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Spencer Pratt Is The “King Of Weed”

Spencer Pratt accidentally posted a picture of his bong on Twitter last month, so the news that he’s supposedly a total pothead doesn’t really surprise us. But apparently his toking past goes way back to high school, where insiders say he was known as “the King of Weed!”

“He was smoking it every day,” revealed a friend. “He always had a big bag and would share with everyone.” It didn’t take long for Spence-y to move onto other illegal substances, included – allegedly – Xanax and Valium. The Hills star even did a stint in rehab, but returned to his old habits quickly. “One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘We are soooooo getting stoned!’” remembered an anonymous pal. “No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills.”

At least our drug-lovin’ villain has matured into a new royal role, from the King of Weed to the King of Douchebags. 

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Audrina Hates Kristin, Brody Loves Ponchos

Audrina Patridge might be beefing with Kristin Cavallari (“I don’t like [Kristin],” she told Ryan Seacrest this morning, “it’s really pathetic and desperate what people will do when the cameras are around”), but Brody Jenner seems willing to sit down and break bread with his new Hills co-star. Even nachos.

The former couple, along with Jenner’s current girlfriend Jayde Nicole, attended a birthday party at Pinches Tacos yesterday. While Cavallari rocked short shorts, Jenner celebrated his love of Hispanic culture in a tasteful poncho and sombrero (please say this is his new look. Please.). While the recent drama won’t be shown until September, we’ll hopefully  get some clues during Sunday’s mid-season finale. Did Brody attempt a Mexican accent? We have to know!

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Why Do We Like Heidi Montag’s New Song?

How on earth is it possible that we actually find this new Heidi Montag Pratt song “Blackout” to actually be listenable? Perhaps it’s because this is the first one of her tracks that doesn’t sound like a cat being run over by a Hummer, or maybe she’s actually managed to record a somewhat catchy pop song (that we think sounds oddly like “Heartbeats” by The Knife). Eh, we probably just have terrible taste in music.

Whatever the reason, we’ve managed to make it through the video a few times without dry heaving at her enormous bowling ball boobs and straw mop hair. Sure, she thrusts her crotch at the camera 1979212390 times, but we admire her and Spencer’s DIY style. We imagine this is what the spent their honeymoon doing (besides each other); a wise YouTube commenter even spotted his shadow lurking in the video at the 1:53 mark. The video’s cheap looking, just like it’s star – but we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Speidi Can’t Mask Their Desperation

What don’t we love about Mr. And Mrs. Attention Whore – er, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - in this picture? The pair arrived back from their Mexico honeymoon wearing these masks in an obvious nod to the Swine Flu frenzy sweeping North America. But that’s only the beginning of the fabulousness!

Other highlights in this pathetic pic include:

  • Spencer making the loser sign with his right hand. His muscles just naturally move into that formation, obviously.
  • His inappropriately large camera lens. You know what they say about guys who overcompensate with their cameras, right ladies?
  • Is Heidi’s fly down, or is it just wishful thinking?

To be fair to Heidi, if we had to lock lips with this dud, we’d wear a protective mask too. 

by (@katespencer)

Mrs. Pratt To Pose For Playboy?

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According to Perez Hilton (who is reporting on a story from Life & Style), Heidi Montag Pratt is in talks with Hugh Hefner‘s peeps to pose in the pages of Playboy magazine. A source revealed that Heidi is down to do it and  her hubby/manager Spencer Pratt is trying to finagle $500,000 for the shoot.

But there’s some bad news surrounded her supposed skin-fest: according to Hilton, “Heidi won’t be required to get naked for Playboy.” Yep, that’s the sound of our heart shattering. We wanted to see those fake boobs in action!  [Photos: GettyImages]

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Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Line Banished To Kohl’s

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Hills starlet Lauren Conrad is taking her line overpriced cotton dresses that once sold at Kitson, and recreating it as a reasonable line of cotton dresses for sale at Kohl’s. Everybody wins! “It is a little more casual.,” LC tells Us Magazine about her new (old) line. “They are basically trying to take that California style and make it accessible everywhere.”

Another way to get California style is to slip on some $3 flip flops, snag a cheap Hanes t-shirt, and cut some jeans into shorts, but don’t tell Lauren that! She gushed a bit more about the move, saying, “…I wanted to do a contemporary line…So this was my way of being able to still do what I love and work with a great company and also make it accessible to the fans that made it possible in the first place.”  [Photo: WireImage]

Check out pics of the cast out together this week pretending to be BFF below!

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Audrina Patridge Gets Naked For Puppies

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Audrina Patridge, who is currently finishing up her last season on The Hills by flirting with usual suspect Brody Jenner, posed for PETA in a white bikini and angel wings to promote pet adoption. Apparently, doing nudie pics for the animal rights group is a rite of passage in Hollywood, as numerous celebs have held various creatures in their birthday suits, all in the name of critters. Surely this means Audrina’s career is on the right track, eh?  [Photo: PETA]

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Whitney Port Hates Life In The City

Whitney Port – the most normal of the Hills trolls – hates the life she now leads on her spin-off series, The City. The leggy fashionista chatted with classy rag Cosmopolitan recently, and revealed a deep misery underneath her glossy-eyed stare.

“I break down a couple of times a week, at least,” Whit whined. “It gets overwhelming. Sometimes I think that I can’t take this anymore. I just want to live a normal life.”

You’d think Whitney would know that no one is stopping her from doing just that, but clearly she’s confused. At least she can put her ballet flats on the right feet! Luckily, she does have some sense when it comes to despicable  social climbers. Whit opened up about her loathsome co-star, Olivia Palermo and says the two “never hang out off-screen.” She adds, “Olivia kind of mothers me and looks at me as a pet project . . . I’m not some country bumpkin. I’m from Los Angeles.”

You said it girl! Now it might just be time to move back. 

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Lauren Conrad’s Crappy Clothing Line Finally Dies

Regular ladies could have told you this was gonna happen months ago – no sane-minded woman is gonna spend a ridiculous amount of dough on crappy, generic cotton dresses. Lauren Conrad bet that ladies would ditch their Target and Forever 21 addictions for her pricier, duller duds, and she lost – big time.

The wannabe designer, who only landed her own line thanks to her ability to attract crazy friends who spice up The Hills, announced that she is ending production of the Lauren Conrad Collection. Her reps worded it this way: “In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line.”

A friend says that LC wants to “revamp her line and design with more high-end fabrics,” which kinda goes against what her rep is saying about the old “economic climate.” Maybe it’s time she stopped filming at the L.A. fashion school, and actually attend it.  [NYP. Photo: GettyImages]

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