to them, Charlie married Rose (his crazy stalker) who found him doing the nasty with another woman in the shower in Paris. The next thing you know is that Rose is detailing Charlie’s end at the funeral — but was she responsible for it ,folks? — which was straight-up grisly. She recounts how she and Charlie were at a Parisian subway when he ended up slipping onto the tracks. The train went straight at him and rammed him apart in a “meat explosion”. So basically, Chuck Lorre made mincemeat of Charlie in the end, one way or another.
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So far, we’ve always seen Dianna Agron as this classically beautiful, vintage, girly starlet. And them bam! She turns 25 and we start seeing a whole new side of her. Not like a Britney-Lindsay side, thank God, but a sexier, more bad-ass look. It’s all very, to borrow a phrase — va-va-voom! Girl’s working it too, as we saw in that feral, vixenish spread in Flaunt magazine.
Dianna’s far too pretty to ever look cheap so she can really do what she wants. Check out these two looks she wore over the last two days The picture on the right is when Dianna visited Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in New York City. The picture on the left was taken earlier at The Late Show with David Letterman. We love the ’70′s sexy, tanned with slicked back hair and smoky eyes vibe she’s giving in the first photo. The second is her in a high-fashion Stella McCartney little black dress and dramatic waves. Both very glam and sophisticated. We love the new Dianna! Do you?
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Get ready, because Two And A Half Men is about to get even less funny. The sitcom’s long awaited return to the airwaves in September will feature a funeral for Charlie Sheen’s character. Considering the acrimonious split between Sheen and the production, we bet that the scenes will probably serve as a giant middle finger pointed defiantly at the one with tiger blood coursing through his veins. Revenge is best served cold as a corpse, and at prime time.
We’re also getting an insight as to how Ashton Kutcher arrives at Casa Del Charlie. After the funeral, Jon Cryer puts the Malibu mansion up for sale, and various celebrity guest stars show up for a viewing. Ashton is apparently the lucky buyer, ushering in a whole new era of hijinks. We have no idea why Ashton agrees to take the place with one and a half men still living inside (to act as servants?), but this show could go on forever with this technique. Or at least until Cryer and half-man Angus T. Jones put a stop to it. Come on guys, you’re our only hope.
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Oh, that hindsight! It sure is 20/20, as former Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are finding out. After all the drama, posed paparazzi pics, fake appendages and Hermes bags, the batty blonds are now broke, unemployed and living with Spencer’s parents in Santa Barbara. They are also surprisingly candid and frank about the mess their antics have landed them in, antics that at one time made them some of the most famous — and loathed — people in America.
In an interview with The Daily Beast, Speidi (ugh, remember how we all bought into that?) spoke words of caution for Snooki and the Snookis of tomorrow. Says Pratt, “What we learned is: You can be too famous.” Other fascinating revelations from the pair:
- Their divorce was completely fake (duh.) “We’ve never even been apart,” says Heidi.
- They blew all their money on keeping up appearances. Heidi’s music, uh, career, cost them $2 million when all was said and done. “Everything we were doing, we were buying props,” says Spencer. “I bought a big blue monster truck just to drive it on The Hills for an episode. Never drove it again.”
- Heidi admits she foolishly thought she could build the same personal brand as Kim Kardashian. She says, “I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.”
- They claim they were mistreated by The Hills production team. Heidi: “I would film with Spencer and then I would film with Audrina. She would get treated like Meryl Streep and we would get treated like the trash.”
- Heidi regrets all her plastic surgery (Gurl, you were so pretty before!) and has completely cut herself off from her family.
- When you don’t have to listening to his gravely dude-brah voice, Spencer comes across as particularly astute. For example, this quote: “This isn’t a business. That was the big thing I didn’t get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, ‘Oh, you can have a career in reality’—that is a lie.”
Heidi is currently on VH1′s Famous Foods (apparently she is still attempting the whole ‘career in reality’ thing) while Spencer sits at home with his crystal collection. The entire interview is worth a read — especially if you aspire to be the next big star of Pawn Shoppin’ For Love: All-Stars.
It looks like we’re about to get a double dose of man-god Jon Hamm this January. Not only is it the much anticipated return of Mad Men, but the chiseled actor has a little something extra up his sleeve. Apparently his turns on SNL and in Bridesmaids have whetted his appetite for comedy, and he is joining the cast of David Cross’ The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, set to air its second season on the IFC. The series centers around Cross as a mailroom clerk who talks his way into running an English energy drink cooperation.
No word on the role he’s going to play, but considering the show is also written by Cross, and co-stars his Arrested Development pal Will Arnet, we have extremely high hopes for the show. It’s a shame it’s only six episodes a season! But still there’s more coming up for the Mad Man. He’s reportedly attached to an upcoming Judd Apatow comedy co-starring Melissa McCarthy. What a Hamm! (*zing* See, Jon isn’t the only comedian around these parts)
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While it seems like most of your Glee favorites are safe from the axe, there’s one singing stud that won’t be roaming the halls of McKinley High for much longer. After much speculation, fan uproar, and back and forth negotiations, it looks like Chord Overstreet has declined a chance at a recurring role as Sam Evans on the hit series. It’s rumored that the 22 year old star is unhappy that newcomer Darren Criss is getting promoted to series regular this fall, while his option was not picked. He would have to wait until the middle of the season for his chance to get the bump. Apparently this wasn’t a firm enough offer and he has decided to walk.
“We wanted him back because we like Chord personally and had some good stories planned for him and with Mercedes [Amber Riley],” series producer and co-creator Brad Falchuk told a crowd at Comic-Con. “He decided he would have opportunities elsewhere that he would like to pursue, and we can’t force him to work. We told him to go with God.” It looks like things are up in the air for his onscreen flame as well. Amber Riley recently told E! Online that she might be leaving the series as well. “I may not be coming back for a fourth season. Who knows? Whatever happens this third season is what happens, and I think everybody’s OK with it…I love my job to pieces, but when it’s time to go, it’s time to go and, hopefully, there are greater things on the horizon.”
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Remember when we were all so excited to watch Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki run around in a stars n’ stripes colored body suit as Wonder Woman, only to have the show not go to series? Well now we know why our dreams were left unfulfilled. Footage from the NBC pilot has leaked and oof, is it rough. We’re about as lowbrow as it gets, but even the clip above is too cheesy for us — overacted and melodramatic with way too much intense eye work from the actors. You can also feel how excited the writers were when they discovered they could use the word “tits” on television. “OMG, we can have them say ‘tits?’ We gotta use it as much as possible, you guys! It’s so edgyyy!” Except that it’s not. It’s just awkward.
More clips from Wonder Woman are up on ONTD.
Remember when it seemed like a great idea to get a bunch of Italian-Americans together to live in a house and have their lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting drunk? Yeah, we don’t either. The Jersey Shore machine shows no sign of slowing down, and for their upcoming 4th season MTV dropped them in Italy, of course, because there is no better TV than watching a bunch of Americans embarrass themselves in the middle of a country full of hot people on mopeds who may or may not share a great-great-great-great-great-grandfather with someone who calls himself The Situation.
Judging from the trailer for the new season, the cast is even louder, tanner, hornier, gassier, drunker and fist-bumpier than when we last saw them in the States. Also: way more physically violent with each other. Yay? Even weirder: Sammi is barely in the trailer. Is she just not featured much on the season or does something weird go down and producers are trying to avoid spoilers?
Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries is going to be a spectacle of, well, Kardashianical proportions. A source tells the NY Daily News, “Ã‚Â Kim really does want it to beÃ‚Â America’s version of the royal wedding is going to be isn’t the only one primping for a picture-perfect wedding. It’s the most lavish event possible – no matter what it costs.” Of course it’s going to be, because it has to be a money-making machine.
Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, as always, has dollar signs in her eyes with the whole wedding-palooza. The source explains that she, “is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it.” But she’s also worried about how she’s going to look at the wedding because everything is going to be broadcast to the far outreaches of the globe. Apparently, Kris just got a facelift. And all the Kardashians are talking about it because publicity is the reason for their existence.
Khloe Kardashian spoke about her mom’s procedure saying, “She looks amazing. They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn’t notice.”Ã‚Â Jenner’s facelift will be a part of an upcoming episode ofÃ‚Â Keeping Up With the Kardashians, with the momager revealing,Ã‚Â ”I’ve never had such a stressful morning, honestly, in my life.” Also, FYI, Humphries has also been talked into getting dental veneers before the wedding. Like we said, everything needs to be perfect, because perfect means a bigger paycheck!
We weren’t sure what to think we first saw these pictures of AnneLynne McCord running around in her underwear on the UCLA campus. Not only was she half-nekkid but was being pelted with eggs and water balloons as well! Fortunately, she was filming scenes for 90210 and this wasn’t a case of everyone’s worst nightmare. Big sigh of relief. Check out AnneLynne’s body too – it’s just insane and completely enviable. Especially in the photograph (in our gallery below) where’s she’s strutting her stuff in a pair of high heels. Victoria’s Secret, much?
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