The Real Housewives Of D.C.

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Weirdo Michaele Salahi Now Has Her Own Doll Out

The Salahi’s are like super-resistant television roaches. They won’t shrivel up and die, no matter what you spray them with. It’s a particular talent that a few people have for stretching out 15 minutes of fame-whoring until you’re forced to acknowledge their presence. And whether we like it or not, it works. Why else would [...]

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The Salahis’ 15 Minutes Of Fame Might Be Over – Yay!

From the first moment we heard of the White House party crashers, we were sick of them. Michaele and Tareq Salahi‘s ploys for attention have come off more like cries for help, and it was only made worse when they were given a platform for their fake fame when they were cast on The Real [...]

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Michaele Salahi Takes Her Fame Whoring To A Whole New Level

There are some “reality” stars that  have clearly spent way too much time trying to stay famous and will do anything to remain in the public eye. (Oh, hello Vienna Girardi, I didn’t see you there.) The worst of the lot, in our opinion, would have to be the Salahis. They’ve parlayed their White [...]

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Michaele Salahi’s Co-Stars Starting To Hate Her As Much As Whoopi Does

So by now you know that these Salahi people are whiny crybabies who are becoming universally loathed, first for being national security risks and second for pissing off the ladies of The View. And it’s all in the name of drumming up publicity for the Real Housewives Of D.C., which premiered last night and which [...]