The 2008 Scandalist Awards

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Sexiest Of ’08: Megan Fox

We asked you to vote for the year’s sexiest celeb as part of The 2008 Scandalist Awards — and 46% of you chose Transformers hottie Megan Fox. Most voters seemed to agree with Scandalist reader Vania, who commented: “Megan Fox all the way, she’s gorgeous and she’s not that skinny, she’s healthy!” See full results below.

Scandalist Mobile Winner: Megan Fox narrowly beat out Eva Mendes.

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Cutest Kid Of ’08: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

The battle for cutest kid was neck and neck — but Shiloh ultimately triumphed. In hindsight, it seems so obvious. How could the spawn of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie NOT result in the world’s most beautiful child? Clearly, baby Shiloh hit the genetic jackpot.

Scandalist Mobile Winner: Harlowe Madden (write-in candidate).

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Fugliest Of ’08: Brooke Hogan

We Scandalist bloggers agree with a comment made by itsmeagain-and i’m hatin:

Perez Hilton Makes me want to puke. I don’t know if it’s his body, or the shape of his nose, or his disgusting looking mouth, but everytime I see him I get that pre-vomit mouth watery feeling.”

But VH1′s Brooke Hogan edged out the gossip monger to take this year’s fugliest crown.

Scandalist mobile winner: Perez Hilton.

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Wasted Brit Of ’08: Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse landed in rehab so many times in 2008 that we lost count, and she won this category by a landslide. In fact, 96% of voters agreed with Lu, who commented: “This one was a given.” Official results below …

Scandalist mobile winner: Amy Winehouse.

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Curviest Of ’08: Kim Kardashian

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the curviest of them all? Kim Kardashian, clearly. The majority of Scandalist readers believe that Kim had the curviest goods in 2008. But Beyonce put up a strong fight — and even beat Kim in mobile polling.

Scandalist mobile winner: Beyonce.

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Douchiest Of ’08: Heidi And Spencer

In 2008, no one came close to touching the douchiness of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The Hills stars, known to all as Speidi, turned every conceivable moment into a staged photo op — even their own honeymoon.Disney queen Miley Cyrus took second place.

Scandalist mobile winner: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

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Funniest Of ’08: Tina Fey

Scandalist readers rewarded Tina Fey for her brilliant impersonation of Sarah Palin (not to mention her work on 30 Rock) by crowning her funniest of the year.Tina’s SNL mate, Amy Poehler, took second place.

Scandalist mobile results: Tina Fey.

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Sluttiest Of ’08: Aubrey O’Day

The competition for “sluttiest of the year” went down to the wire, but Aubrey O’Day proved victorious. Could it be that she was caught sticking her tongue in some random mouths — and even made out with her dog? Or is it that she posed wearing next to nothing for Complex mag? Maybe Scandalist reader Deann says it best: “I think Aubrey should win the sluttiest cuz jus look at her … after Danity Kane she jus went loose.”

Scandalist mobile winner: Aubrey O’Day.

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Best Wang Of ’08: David Beckham

There were four men who let it all hang out in 2008 — but only one could be crowned as the Best Wang. David Beckham, congrats. The competition didn’t even come close …

Scandalist mobile winner: David Beckham.

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Freshest Of ’08: Britney Spears

This year’s freshest award goes to veteran pop star Britney Spears, who made a public comeback by appearing at MTV’s VMAs and then topping charts with her new album (Circus). Gossip Girl hottie Blake Lively took second place.

Scandalist Mobile Winner: Britney Spears.

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