The Kardashians

by (@missmuttoo)

It’s Here! The Family Kardashian Christmas Card Is Here!

The 2012 Kardashian Family Christmas Card

If there’s one thing that really kicks in the arrival of holiday season for us, it’s the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. Apologies, we got carried away — we meant Christmas card. For the last three years, it’s been arriving like clockwork, a week or so before the 25th. 2009′s card was all about the relaxed glamour. 2010 was when they really started taking the Kardashian-ness of it all quite seriously with their version of Christmas couture. Or Khristmas Kouture, in case you want in on our little giggle fest. Last year’s card had us a bit perplexed because it was like Christmas Couture on crack. We have to do it again — Khristmas Kouture on krack. Someone stop us! But seriously, that card. Fortunately, the 2012 card actually has them looking a lot more relaxed. By that we mean they’re actually smiling and not giving their hardcore camera faces, which makes us happy. You can see the whole card here, on Kim‘s Celebuzz page, where she posted it, writing, “Here it is!! Our 2012 family Christmas card shot by the amazing Nick Saglimbeni! We had such a fun time shooting this! What do you think of the final pic??” What do we think of it? It’s so white and sparkly! And their family is really big! Big enough to not fit in a photograph, but the full snapshot will reveal the leg on the right to be Kendall‘s. Maybe next year they’ll actually get Scott Disick to crack a smile. Anything can happen around the holidays. Although, that still doesn’t explain why Rob is brandishing headphones? He’s the … DJ of their Christmas card?

[Photo via Celebuzz]

by (@missmuttoo)

It’s Jonah Hill’s Turn To Diss The Kardashians

This family is getting it in droves. First, Daniel Craig blasted the Kardashians in GQ U.K.’s January issue, and now it’s Jonah Hill’s turn in HuffPo. When asked if he was actually upset by Kim Kardashian’s divorce, the actor went on a bit of a rant. He replied with, “The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. Whenever I say I like reality TV, people write about it like they’re in shock. I can’t even understand it, so I watch it.” This is, of course, after he sarcastically told MTV News, “I feel duped a little bit because I was all connected with the wedding. I watched the two-hour special. I was with them on that journey.”

So there you have it. You can now officially add Jonah to the long list of people who aren’t down with the Kardashians.

[Photo: Getty Images]