-Audrina Patridge showed off her super toned body in an orange bikini today!
Damn it, we screwed that joke up. But the fact remains that the former Hills star and swim suit connoisseur looked amazing as she hit the beaches of Cabo in a loud orange bikini. Audrina was joined by boyfriend Corey Bohan on her south of the border vacation, which is apparently to celebrate her 27th birthday. Her birthday was on the 9th, so we guess she’s just taking the whole month off. Head to the gallery below for more sexy fun in the sun!
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Audrina Patrdige is so over reality TV, you guys. In fact, the former Hill‘s star claims that she won’t be returning for another season of her spinoff show, Audrina. The series started strong, but has since been lagging in ratings since premiering on VH1 in the spring. Perhaps the low viewer turnout left a bad taste in her mouth. “We finished in April and I kind of decided I wanted to take some time off from reality,” she told The Daily. “I want to do something like acting or hosting,” And to spend more quality time with my bikini she no doubt thought.
Speaking of her famous beach bod, Audrina also addressed the rumors that she’s taken a cue from another (in)famous Hills alum and gone under the surgeon’s knife. “They always ask me about that because of Heidi [Montag]. There’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m, like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot.” She denied having any work done on her face, but got prickly when the topic of certain “enhancements” came up. “Well, see I have this chest problem,” she says. “My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.” And there you have it: Audrina has mood boobs. Not implants. Mystery solved.
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MTV and VH1 sure knows how to pick ‘em, eh? All the gorgeous ladies in our Reality Junkies category have done a stint on one — or both — of the networks. Whether they’re on the Shore or in Malibu, these women know how to werk it. But who’s the finest — Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, Deena Cortese or Audrina Patridge?
Oh, that hindsight! It sure is 20/20, as former Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are finding out. After all the drama, posed paparazzi pics, fake appendages and Hermes bags, the batty blonds are now broke, unemployed and living with Spencer’s parents in Santa Barbara. They are also surprisingly candid and frank about the mess their antics have landed them in, antics that at one time made them some of the most famous — and loathed — people in America.
In an interview with The Daily Beast, Speidi (ugh, remember how we all bought into that?) spoke words of caution for Snooki and the Snookis of tomorrow. Says Pratt, “What we learned is: You can be too famous.” Other fascinating revelations from the pair:
- Their divorce was completely fake (duh.) “We’ve never even been apart,” says Heidi.
- They blew all their money on keeping up appearances. Heidi’s music, uh, career, cost them $2 million when all was said and done. “Everything we were doing, we were buying props,” says Spencer. “I bought a big blue monster truck just to drive it on The Hills for an episode. Never drove it again.”
- Heidi admits she foolishly thought she could build the same personal brand as Kim Kardashian. She says, “I thought I had that potential. My ego got too big. To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.”
- They claim they were mistreated by The Hills production team. Heidi: “I would film with Spencer and then I would film with Audrina. She would get treated like Meryl Streep and we would get treated like the trash.”
- Heidi regrets all her plastic surgery (Gurl, you were so pretty before!) and has completely cut herself off from her family.
- When you don’t have to listening to his gravely dude-brah voice, Spencer comes across as particularly astute. For example, this quote: “This isn’t a business. That was the big thing I didn’t get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, ‘Oh, you can have a career in reality’—that is a lie.”
Heidi is currently on VH1’s Famous Foods (apparently she is still attempting the whole ‘career in reality’ thing) while Spencer sits at home with his crystal collection. The entire interview is worth a read — especially if you aspire to be the next big star of Pawn Shoppin’ For Love: All-Stars.
Audrina Patridge has a pretty fab life any day of the year. The Hills hottie has danced with the stars, got tapped for her very own VH1 reality series Audrina (Sundays at 9!) and seems to travel nonstop from beach to pool flaunting her fab figure. But today being Audrina gets even better, because it’s the brown-eyed bombshell’s 26th birthday! We have a funny feeling that she’s in some exotic local celebrating with yet another bikini bash as we speak (just a guess). So in honor of her special day, we present the twenty hottest pix of Audrina showing off The Hills.
Oh, but before we get to the gallery, we’ve got one other note. Have you ever wanted to meet Audrina? Do you like shopping on Rodeo Drive? If you answered yes to either (or both!) of these questions, we would be remiss if we didn’t inform you that there’s still plenty of time to enter VH1’s Hometown to Hollywood: Audrina sweepstakes. The contest winner, along with a guest, will not only win a special meet and greet with Audrina herself, but also a two-night stay at a posh hotel, a $1,000 shopping spree on Rodeo Drive and much, much more. Simply visit our Audrina Facebook page for details on how to enter and win!
And now a word from the guy who puts the “bro” in Brody. Honorary Kardashian Brody Jenner has been hanging ten on an Indonesian surf trip for the past few days, but apparently he needs a little more practice. The reality star tweeted a truly nasty pic of his banged up foot following a heavy duty wipe-out today. We’re not sure why he wanted to broadcast the fact that he sorta sucks at surfing, but bros all over the world air-drum-solo’ed to a Dispatch song in approval. Ã‚Â “One of the sickest waves of my life,” Brody gushed via Twitter, “No surfing today. My foot is DESTROYED! Check it!”Ã‚Â He was taken to a local hospital specializing in rad injuries, where he was diagnosed with a cut foot and a case of Extremeocity. His foot will heal, but sadly heÃ‚Â is expected to remain somewhat of a douche for the rest of his life. Stay strong, brah.
Kristin Cavallari may have had her sleeves over her hands when she arrived in LAX yesterday, but word still got out that boyfriend Jay Cutler proposed to the Hills star during their vacation in Cabo San Lucas this weekend. The pair have been dating since August, with E! cooing that their own Giuliana Rancic introduced the pair at a Bears game. Hmm, think Cutler’d be up for a new reality show?
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Yeah, we realize this is probably a pipe dream thought up in the dark corners of a dusty tabloid basement, but still, a girl can dream! Zap2It is alleging that our friends at MTV are gathering up the gang from The Hills and shipping them off to New York, to shoot some sort of re-do of The City.
YES PLEASE. As much as we loathe to admit it, we are are die-hard Hills fans, Though we never quite took to Whitney Port‘s clique on The City. Olivia Pal-yucko, you know? But the thought of combining Kristin, Lo, Steph and friends (seen above with Hills producers Adam Divello and Liz Gateley) with the mean streets of NYC is the stuff dreams are made of! Clomping the cobblestone in ridiculous heels, hair extensions getting stuck in subway doors, changing the name of Broadway to BRO-dway. Imagine the magic! Yes, this is us begging; we don’t care if The Hills is over and The City is old news. Put ‘em together and we’ll watch forever!
While spending a long weekend in Hawaii, Ben Nemtin couldn’t keep his hands off girlfriend Whitney Port. Can you blame him? The City star looked supermodel-perfect in her cute retro bikini as the lovey-dovey duo strolled Waikiki Beach. More shots of Port and her mile-long legs below. [Photos: Splash News Online]
Lauren Conrad was the one shred of sanity in the crazy world of The Hills – she was the glue that held together the unstable mosaic of fragile, stupid and unreasonable personalities on the show. When she left, the show lost it’s only voice of reason and, to be honest, the most boring element. But then when we watched the show post-LC, we realized she was necessary, without her there was TOO MUCH crazy. Conrad is coming back to television soon though, she has agreed to appear on a new MTV show that focuses on her career as both a designer and an author and she says she has more control over this show than the others.
“It was great because I was allowed to lay down ground rules and say this is what I’m willing to put on camera again and this is what I’m not,” Conrad said. The show will also feature her roommate, Maura, but not her boyfriend Kyle Howard. So basically, it will be The Hills, if The Hills only showed the segments where LC was working at People’s Revolution and hanging out with Lo? We’re pretty sure it’ll be more exciting than that (we hope!) but we’re totally fascinated by Conrad’s relationship with MTV. The girl has literally grown-up on camera for the network and we actually are grateful that she’ll be back since, compared to so many people to come out of those shows, she’s successful and relatively normal. Just, you know, kinda bland. Will you watch the new show, or is Audrina Patridge‘s stint on DWTS enough Hills-related television for a while?