Sadly, The Artist star Jean Dujardin is not asking where you want these spare mannequin parts. Instead, the Oscars Best Actor nominee is in fact advertising his new French sex comedy Les Infideles, though we guess writing “French” and “sex comedy” is kind of redundant. Dujardin and the film’s creators are currently receiving a lot of criticism for the ad campaign’s depiction of women. Or, you know, one woman’s lower torso.
“We already feel that this campaign is against the rules … even if it relates to the subject of the film, a comedy about adultery,” France’s advertising watchdog told French paper Le Parisien. “As a preventative measure, we’ve already counseled JC Decaux, who are in charge of the billboards, to take them down.” The spots will allegedly go down on Friday, but let’s be real. This isn’t the first time filmmakers have used sex to get people interested in their movies. In fact, take a minute and enjoy some of our favorite filthy movie posters, including that graphic Hungarian poster for Michael Fassbender‘s Shame. At least Jean didn’t take it there. Yet.
Jason Bateman‘s family is getting a little bigger, as it’s been revealed that The Change-Up star is expecting a second daughter with wife of ten years, Amanda Anka. The couple had their first child, Francesca Nora Bateman, in 2006. Amanda’s father, legendary singer-songwriter Paul Anka took to Entertainment Tonight Canada to share the good news with the world. “I’m going to be a grandfather again,” he said proudly. He also confirmed that the little bundle will be “another baby girl.” We send our best wishes to the happy (and expanding) family! Hey Jason, you know what’s the best way to welcome a newborn into the world? With an Arrested Development movie. Just sayin…
Are Ryan Reyonlds and Sandra Bullock dating? They looked awfully cuddly at the Change-Up premiere in Los Angeles earlier this week. Or is Ryan Reynolds hooking up with Charlize Theron? We can’t keep track of Ryan’s love life, but we do know one thing for certain…the ladies are definitely digging what this guy serving. And we get it! Ryan is a hottie and we know you feel us so we’ve gathered 20 of Ryan’s hottest (and most handsome) looks. Check ‘em out!
If Ke$ha ever sees this video, so help the youth of America. If you happened to be watching Conan last night, you now know more than you ever thought you would about Olivia Wilde’s vagina tattoo preferences. While stopping by late night to plug her new film The Change-Up, Wilde recounted how her character ends up getting inked in an intimate area, leading her to describe “the best vagina tattoo I’ve ever seen.” Which is a topic we’re endlessly fascinated in, considering the ones we’ve seen are extremely underwhelming.
Despite the fact that we are 12-years-old and almost lost consciousness after hearing an A-lister say the words “pubic hair” on TV (“I am about to pass out,” Coco informs her. “Hold me for this part!”), the Cowboys And Aliens star describes the best lady ink she’s ever seen thusly: “A little man with a lawnmower, walking along! Isn’t that great?” Then Olivia acts it out. Olivia Wilde: one of the few celebrities who we actually like more the more we hear her talk. About vagina tattoos.
An extremely tan Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman go meta in their new The Change-Up promo video. “Do they?” Reynolds says, when told audiences love body-swapping films. “We can just tell them the truth, that body-switching is a pretty f—ing stupid idea, but if they go they’ll laugh their c— off. Yeah?” Okay, but all kidding aside, the movie…is still…about body-swapping? Does. Not. Compute. The tan must have seeped into their brain cavities!
The pair also attempt and fail to appeal to their Asian audience, though do succeed with a subtle nod to Green Lantern. Finally, Reynolds comes through with the tagline they’ve been looking for. “No dumber than a movie about a bunch of talking apes,” he explains, ostensibly referring to their box office competitors for this weekend Rise of the Planet of the Apes. But the apes….don’t talk…in that movie. They just….wear…shirts? We’re stroking out over here!
Are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynoldssure they’re not dating? Like, totally sure? Maybe they just forgot. We forget stuff all the time. Like that time we locked our keys on our apartment, or that time we were dating that gorgeous A-list actress. It just slipped our minds. Maybe they’re relationship is like that. Because we gotta say that they were quite the adorable couple last night at the premiere of The Change-Up.
Reynolds stars along side Jason Bateman, but Sandra showed up to be his surprise date. Awww. What are “friends” for, right? Yeah yeah, we know Ryan’s supposedly hooking up with that other gorgeous Oscar-winner, Charlize Theron. But it can’t stop us from dreaming, right? It just seems too perfect! See what we mean in the gallery below, as well as hot looks from Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill.
In case you were hoping you were at least smarter than Olivia Wilde if not as ethereally beautiful, we have bad news for you. Not only does the Cowboys And Aliensactress have devastatingly clear skin and perfect teeth, she also has a brain in that fabulous-looking skull of hers, and she isn’t going to pretend otherwise. “Trying to fight this industry’s tendency to celebrate the physical is a waste of time,” Wilde told the New York Times. “So I’m happy to play that game. But I am also thirsty for input. I’m not a dunce whose only skill is knowing how to take a photograph, you know? And at the end of the day I think it makes me slightly less replaceable.” Plus, we’ve seen America’s Next Top Model. In our opinion, people should get college credit for smizing correctly.
Also starring in the upcoming comedy The Change-Up, Wilde said in the GQ Comedy issue, “You have no idea how hard it is for a woman in this business. A lot of people don’t even think women are funny. It’s f—ed-up, but you have to deal with guys like that. I’ve learned to roll with it.” And if you have to roll with it while having cheekbones like a razor blade, well, ain’t nothing wrong with that.
In case you had thought it was drama school or improv classes or total commitment to a role, it instead turns out that Olivia Wilde’s divorce is the impetus behind her fine acting. “It makes you a more empathetic person, and I think it’s made me a better actress. Weakness is something we don’t like to admit we have,” The Change-Up actress tells Marie Claire. “We hold it against people, until we experience it, and then we feel more compassion for it. David Shore, who created House, said, ‘You should get divorced every year; your acting’s never been better!’” Sort of a shame she didn’t get divorced before Tron: Legacy came out then, right? Oh, we Tron: Went There.
While ending things with husband Tao Ruspoli this past spring might have turned Wilde into an Oscar contender (in the Best Actress In A Body-Switching Comedy category), she claims it didn’t do wonders for her dating ability. “I’m trying to be adult, entering the shark pool of dating, but I’m hopeless at it,” Olivia explains. “I think of myself as being very cool and independent and not jealous, but I like clarity.” Hmmm, seeing as how the last two men Wilde has been connected with are Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper, we think she’s just being humble. Makes this divorce thing seem pretty tempting. Now we only need to get married, have it fall apart, then start reaping the rewards!
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