The Bachelor

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Why Did Emily Maynard Agree To Be The Next Bachelorette?

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After her engagement to The Bachelor star Brad Womack came to a speedy end last year, we wouldn’t have blamed Emily Maynard for swearing off dating shows forever. At the time, the single mom told People that she wanted to “move on and get back to normal.” But now it looks like the 25-year-old single [...]

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The Bachelor Wastes Our Time, Brad And Emily Are Broken Up Already

Congratulations on your engagement … or not. The Bachelor, Brad Womack, and Emily Maynard, the woman he picked to be his bride last night on the show’s season finale, have already broken up, reports PopEater. Someone should maybe tell ABC that their “happy couple” is more happy to be in separate rooms in separate cities. [...]

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Bachelor Brad Womack’s Secret Criminal Record

Here’s a reality TV adage: No matter how squeaky clean you try to portray yourself on screen, eventually someone’s going to dig up some dirt on you. Just ask Brad Womack, whose criminal record has been unearthed. The heartbreaking Bachelor has a couple of misdemeanors on his record that alternately made us laugh and say [...]

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Vienna Lingers: Girardi Still Clinging To Fame

Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka of The Bachelor both had plenty of nasty things to say about one another when they broke up. Each accused the other of being a fame-whore and it turns out, they were both right! Sadly though, Vienna’s attempts to stay relevant are failing. Girardi was turned away from a pre-Emmys [...]

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The Bachelor Stars Jake And Vienna Break Up

Ah, young love – so fleeting, so fickle. Especially when it’s created in a studio and hinges on rose ceremonies. It’s with a heavy heart that we report that last season’s stars of The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have broken up after eight months and a season of Dancing With The Stars together. [...]

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Worst Photo-Op Ever: Bachelor Edition

Sure, they look like they’re having fun and are in love, we guess, but The Bachelor‘s newly engaged stars, Jake Pavelka and fianceĆ© Vienna Girardi haven’t yet mastered the candid paparazzi photo. Here, Jake manages to look like he’s carrying Vienna to her wheelchair and slooowly loses his grip on her. (We completely understand how [...]

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And With That, The Best Thing About “The Bachelor” Is Gone

Don’t ask us why we’re TiVoing yet another terrible season of “The Bachelor.” We just love watching a bunch of deranged women with a never-ending supply of ballgowns and vague job titles (Marketing executive? Nanny? Please – they’re all wannabe actresses) vie for the opportunity to jerk off a bland, generically good looking robot. So [...]

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Bachelor’s Melissa Rycroft Engaged

She got dumped on national TV, but Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft has found love and is now engaged. The 26-year-old’s boyfriend Tye Strickland proposed to her on Friday night. “Sometimes the stars align and the clouds part and everything works out the way it should,” she said. Melissa and Tye, and insurance agent, began dating [...]

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Crazy Bachelorette Mary Delgado Arrested Again

We’re all about reality stars going nuts and getting arrested, and thankfully so is former Bachelor winner Mary Delgado! Mary nabbed season’s six single hunk, Byron Velvic, back in 2004. The pair went through the usual rose ceremony/engagement charade on the final episode, and while they’ll still together, they’ve never gotten hitched. Perhaps the reason [...]

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How To Become The Next Bachelor

So the latest Bachelorette chick, DeAnna Pappas, broke up with her “fiance” Jesse Csincsak. We assumed she ended it because she was afraid of getting stuck with that last name, but she gave him the classic “I love you, but I’m not in love with you” garbage. After the dumping, Jesse hopped on their website [...]