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Kristin Cavallari Would Like To Keep The Hills Alive

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Fake reality show fans, listen up! The upcoming season of The Hills marks the end of the show, but it may get an extension. If Kristin Cavallari has her way, the gang of ne’er-do-anythings might add an additional twelve episodes to the show’s roster, making for one super-sized final season.

Cavallari told E! Online “There’s a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes.” She loves being back on the show and explained “I’m in such a rhythm with things and I’m having a great time. We’re just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good.” One reason it may be easier to film additional episodes could be the absence of Spencer Pratt. Cavallari confirmed that Spencer “got kicked off the show like a month and a half ago. He’s done; he’s completely done.” And it has nothing to do with Spencer’s new job fighting cyber crime either, Cavallari confirmed to Regis and Kelly that the reason for his exit is because Spencer threatened a Hills producer’s life. Weird, he didn’t Twitter about that.

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Should Lauren Conrad Come Back To The Hills?

There’s a lot of buzz about Lauren Conrad possibly returning to The Hills for the grand series finale. While Lauren certainly doesn’t need the show to keep busy—her second novel was released in February with a third on the way—it certainly wouldn’t hurt her profile to make a dramatic appearance. But would it be worth putting up with old frienemies like Spencer Pratt? “Why did you come out that dusty closet you’ve been stashed in? Stop trying to snatch press off my wife,” he recently tweeted. Let us know what you think about Lauren coming back in our TheFABLife poll.

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Spencer Pratt Launches A Twitter Attack On Audrina

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We’ve heard the prosecution’s case against Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery binge…now it’s time for the defense. Spencer Pratt interrupted his praise for God and our nation’s troops to tweet hard at Audrina Patridge after she factually described her Hills co-star’s new body on Lopez Tonight, admitting Heidi “has changed a bit” (oh no, you didn’t!!!).

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and Audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her./ Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row!/ Who elected you to gage cool – B—-! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best…/ Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… its all coming out!/ Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place./So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

You hear that people, Heidi’s body is home grown! That scooped-out back you recoil from is a tribute to our country! Say anything other than “Heidi Montag looks more gorgeous with every passing day” and her husband will bring it down on you, because that’s what love is. At least that’s what ridiculous, fame-obsessed, borderline psychotic love is.

See photos of Audrina and Kristin Cavallari shopping on “the set” of The Hills yesterday in the gallery below.

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Heidi Accuses Hills Creator Of Sexual Assault, Lauren Says Claims Are “Absurd”

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Add this to the list of things Heidi Montag is doing to stay relevant in the wake of The Hills‘ cancellation: she is considering pressing charges against the show’s creator, Adam DiVello, for inappropriate sexual behavior.

Montag claims that after she got her plastic surgeries, DiVello groped her newly scooped-out back and plumped-up ass. Meanwhile, Lauren Conrad says that Heidi’s accusations are false, telling Us magazine “I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello. Not only are they completely absurd, but they are 100 percent without merit. Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for.”

A source told Perez Hilton that “tension on the set of The Hills has truly escalated in the last few weeks and Spencer and Heidi are very close to bringing legal action against the show,” as a result of the inappropriate behavior toward Heidi. DiVello’s unwanted touching is the reason she has started traveling with an entourage of security lately. The source, clearly someone from Team Heidi and not a neutral party, also said “Adam can get away with that with the Audrinas and Kristins of reality TV but not with Heidi! He is a pervert and a creep. The other girls dont feel they can’t defend themselves because they are afraid they will lose their job if they talk about the man’s workplace behavior. Heidi will not tolerate sexual assault in the workplace!” Not to diminish the point, but, um, they’ve already lost their jobs, right? This kind of behavior though IS creepy and unacceptable, but no charges have officially been filed against DiVello, and MTV spokesperson told Us “We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false and without merit.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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This Is Not Natural

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What is left to say about Heidi Montag‘s deformed and inflated body? It appears that her plastic surgeon sliced out her happiness when he was scooping out Heidi’s back fat, ‘cuz she now looks like the world’s most miserable blow up sex doll. But hey, we guess she paid all that money to get chopped up into a tinier, bustier robot so she could sit around in a bikini all day, so this must be what she considers success. Congrats on all you’ve accomplished, Heidi! So what if you scare small children with your canon ball breasts in the process.

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Stephanie Pratt No Longer Speaks To Spencer And Heidi

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Who knew that People’s Revolution reject and Nana-ignoring granddaughter Stephanie Pratt would end up being one of the most sympathetic people to come out of The Hills? We started to love Stephanie more when she showed up to mock herself on The Soup last year, and our feelings continue to soften now that she admits that she is cut off from her brother-monster Spencer.

“I haven’t talked to Heidi or Spencer since September,” Stephanie told Fancast.com. “I feel so dumb not to know what’s going on with my family.  But they’ve decided they don’t want me in their life, so I don’t know what’s going on with them.” Stephanie continued, “It’s sad.  I’m kind of mourning the loss of him.  But that’s his choice. He cut a lot of his friends out.  I don’t know what’s going on with him.”

Maybe he’s just trying  to make his move to Costa Rica easier on himself? We would never advocate the ripping apart of a family, but in the case of the Pratts, we have to say that maybe Stephanie is making out okay in this situation. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Heidi Montag Admits To Having Her Back Surgically Scooped Out

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Yes, apparently that IS a thing. Heidi Montag revealed to Ryan Seacrest that in addition to the 10 surgeries she had recently in her attempt to transform into a robot, she also had her back scooped and had her waist “cinched.”

[Vomit break.]

In true Heidi fashion, she has no idea what that procedure actually entails, telling Ryan, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

[Vomit break #2.]

The downside to having her body fat removed with an ice cream scooper is that Heidi can no longer embrace humans because her bot-boobs get in the way. “I’m very weird about hugging people now,” she says. “[My body] is very fragile.”

Shall we vomit again?

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After Seven Seasons, “The Hills” Is No More

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Do you guys remember when Heidi Montag used to look like this? That was but three short years ago when The Hills was still in its second season, Heidi and Lauren Conrad were still besties, and Spencer Pratt was just a tiny blip on our radar. Today, the news came that after filming its upcoming seventh season, The Hills will be canceled. Guess there’s only so much drama you can extract from Spencer’s new foray into cyber-crime fighting. This surely would never have happened if only Heidi had kept her psychic manager instead of firing him after a week on the job.

The show has certainly run its course, with Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge getting their own spin-offs, and Lauren, the sole voice of reason on the show, completely disassociating herself from it in order to be a serious author. (Designer? Author-designer!) Still, that doesn’t mean we won’t miss these vapid people. The next and last season will premiere on April 27, which means we just have a few more months of feeling the rain on our skin (and letting Spencer get under it). [Photo: Getty Images]

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Attack Of The Plastic Side Boob

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Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari and a blow up doll went out to lunch yesterday, in what resulted in a mini plastic surgery convention over a couple bites of lettuce. We can’t stop marveling at the competing side boob in the pic above. It’s too bad these gals weren’t around at the turn of the last century – their boobs alone probably could have prevented the Titantic from sinking. Plastic surgery: turning body parts into flotation devices one implant at a time.

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Heidi Fires Spencer

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Is there trouble in them there Hills? We sure hope so. Heidi Montag announced today that she has fired husband Spencer Pratt as her manager. However, the man she hired as his replacement doesn’t imply she’s any more stable or grounded in reality though, because she has chosen a psychic to run her career.

Montag explained to People “No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career. I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.” Wow, we didn’t actaully think Heidi was capable of making her own decisions, perhaps there’s hope for her yet. She also added “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” She’s right about that.

Montag appeared in a Funny or Die video about finance reform earlier in the week and the spot, directed by Ron Howard, appeared to delude her into thinking she has an acting career. Heidi said about working with Howard “He made me feel confident in my talent. I am so excited about my acting future. I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.” It’s possible that working with a Hollywood A-list filmmaker boosted her confidence and caused her fire Spencer, but we also wonder if this is just a plot device to create drama for the next season of The Hills. Knowing these two, it’s probably  the latter.

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