Orlando Bloom as a really camp villain in The Three Musketeers? That’s something we have to see! Logan Lerman‘s breathing new life into the character of D’Artagnan and although we have a major soft spot for him, the wardrobe department really needed to give him a better wig. Seriously, guys? That hair is not working and he’s far too pretty to be messed with.
We’re also totally loving the casting choices of Mads Mikkelson and Matthew MacFadyen as well, the latter of whom we adored as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. But what’s really floating our boats is Bloom’s character and his evil partnership with badass assassin Milla Jovovich. Who seems to kick butt in some really pretty gowns, so how can we not be sold? Add a plot to take over Europe and some flying ships and we’re totally giving this movie a shot. Also, will you just look at Orlando’s coiffure? It’s a work of art!