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The Cover Of Lauren Conrad’s New Style Book Is Awkward

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Lauren Conrad may be the only person who got out of The Hills before imploding, but that still doesn’t mean we understand her legitimate career as an author. After she decided to quit her fake-acting career, Conrad started writing novels and now she’s also written a style book. (Seriously, someone needs to stop this trend, how much more can we learn from celebrities about how to dress?)

The cover of Conrad’s book, which is slated to come out in October and is titled Lauren Conrad Style, has just been released and we have to say, we’re seeing about a hundred different things wrong with it, the most ironic being that this is not what Lauren Conrad usually looks like. From the bun on her head to the glam eye makeup to the piercing stare, this is not how we remember her from The Hills. Still, the former fashion student wanted to share her wisdom with her fans and says the book with include “personal stories, live and learn stories,” and “a couple of high school horror stories.” Right, because we didn’t already see those on Laguna Beach.

[Photo: Harper Collins via People]

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Audrina Patridge Breaks Up With Ryan Cabrera

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Audrina Patridge and boyfriend Ryan Cabrera may have looked happy at her birthday party earlier this month, but People says there’s been trouble in paradise—and Audrina is moving on. “She ended things about a week ago,” says their source. “There were issues in their relationship. But a lot comes from his partying ways.” This from Audrina, queen of the bikini bashes? Don’t tell us she’s just attending all those parties for the money!

Though Ryan has already been spotted chatting up lookalikes, the crooner may not have given up on his second chance at a reality show star sidepiece. “He still wants to work things out,” says another source. Considering how little we heard about him after his split with Ashlee Simpson until now, we can’t blame him.

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Heidi Montag’s Dad Is Afraid For Her

spencer-pratt-heidi-200xDid you watch the last episode of The Hills? While I hated the family meeting format of the “Heidi and Spencer are crazy” session at the end, what the Hills gang said was true. Heidi is in a dangerous position, now that Spencer has spiraled out of control, and it’s hard to say what will happen next. It’s a grab-bag of crazy.

Read the full story at LimeLife.

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Spencer Pratt’s Parent’s Cut Him Out (Of Their Photos)

59673260So Heidi Montag wants a restraining order against her mother, she never calls her father, she and Spencer Pratt have stopped speaking to his sister Stephanie and we’ve often wondered, where are his parents in this whole mess? Well, the Pratts are still (for good reason) choosing to stay somewhat anonymous, but Us Weekly reports that they too have distanced themselves from the Botoxic Twins.

A source tells the magazine “They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it’s too much. They even took the pictures of him out of their home.” Sorry, laser-background school picture of Spencer, you’re outta here! Apparently the estranged feeling is mutual because Spencer stopped talking to them a awhile ago when “he felt his parents would talk to him only about Stephanie and that they charged him with taking care of her.” Which also makes us wonder why, as parents, they weren’t taking care of their drunkorexic daughter themselves, but whatever. These are your celebrities, America. Manipulative media whores who alienate their families and everyone around them and get rich doing it. Sigh.

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Heidi Montag Calls The Cops On Her Mom

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Happy belated Mother’s Day, Mom! Hope you like being manhandled by the LAPD! That’s roughly what was running through Heidi Montag‘s head when she decided to call the cops on her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, who showed up to Montag’s Los Angeles home today unannounced. Just when you thought they couldn’t be more dysfunctional, right? They had to get the authorities involved because a mother wanted to talk to her daughter.

Heidi explained why she did it to People, saying “I told my mom a while ago I need space from her. And she just showed up at our door unannounced and tried to get in. She was yelling about how I was being held against my will which couldn’t be farther from the truth.” The police advised Egelhoff  that she should leave since it’s within Heidi’s rights not to speak to her if she doesn’t want to, and Egelhoff left of her own accord. Well, Heidi may not want to see you, but Darlene, we are here for you. Between Spencer Pratt calling you a “vagina” and reveling in your home’s foreclosure, and the disaster of a body your daughter just created, we’re here if you need a surrogate, un-enhanced daughter-type to hang with.

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Audrina Has A Bikini Birthday Party With Ryan

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Please tell us this is what The Audrina Show will be like. Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday at Liquid Pool in Las Vegas, joined by boyfriend Ryan Cabrera (who wouldn’t take his wool-knit cap off for some reason) and a bevvy of shirtless, splashing sillybillies. “So funny to look back on what u planned, when u turn 25!” she wrote on her Twitter. “Lol married/kids etc.. hahah nope :(” Sounds like that supersoaker is filled with tears! Ponder your own failed hopes and dreams while surfing the gallery below.

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Spencer Pratt On Mother-In-Law’s Foreclosure: “The Best News I’ve Heard All Day”

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Spencer Pratt doesn’t save his family hatorade for The Hills. When Heidi Montag‘s hubby found out the bank put property owned by mother-in-law Darlene Egelhoff in foreclosure after she failed to pay off a $189,000 loan, the bearded devil couldn’t bother to hide his glee. “If that’s true,” he told TMZ. “That is the best news I’ve heard all day long.” Seems Spence is still furious about how Egelhoff reacted to her Heidi’s plastic surgery binge on the program. “Anybody who would do what she did to her daughter—my amazing, beautiful, magnificent wife Heidi—on national television…should be put in a straight jacket.” Guess it takes someone who should be committed to know one!

Despite keeping a s—list that includes Heidi’s mom, Heidi’s sister, Spencer’s sister, every woman on The Hills not named Heidi, Snooki and even MIA (“MIA should be kicked out of America today for using the US flag on her Nazi like hit squad in her new music video!”), Spencer’s been oddly quiet on Twitter, not posting since May 3rd after several days of nothing but Fistbumping For Love retweets. Is he pulling a John Mayer on us or is the world really that lucky?

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Our Gif To You: What Happened On The Hills

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The second episode of The Hills‘ final season [sigh of relief] aired last night, and true to form what lasted 30 minutes can easily be summed up in 30 seconds. To recap the drug use accusations, DD (soon-to-be-H) boobs, and plenty o’ vacant stares, we’re presenting you with the most concise summary on the internet, after the jump.

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