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The Shorter List: Cutest Celebrity Babies

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Cuteness is a force that can be measured by the distance you’ll travel in order to pinch cheeks and speak in a high pitched voice. It’s a universal truth that all babies emit cuteness rays, but celebrity children cast their lovable web around total strangers all over the world. Is it their incredible living-doll wardrobe? The cuteness halo they throw over their already-extremely-cute parents, creating a photo-op of exponential adorability? It’s a mystery of science and nature. For the final Short List, the VH1 experts completed the circle of life by counting down the Ten Cutest Celebrity Babies. We decided to make a list of our own because, hey, who doesn’t want see more precious tots? Check out these “awww”-inspiring kids after the jump.

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The Shorter List: Biggest Celebrity Tools

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There’s no denying that showbiz has more tools than a Home Depot full of Hummer-owners, and last Friday The Short List crew used them to build you a house of hilarity. The experts did a pretty good job as they counted down the Ten Biggest Celebrity Tools, but we feel that they cut their list with a bit too many douche-bags and not enough tools. (Yes, there’s a difference!) So here to put things right once more, The Shorter List brings you a few extra tools who have screwed, banged, nailed, drilled, greased and wrenched their way to infamy. Don’t forget your hard hat.

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The Shorter List: Hottest Celebrity Beach Bods

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It’s that time of the week again! Last Friday night The Short List ranked the hottest celebs to ever slather SP 40 over their glistening million-dollar physique (or as they called it, the 10 Hottest Celebrity Beach Bods). But we feel that the esteemed VH1 experts missed a few people in their quest to see who had the bangin’est beach bod. So we’re here to fill in a few gaps. Just think of it as a public service. Grab your Ray-Bans, sandals and a couple of towels: we’re going to the beach!

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The Shorter List: Lady Gaga’s Craziest Fashion Moments

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Now who on earth could that be? You can’t see her poker face, so it’s hard to tell. But we’ll give you a hint; she’s the first subject of VH1′s The Short List, which premiered last Friday! Join our hilarious experts each week as they sound off on topics ranging from the cutest celebrity babies to the best celebrity beach bods. Friday night they blasted into orbit with a look back at this “Lady’s” other-worldly attire that could only have come from the planet Glam. Give up? It’s Lady Gaga! Oh, you knew? What gave it away?

Follow along as we count down five of the choices that would’ve made our list…

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